Roleplay Memes & Starters

Askbox memes/prompts and sentence starters for roleplayers; Feel free to make SFW requests + change pronouns!

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&. ARGUING STARTERS.

“i can’t believe you.”

“are you serious?”

“we’re not finished. i’m not just going to let this go.”

“so you don’t trust me?”

“fuck you.”

“you know me! and the fact that you still think i’d do that hurts the most.”

“i miss the old you. i don’t want the person you’ve become.”

“you never understand.”

“you said the same thing last time.”

“i’m so tired of constantly doing this with you.”

“you don’t even try to see it from my perspective.”

“i’m not apologizing.”

“hell if i care.”

“this is fucking bullshit.”

“why are you always the one who’s breaking my heart?”

“i can’t do this anymore.”

“you don’t mean that.”

“i hate you.”

“you never keep your promises.”

“out of all the things you’ve told me, what was true?”

“i can’t even look at you.”

“do you even love me anymore?”

“i’m fucking done.”

“i shouldn’t have ever trusted you.”

“you’re being unfair.”

“i’m not going to keep being your little secret. i deserve better.”

“i’m leaving.”

“just… just go.”

“i thought you’d be the one to make me happy.”

“you don’t even pretend to care about me.”

“i don’t even remember the last time you told me you loved me.”

“don’t go.”

“i never asked for this.”

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Pokemon (the series) starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !

“If anybody’s out there, you can come out. And if you’re a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.”

“Everybody makes a wrong turn once in a while.”

“Don’t you know that love is the most important thing in the world?”

“We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold.”

“Prepare for trouble.”

“When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.”

“I hate water, especially WET water.”

“There’s no sense in going out of your way to get somebody to like you.”

“My name is Tom Ato/Ann Chovy/Caesar Salad.”

“My brain says to run but my legs ain’t listening.“

“Then came the storm.”

“Just once, I’d like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN’T involve a life-threatening explosion.“

“I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.”

“Where did you get all that chocolate? You’re holding out on us.”

“Thundershock, Thunderbolt… I’ve been destroyed by Pikachu’s attacks so many times I know them all by heart.”

“By the way, that’ll be a two dollar charge for resting on my rock.“

“I want food.“

“It smells like old sneakers mixed with rotten eggs and dead fish with just a hint of skunk fumes.”

“I don’t need a fortune teller to know that. Some woman is ALWAYS causing me trouble! It’s a curse…“

“When I want your opinion, I’ll ask for it!”

“Rejected by the one girl I loved. I’ll never find another one like her again.”

“Everybody’s got secrets hidden in their closet.”

“I know it’s my destiny.”

“Don’t worry, ___. You’ll find plenty of other girls to reject you.”

“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

“Oh, I know what I’ll do! I’ll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!”

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‘ aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe ‘ meme

( it’s a part 1 because there’s so much Iconic moments in the book oops ) feel free to change up to tweak the sentence ! eg. changing pronouns, names, nouns, restating it a bit, etc !

“ the problem with my life was that it was someone else’s idea . “ “ i guess i just don’t understand him. “ “ i’m sentimental. “ “ your father was beautiful. “ “ i wanted to ask her what happened to all that beauty. “ “ and then i flipped them the bird. “ “ feeling sorry for myself was an art. i think a part of me liked doing that. “ “ i was nothing more than the family mascot. “ “ the war changed him. “ “ i don’t think that the war will ever be over for him. “ “ sometimes i thought that being fifteen was the worst tragedy of all. “ “ i had all kinds of tragic reasons for feeling sorry for myself. “ “ a girl is like a tree covered with leaves. you just want to climb up and tear all those leaves off. “ “ a girl is like a tree? yeah, and a guy is about as smart as a piece of dead wood infested with termites. “ “ i guess i was a mystery to myself. that sucked. “ “ you talk funny. “ “ were we laughing because we were relieved? were we happy? laughter was another one of life’s mysteries. “ “ (name) became one more mystery in a universe full of mysteries. “ “ the world is a dark place. “ “ maybe your world, (name), but not mine. “ “ i’d lied to him. “ “ if we ran away from home, we’d both be poor. “ “ i think you’re making a mistake. “ “ don’t be a wiseass, (name). “ “ i don’t trust them. “ “ i wasn’t a real boy. i was a fraud. “ “ that was interesting–that he had secrets. “ “ and i felt real. “  “ words were different when they lived inside you. “ “ maybe everyone was a little sad. “ “ i really liked him. i really, really liked him. “ “ compliments make me nervous. “ “ what are you gonna do with all those secrets, (name)? “ “ it’s a secret if we don’t tell her. “ “ that’s a funny thing to smile about. “ “ what the hell’s wrong with you! “ “ give me that gun. “ “ i didn’t know you liked to fight. “ “ i’ve never seen you that mad. “ “ were you scared? “ “ a world without darkness. how beautiful was that? “ “ i knew that everything was real. except me. “ “ you were looking for me. “ “ i’m always looking for you. “ “ i think i’m trying to find me, (name). “ “ i’m sorry. i’m sorry i’m so far away. “ “ i was happy. “ “ i don’t think you know how loved you are. “ “ from what we cannot hold, stars are made. “ “ i wondered how that felt, to really like yourself. “ “ if only i knew the right words. “ “ if only i spoke the right language. “ “ i woke up and i felt lost. “ “ do you want me to go? “ “ isn’t that sad? isn’t that just too fucking sad? “ “ when do we start feeling like the world belongs to us? “ “ my body’s doing things i can’t control and i just don’t like it. “ “ what does an american look like, anyway? “ “ it’s like being dead. “ “ i have always felt terrible inside. “ “ too beautiful for me. “ “ i won’t run. “

