Jaeger Bombastic

 (INACTIVE BLOG) Hello! This is Armin and I made this Q&A blog for my friend Eren. If you wish to ask him a question, go ahead! (This blog is very canon adherent, so no shipping questions please! All spoilers will be tagged) 

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What do you think of Erwin's eyebrows?

They’re the first thing I notice...

Don’t tell him I said that 🙏

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HAH. You thought I forgot about this blog DIDN’T YOU?!

Well I did. Sorry.

I’m going to attempt to answer some shit.

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Cool, I have a question. What would you do if you found out Armin is a merman? XD

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You mean those...half fish, half person things? I can remember Armin showing me a book about those creatures.

If he became one? I would travel to visit him at the ocean once in a while