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Random Starters:

“I’m wearing heels and a beret at 8 am and nobody seems to care.”

“Vegans aren’t allowed in Texas.”

“If I flip a coin and it’s heads, I’ll go through with it, but if it’s tails, I’ll still go through with it because I’m awesome.”

“Spoiler alert: Jesus wins.”

“Someone told me a knock knock joke and I cried for four hours straight.”

“I could put flowers inside it, or like, drop my Legos inside it.”

“Would you take out the trash, bae?”

“Your rabbit is so evil. I swear it’s out to get me.”

“I feel like I’m dipping my hand in poop.”

“I’m a little worried this is going to stain my skin, but you know, it’s Friday, so let’s party.”

“I’m nocturnal. Kinda like a bat.”

“The scariest possible thing that could be sent to you there is, ‘hey, girl/man, send me some nudes.’”

“Last night, it was too windy for my booty-call to make it over.”

“If you have $300 and a lot of friends, then you can get barely tipsy in a bathtub.”

“I’m gonna ship your ass out of here. I can’t stand you anymore.”

“What the fuck. Get your crusty ass off those veggies.”

“Can you stop taking selfies every 3 steps? It’s annoying.”

“I think you’re butt-chugging on accident.”

“I complimented you. Now you have to have sex with me.”

“PSA: not everyone wants to get in your pants.”

“I’m kind of hip.. I mean, I watch music videos.”

“Oh, shit! .. I mean oh, shoot.”

“I taste like I need some sleep.” 

“It looks very evil even though it’s ice cream colored.”

“I have a bad case of the manboobs.”

"Hands up or I'll kill you right in the face!"

“If I weren’t wearing pants right now, it’d just be like: right butt-cheek alert.”

“You know what? This is my best friend now and I’m taking him/her home.”

“I’m really good at lying, so I think I’ll do great.”

“Are you calling me out?”

“I feel very dirty that I was not able to express my emotions.”

“Why did you bring children?” 

“It smells like feet.” 

“I’m a fucking excellent cuddler. I’m a god damn pro.” 

“Is this poison?” 

“I don’t wake up in the morning and go ‘you know what I wanna do? I wanna eat a tarantula today’.”

“This is not something you’re supposed to eat.”

“I slapped a stranger in the face because s/he didn’t wish me happy birthday.”

"They sell babies at the hospitals sometimes.”

“I think I would be a very successful, but highly inappropriate elementary school teacher.” 

"S/He's like a man and s/he looks like s/he's pooping."

"Aww, I'm gonna hang it up on the fridge for a week until you forget about it."

"Why do you have these rules in place? Let us be free."

“You should burn this.”

“How many eggs do I need? Fuck it. I’ll just buy all of them.” 

“I’ve got blue balls of the heart.” 

“I don’t like babies, but I do like parties.” 

“Oh, sorry I don’t do drugs.” 

“[NAME] wants to make me smile. Good fuckin’ luck.” 

“I smiled once and I hated it.” 

“You know, white bread’s a lot like me: plain, not super healthy, but generally likable.”

“It feels like I’m massaging a really squishy butt.” 

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✦      THAT    70′S     SHOW    PROMPTS     !    

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THAT 70S SHOW PROMPTS,  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ I believe that everyone’s political opinion is valid and worth hearing. ❞

❝ Tell me, what do you consider your best quality? ❞

❝ Doesn’t pretty much everything make us horny? ❞

❝ It’s like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something. ❞

❝ Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted. ❞

❝ Look, I might be the only guy in here who’s actually killed a man. ❞

❝ The bridge of the nose, it’s very vulnerable. ❞

❝ Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower! ❞

❝ It doesn’t look like a pot leaf. . ❞

❝ What’re you gonna put on your resume? “Dumbass”? ❞

❝ I’m not afraid of anything and I’m going! ❞

❝ Excuse me, [NAME], when exactly did you lose your soul? ❞

❝ Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. ❞

❝ I know, it’s difficult to hear with your head up your ass. ❞

❝ Do you remember how angry he got when I didn’t rake the yard?  ❞

❝ I’ve thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade stands…  ❞

❝ Okay, you know what? Let’s just turn that Redneck Mother song back on! ❞

❝ Well, I just, I have never been a breakfast person. . ❞

❝ Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father? ❞

❝ You mean to tell me this whole time you could have been buying us beer?! ❞

❝ And if I had a beer, I’d be getting over it right now. ❞

❝ Well, one thing I’m thinkin’ - I’ve gotta stop watchin’ the damn soaps. ❞

❝ Just like that? You don’t need to interview anyone else? ❞

❝ You mean that girl who spent last night in my bed? ❞

❝ How stupid do you think I am? We know what you were doing in the car. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna live with this lying anymore. ❞

❝ Okay. So, do you wanna go up to my room and have sex? ❞

❝ You know what I’d like, though? Just one last goodbye kiss. ❞

❝ So, did you kiss her? ‘Cause I’ll kill you if you kissed her. ❞

❝ No, I didn’t want to kiss her. I wanted to hand her a napkin…  ❞

❝ There was not a moment when she didn’t have a face full of food. I was disgusted. ❞

❝ What are you talking about, loser? ❞

❝ Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. ❞

❝ We will never be friends. We’ll be more than friends. Because now I love you! ❞

❝ God, I can’t believe it, someone’s nasty butt is in my picture. ❞

❝ Oh man, I can’t tell who it is, I wish we had a magnifying glass. ❞

❝ You’re all cheering away and all the time you’re getting mooned, yeah! ❞

❝ I’m cracking down. And I’m cracking down hard! ❞

❝ Did you ever see the one where I hated living here? ❞

❝ You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? ❞

❝ Why do you have these down here? ❞

❝ Why do you need them? Aren’t I enough? ❞

❝ You know what? I don’t wanna know bout the whatnot. I’m outta here. ❞

❝ You can’t kill me like you killed [NAME], you big doofy! ❞

❝ Oh, well I guess that explains the giant knife, the guts all over your apron. ❞

❝ I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes. ❞

❝ That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? ❞

❝ Hey, next time you fool around with someone else’s boyfriend, why don’t you take your panties when you’re done?! ❞

❝ So these are some other girl’s panties?! ❞

❝ Last night? But I was drunk. Why can’t you do it? ❞

❝ In fact, I bought you that belt. So hand it over. And the shirt too. ❞

❝ One time I told her that she looked pretty when really she looked pretty skanky. ❞

❝ I told you again and again, I have no interest in you and you don’t have a chance. ❞

❝ I’m gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku. ❞

❝ Wait! Did you just say that you’re interested in me and that I have a chance? ❞

❝ That’s your own brain comprehending it’s own stupidity. ❞

❝ What kind of man leaves a bunch of kids alone with a keg? ❞

❝ God, we are such a… perfect couple. ❞

❝ But now, I have found my passion: Hair! ❞

❝ This isn’t something you do through the mail, is it? ❞

❝ Are you having fun? ❞

❝ I’m so glad you’re my study partner. Because you make learning fun. ❞

❝ Okay, well, no more study breaks. We have to get this report done. ❞

❝ I have never dined and dashed, and I’m not about to start now. ❞

❝ Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car? ❞

❝ Special brownies… Like the special kind of special? ❞

❝ I don’t think those were special brownies, man. ❞

❝ So, you’re saying that [NAME] and I will be okay? ❞

❝ While we were getting beat up, I think I got to second base.  ❞

❝ A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin’ off. ❞

❝ Are you breaking up with me? ❞

❝ So, you’re an angel, right? Is there any thing you can do to help me? ❞

❝ ‘Hey’? Is that all you have to say to me? ❞

❝ So, what, you’re like, kicking me out? … Wow. Okay then. Bye. ❞

❝ Well, if you’re kicking her out, then you’re kicking me out. ❞

❝ It’s not like head cheerleader’s always the most talented but in my case, it’s true. ❞

❝ You’re supposed to pick just one…to love, not nail. Love. ❞

❝ I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay, uh, where does the key go? ❞

❝ I think whatever you’re on I’ll take two of em! ❞

❝ Okay boys lights out and no staying up til 8:30 giving each other hugs! ❞    

❝ I don’t think I can be with you anymore. I want to break up.. ❞    

❝ Oh, good God. You kids switch partners more than square dancers! ❞    

❝ No, it’s not what you think. We’re not together. ❞  

❝ You cannot expect me to believe that you never went through menopause. ❞    

❝ I’ve always been quite health-conscious. I told you to eat more vegetables! ❞    

❝ Well, I think this whole room is a great example of bad taste. ❞    

❝ There’s nothing any of us can do. We’re all screwed. ❞    

❝ I know these past few weeks have been hard on you, hard on all of us really. ❞    

❝ Well I was just saying that, I’m getting married! ❞    

❝ I don’t think this situation calls for camouflage, [NAME]. ❞    

❝ Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat. ❞    

❝ Well what idiot leaves a Lego set right in front of the door? ❞    

❝ You didn’t want me to make a scene? You didn’t want me to make a scene!  ❞    

❝ Hey, maybe, maybe the dream continued and we went to find some girls? ❞    

❝ Let’s get you happy kids hitched as soon as possible! Like next week! ❞    

❝ I haven’t shenaniganned in six years. I’ve hooliganned, I’ve no-good-nicked, I’ve ne'er-do-welled. ❞  

❝ That’s a burn about a burn, that’s a second-degree burn. ❞  

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° ✧ I CAN’T BELIEVE… SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛  I can’t believe you said that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we were destined to do this forever. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you are still talking. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you did that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t help me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you betrayed me. Again. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you walked out on me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you listen to them over me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe your wearing that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you want out of this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you didn’t tell me about this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you stabbed me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you shot me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe your wearing my clothes in front me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you think it’s funny. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we are the news for this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you lied to me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I trusted you. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you stole from me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I ever even loved you. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we are related. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we’re dating. ❜ ❛   I can’t believe you never told the truth about anything. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you tricked me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I let you talk me into this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe this is all connected. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you went without me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you don’t remember me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you told me that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we lost everything. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you sit there and let it happen. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you never wanted to me know. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you kept secrets this whole time. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t even say sorry. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you said you didn’t do it. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you lied to the police. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you thought this was a game. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you came back around here. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you cheated on me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I cheated on him/her. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I fell in love with him/her. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I’m this happy right now. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you wanted to leave. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t leave me alone already. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you thought that was okay.. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you made a song about me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you wrote a poem for me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe they died.. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I’m still alive. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we are doing this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you never been to the movies. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you are not in jail for that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t believe me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you asked me that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you kissed me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you thought I wanted you. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe they didn’t want me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe your eating that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe your helping me.. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I helped you. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I gave you everything. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe they aren’t in my life anymore.. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I’m not allowed to go. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you never told me any of this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you kicked my ass. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you cussed me out! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe this is so different. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you think I owe you.  ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you can sing. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you never learned that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you punched me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you smacked me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you watched! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we ran into one another again! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we said that at the same time. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we like the same person. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I haven’t met my soul mate yet. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe your laughing at me. ❜   ❛  I can’t believe your ignoring me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t even listen to me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we’re like the same. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you slept on my porch all night. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I actually won something. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I’m actually good at this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t drop it already. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you doubt me. ❜

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Parks and Rec Starters:

“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.”

“I made my money the old fashioned way... I got run over by a Lexus.”

“These are the Black Eyed Peas and I finally killed them. It’s a Christmas miracle.”

“Hey, you know who should wear these shoes? Monkeys.”

“As you remember, I’m [NAME], and this is [DIFFERENT NAME], my 65 year old grandmother/grandfather.”

“If I’m murdered tonight, start the investigation with those two.”

“I look like a pregnant baby.”

“I don’t care about that prize. I’m gonna win because I want his/her happiness to go away.”

“I didn’t win, but at least I didn’t make any new friendships.”

“I love Ritalin and have low self-esteem.”

“I will give 110% as soon as you repeat yourself in a way more interesting way.”

“To replace you, I’m going to have to build a scarecrow replica of you and take it to the movies.”

“Everything hurts. Running is impossible.”

“It would suck for a while and I would miss you while you were gone, but as I’ve known about you for the past 20 seconds, this is your dream.”

“Your forehead is all sweaty. That’s gross, but I still like you.”

“It’s roughly the size of a 2 year old if they were liquified in a cup.”

“Punk-ass book jockeys.”

“Good morning, [NAME]. How did you sleep? I adopted 32 dogs and cats. Do you want pancakes?”

“I love games that turn people against each other.”

“I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things.”

“We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work, or waffles, friends and work. But work has to come third.”

“I seriously can’t emphasize how little we’ve thought about this.”

“Is that a pig?”

“Did you grow up in the woods?”

“That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”

“Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.”

“I didn’t recognize us without me because I’m the only one that matters.”

“I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.”

“Oh my god, I wonder who else was born in Eagleton... Voldemort, probably.”

“Did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?”

“A vegan is gonna physically attack me?”

“One whip cream bottle is for baking. The other is for directly in the mouth.”

“Either way, it was her/his fault because s/he was stupid and boring and I hated her/him.”

“You- you wash your clothes in bubble bath?”

“[NAME], you’re a softie, but on the inside, you’re a straight up boss.”

“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

“Bubble bath, clothes soap, same thing.”

“I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I didn’t know why, so I made a list of everything I did and I’m gonna try not to do any of them ever again.”

“I am usually not one for speeches, so goodbye.”

“I'm curious, when will you be bringing out the lasers for me to play with?”

“There's been a mistake. I've been given the food that my food eats.”

“I thought about this a lot. I actually think that you should get a Hello Kitty tattoo.”

“I’m going to win you a million teddy bears.”

“I got my ankle microwaved.”

“This monitor is not a toy, [NAME].”

“I’m not crying! I’m allergic to jerks!”

“I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same.”

“I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.”

“Being a responsible adult sucks butts.”

“I’m going to murder you a thousand times.”

“I dig your groovy tunes, man.”

“Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?”

“You’re nice.... I can see why s/he likes you.”

“When I get bummed out, I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me sweaty.”

“If I had to have a stripper name, it would be Equality.”

“Everything hurts, and I’m dying.”

“I would like a glass of red wine, and I’ll take the cheapest one because I can’t tell the difference.”

“Oh, I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless, nothing matters, and I’m always tired.”

“I had to fight a squirrel.”

“When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is.”

“I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything.”

“I made you five bologna sandwiches- and yes, I used cookies instead of bread.”

“[NAME], I typed your symptoms into the thing here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”

“There’s one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk.”

“Hopefully, that will help you with any problems that arise around your..... boob hats.”

“Whenever [NAME] asks me the Latin names of plants, I just give her/him the names of rappers.”

“I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf.”

“I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!”

[rpstarterss]

Summer themed starters!

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♫: Surprise road trip starter

☼: Beach trip starter

♨: Pool party starter

✄: Thankless summer job starter

☾: Camping trip starter

✎: Summer camp counselors starter

☀: Insanely hot day starter

☂: Summer rainstorm starter

✦: Fireworks starter

‼: Ghost stories starter

[vaememes]

compliment sentence starters.

’ you always know how to find that silver lining. ’ ’ has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? ’ ’ you have the whitest teeth! you’ve got a hollywood smile! ’ ’ you have the most beautiful eyes i’ve seen before. ’ ’ i love your hair so much, it’s so pretty. ’ ’ you have the best laugh in the universe. ’ ’ you always dress so fabulous! you’ve got so much style! ’ ’ you’re the best at anything and everything you do. ’ ’ you are the smartest person i know! ’ ’ sometimes i wonder why you’re my friend. ’ ’ you’re the best friend anyone could ever ask for. ’ ’ you always seem to have a solution for any problem. ’ ’ you are the most attractive person i’ve had as a friend. ’ ’ anything looks good on you! you’re perfect! ’ ’ you always make the days a little brighter for people. ’ ’ you’re like, really loved and adored, despite what you think. ’ ’ anyone would be lucky to have you as a girl/boyfriend. ’ ’ you’re going to make the best parent one day. ’ ’ one day, you’re going to make someone so happy. ’ ’ ever since i met you, i’d been the happiest i’ve ever been. ’ ’ you are the perfect role model. ’ ’ you deserve an award or something, you’re that great. ’ ’ you did so good on that art work the other day! ’ ’ that speech was phenomenal, left me speechless. ’ ’ you’ve got an amazing face and i just want to stare at it all. ’ ’ i could stare at you all day and never get tired. ’ ’ you are the better looking out of the two of us. ’ ’ you’re the smarter one out of the two of us. ’ ’ you always smell so good. what perfume is that? ’ ’ i’ll only get a make over, if you’re the one who does it. ’ ’ i’d trust you with my life any day. ’ ’ you have the biggest heart out of everyone i’ve ever met. ’ ’ you are just the sweetest person ever. ’ ’ you are so creative! i could never be that original. ’ ’ your ideas are so beautiful and original, i love them. ’ ’ you really do make a fantastic meal, the best i’ve ever had. ’ ’ this is so delicious, oh my god, you’re amazing. ’ ’ you do not need make up to look beautiful, you were blessed. ’ ’ why does everything you buy fit you so well? ugh. ’ ’ you give me so much inspiration. ’ ’ you inspire me so much, i’ve always looked up to you. ’

[roleplaymemed]

Misc Sentence Starters

Change as you see fit.

“And then everybody on the bus clapped.”

“Clearly, you’re not from America.”

“Crime’s illegal, fucko.”

“Damn, girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up.”

“Ding dong, your opinion is wrong.”

“Don’t ever text me again or I’ll call the cops.”

“Freeze, bitch. I’m gonna steal your heart.”

“Friends are like snowflakes: when you pee on them, they disappear.”

“Fuck, I’m spooky.”

“God has abandoned us.”

“I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”

“I’m a fucking goddess.”

“I’m being gay with you. Homo intended, dammit.”

“I’m here to fuck your day up.”

“I’m not worried about your side chicks. I know I’m better.”

“I am fire. I am death. I am fabulous.”

“I am God’s mistake.”

“I am so tired. I am so tired all the time.”

“I can answer that for money.”

“I don’t give a fuck that I drink too much booze.”

“I don’t want a solution, I want to be mad.”

“I have 6+ people on read, but that’s not gonna stop me from complaining about how lonely I am and how nobody ever texts me.”

“I have a belt and I’m not afraid to hang myself.”

“I have an unhealthy internet obsession and I hide behind multiple layers of ironic humor to mask the fact that I have crippling depression.”

“I miss you even when I’m not horny.”

“I saw four guys beating up a kid, so I went over there to help. He had no chance against the five of us.”

“It’s called fashion, look it up.”

“It’s time for school. Get the fuck up.”

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”

“Life is like a box of chocolate: it won’t last long because I’m fat.”

“Maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired.”

“My niece is currently asleep on her head. Do I call the parents or the exorcist?”

“My only side chicks are your multiple personalities.”

“Please clean up the wreckage of your presence.“ 

"Poetry was not meant to be used like this.”

“Should we get a drink at home or in public tonight?”

“The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical.”

“There’s nothing stronger than love, except a M32 rotary grenade launcher. Because fuck you and everyone near you.”

“This is the first time in my life I’ve been above average at anything.”

“Wait until God hears about this.”

“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.”

“What the fuck am I seeing?”

“Why am I so stressed when nothing is wrong?”

“Why would you stab a person when you can have toast?”

“Y'all motherfuckers need Satan.”

“You better start loving yourself right now and realize what an amazing human being you are.”

“You can’t cute your way out of this, you little shit.”

“You can look at my homework, but don’t copy it word for word.”

“You dress how you wanna when nobody can kick your ass.”

“You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.”

[rpstarterss]

Community Channel Starters:

“Oh god, I have so much work to do. I better take a nap.”

“Yeah, of course you have to wear pants. Why do you always ask that?”

“You want some pearls, motherfucker?”

“This is very unattractive.”

“I’m pretty good at avoiding being useful.”

“They’re probably thinking about how good looking I am.”

“Hi, you need to stop calling my friend because you’ll make me upset, which will cause me to write your parents a letter...!”

“Everybody knows that multiple sneezes decrease the amount that someone cares for you.”

“As soon as I find out somebody likes the same thing as me, I feel like we should be friends.”

“I get scared of the toaster, so I don’t know why you’re entrusting me with your baby’s life.”

“That’s really cool. I didn’t know you could burp the whole alphabet.”

“I noticed you have hair.... I have hair, too.”

“Don’t hurt it!!”

“You want to trust me to hold your heavy-headed baby?”

“You’re just eating ice cream for dinner?”

“Did you hurt your leg? You’re running kind of weird.”

“Your friend is very lucky. Had it not been for a neatly folded well preserved piece of wrapping paper in her/his front pocket, the bullet would have been fatal.”

“You know what I gotta stop doing? I gotta stop stalking people.”

“Do I have to wear pants?”

“If I had a list of scary things that happen where I live, number one would be my alarm going off, number two would be running out of ice cream, and three would be cockroaches.”

“That hurts so much more than I thought it would.”

“That will be a fun account for the police to find when I’m murdered.”

“You know what’s stressful? Watching someone type with two fingers.”

“Who needs friends when you have your own reflection?”

“Some day, this will all be part of my kingdom.”

“I keep all my feelings inside me and then I talk about them in online videos.”

“Yesterday, when I was in the elevator, I pressed the wrong button by mistake and the lady next to me looked at me like I had shot her dog and made a coat out of it.”

“You have something on your arm and I think it might be deadly.”

“I’m pretty sure I’d know how to stop a ticking time bomb.“

“If I die because you left me alone at a crossing, oh shit, son. I will haunt the crap out of you.”

“This situation has just become unnecessarily intimate.”

“How do I know when the meatballs are defrosted? I just sent you a picture. Do they look defrosted?”

“I love how sad you are right now.”

“I’m going to kill you first.”

“I’m usually pretty comfortable and confident with passing off things I’ve seen in movies as knowledge.”

“I’m off the internet. I’m not used to physical contact.”

“Are you ignoring me? I can see you ignoring me.”

“I’ll chop your tiny head off, you hypocrite.”

“I figure if I eat while I walk, I don’t put on any calories. That’s how it works, right?”

“If someone went through your phone, what’s the weirdest picture they would find on it?”

“I have to eat now. I always have to eat now.”

“I don’t want to be in any kind of situation with anybody where romantic music could be appropriate.”

“Back off, Buddy. Personal space.”

“Those pills are awful.”

“My boob really hurts when I breathe.”

“It was very gangster. I had at least three waters on the rocks.”

“I’m going to cut my hair off and pretend to be dead so I can be part of your group.”

“You should really see a doctor about that. It’s not normal.”

“I’m not used to physical contact, unless it’s one hand on the mouse.”

“I try very hard to make sure people don’t have to see me naked because then bad things happen to good people.”

“I am SO full... what’s for dessert?”

“Have you ever noticed that if you wear glasses, everyone is obsessed with trying them on?”

“I love giving presents and I love the thought behind it, but I also love doing nothing much more.”

“Sorry, I’m really busy. I’m looking up Jessica Alba hairstyles from 2014.”

“Teaches you right for leaving me in charge.”

“I used to be that kid in school who smelt slightly of cheese and developed grey hairs at a very young age.”

“Oh my god, I wish everyone would stop talking about themselves and start talking about me.”

“Ugh, why would you answer honestly?”

“I’m the kind of person who fake offers to pick things up.”

“No matter what you do in life, you’re always gonna end up in a car park.”

“Do you know how many days I usually skip showers for? As many days as I can.”

“I can never figure out the alphabetical order unless I sing the whole alphabet song first.”  

“Wake me up in a year.”

“I’m still a loser with no friends who heavily relies on the internet.”

“My life is so boring that I rely so heavily on the interesting lives of characters on screens and that’s why I take movies so seriously.”

“Hi, I’m from the porn site you signed up to last night.”

“Are people who aren’t ticklish even human?”

“Careful, you shouldn’t sit so close to the tv. You’ll block my view with your stupid fat head, you big headed loser.”

“Oh, no, my throat is sore. I think I’m dying.”

“It’s a birthday cake. Just shut up and eat it.”

“What kind of satanic circus parade did you grow up in?”

[rpstarterss]

Outsmarted Starters:

“My second accomplice was a murderer I met on Craigslist.” 

“I decided sleep was overrated.” “I slept for four hours before waking up angry.”

“Right now I’m sound asleep, while you’re in my room with a couple of creepy sex dolls.” 

“This week I’ve been kidnapping my best friend 3 times so we could spend some quality time together.”

“Kidnapping is a crime, unless you have that person’s permission.”

“These three women/men are waiting to do my evil bidding.”

“Romeo and Juliet only knew each other for four days, so we’re a lot closer than they ever were.”

“I’m too proud to say I miss him/her, so I’m going to do the next best thing: kidnap him/her three times.”

“We must protect [NAME] at all costs.”

“I got you, bro.”

“I’ve always wanted to kidnap a celebrity.”

“The legal team ruins all my fun.”

“You think you can kidnap me?”

“I guarantee I can kidnap you.”

“Can I read this outside of the dark lair you’ve brought me to?”

“[NAME] shouldn’t have tried outsmarting me.”

“This means war.”

“Here is one of his/her earliest and most embarrassing headshots.”

“[NAME] is a tremendous actor.”

“This is an opportunity to do something horrible and blame it on [NAME].”

“Enjoy this bizarre monologue I forced my best friend to memorize.”

“He’s/she’s gonna stab you.”

“He’s/she’s gonna kick your ass.”

“Does he/she have a knife?”

“I went home for a little bit and ate some spicy tuna rolls.”

“I/We drove the speed limit because that’s what cool kids do.”

“I’m scared of you.”

“Are you scared of kidnapping now?”

“I’m scared of you because you pull bullshit like this all the time.”

“I will help you, but I don’t feel good about it.”

“I’m wearing this wig as a disguise, so [NAME] won’t recognize me.”

“I enlisted the help of four men/women to drag [NAME]’s pale butt cheeks out of the room.”

“I gathered my gaggle of muscular men and led them on another mission.”

“Sure, it wasn’t pretty, but neither is my face.”

“Please don’t punch me in the face.”

“When you say stuff like that, it gets me nervous.”

“You picked out something for me that I would have picked out for myself, which is the best gift a friend could give me.”

“Hopefully, s/he’s/you’re more aware of his/her/your personal security vulnerabilities moving forward.”

“I’m sorry, I got distracted by how good your acting was.”

[sagamemes]

angst & post-angst sentences.   feel free to change diction, pronouns, and the like around to make the sentences more suitable. these sentences are kept vague to imply but avoid mentioning specific triggers besides death—feel free to mention specifics in your ask.

“ don’t touch him! ”

“ please, don’t hurt _____! ”

“ i had nothing to do with that. ”

“ is this my fault? ”

“ you lied to me. ”

“ [name]? —oh, i’m hallucinating. ”

“ she’ll never hurt you again. ”

“ did you kill him? ”

“ you have to stop this. ”

“ it’s been weeks. is it not getting easier? ”

“ i just need to know that something’s real. ”

“ you can resist it. you have to. ”

“ i’m sorry, i thought i saw—… ”

“ every day you’re becoming more like her. ”

“ if i go, he’ll leave you alone. ”

“ you can’t tell ____ that i’m doing this. ”

“ we’re gonna see each other again, right? right? ”

“ she’s not you. ”

“ i can’t hurt him. ”

“ i don’t feel like the same person i was before it happened. ”

“ she’ll go through you to get to me. ”

“ it’s nothing personal. ”

“ you can’t expect me to believe nothing happened, not when you flinch everytime something touches you. ”

“ i thought you knew. ”

“ please, don’t trust me. ”

“ he was just a kid. ”

“ i need you more than you need me. ”

“ if you really wanted to help, you would leave. ”

“ i needed to make it stop. ”

“ do anything she says, don’t give her a reason to hurt you. ”

“ you really don’t remember. _____, you tried to kill me. ”

“ have you ever seen the life leave someone’s eyes? ”

“ i know you can’t talk about it, but i’m going to stay with you regardless. ”

“ hey, everything okay? [name]? [name]! ”

“ you died. ”

“ i deserved worse. ”

“ you never came. ”

“ you would’ve let me die. ”

“ beg. ”

“ the problem is you keep thinking i’m a good person. ”

“ it’s not about me, anymore. ”

“ please tell me he’s lying to me. ”

“ you’re not actually considering this. ”

“ look me in the eyes and say that again. ”

“ you have no right. ”

“ i don’t believe you. ”

“ i love you. i’m sorry. ”

[rpstarterss]

hostile first encounters

"The fuck are you looking at?"

"Can you not look at me like that?"

"Did you just grab my ass? Seriously?"

"That was the worst pickup line I've ever heard."

"Go back to the sewer you crawled out of, creep."

"Stop checking me out. It's gross."

"This is my good suit/dress/blouse! Do you have to be so clumsy?"

"This is the worst blind date I've ever been on."

"Well, mark this as my first and last blind date."

"We could be having sex right now if you stop running your mouth."

"Did you really think you could pick up someone in an outfit like that?"

"Leave me alone."

"That's it. I'm calling the cops."

"Fuck you too! Asshole."

"You just tried to hit me with your car/bike!"

"Do you ever get your customers' orders right or are you just trying to ruin my meal?"

"This is a very important meeting, and you are blowing it."

"Are you really going to just stare at me after I used my best pickup line on you?"

"You could shut up and buy me a drink."

"Why are you such a snob?"

"Oh, so you have daddy issues?"

"Just stop talking."

"You are making a fool of yourself."

"Are you always this awkward?"

[justanotherrpmeme]

Nightmares

“Did you have a nightmare?” “Would you sleep here, with me?” “It was just a dream” “I had a nightmare” “I’ll be here until you fall asleep” “Wake up” “Adults aren’t supposed to get nightmares” “I can’t sleep” “You’re dreaming” “I have nightmares” “Will you stay, until I fall asleep?” “It wasn’t real” “It’s not surprising that you have nightmares” “I had a bad dream” “It’s the same every time I close my eyes” “I’ll have nightmares for months” “I have these dreams” “This is a nightmare” “I woke up terrified” “This is going to be a nightmare” “I’m scared to go to sleep” “You’re a nightmare” “Do you want to sleep here?” “What are your nightmares about?”

[rpstarterss]

Disney & Pixar Quotes:

“The only girl/boy who’d love him/her is his/her mother.”

“I try to fit in. I really do. I just can’t.”

“Sometimes I feel like I really don’t belong here.”

“The past can hurt, but from the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.”

“It was worth it if you learned something from it.”

“When I look at you, I can feel it. I look at you, and I’m home.”

“When something is hard, there’s always another way.”

“Please don’t go away. No one’s ever stuck with me so long before.”

“Look, you’re really cute, but I can’t understand what you’re saying.”

“Why don’t you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?”

“You just focused on the bad stuff, when all you had to do was let go of the past and keep moving forward.”

“You gotta make the right choices.”

“From failing, you learn. From success, not so much.”

“Hmm, let’s see... take responsibility for my own life, or blame you..?”

“I’m not sure how well this plan was thought through.”

“A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his/her strength, but by the size of his/her heart.”

“Don’t think and don’t worry. If the time comes, you’ll know what to do.”

“It wasn’t fair of me to suddenly ask so much of you.”

“We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived, but we’re dead!!”

“You are SUCH a pain!”

“Don’t worry. S/he likes your butt and fancy hair.”

“I haven’t slept in 8 days.”

“They say if you dream something more than once, it’s sure to come true.”

“I think you broke my nose.”

“[FULL NAME], you are under arrest.”

“I was a major jerk.”

“I wanted to say sorry for the way I behaved in my youth.”

“If you start singing, I’m gonna throw up.”

“I ate a bug today.”

“I’ve got a name... and it’s a girl’s/boy’s name, too!”

“Punch him/her. It’s how men/women say hello.”

“S/he’ll never be worth anything.”

“You’re my most trusted friend.”

“You can’t be seen in this. I won’t allow it.”

“This is a hobo suit.”

“Would you like to stay for dinner?”

“You lied to me...?”

“We’ll have to work on your people skills.”

“This story is about me, not him/her!”

“Everyone has trouble fitting in at your age.”

“Should I leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment?”

“Memo to me: maim you after my meeting.”

“You know, I haven’t been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka stuck in my throat.”

“Name’s [NAME]. My friends call me [NICKNAME]. At least, they would if I had any friends.”

“It’s all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.”

“You’re a rotten sister/brother. Your butt is crushing me.”

“I hear you cry at night.”

“Do you dream about them?”

“I know that’s why you wreck things and push me.”

“If it weren’t for you, s/he’d still be alive.”

“I tried to save her/him, but it was too late.”

“For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone.”

“How could there be anything wrong with something so wonderful?”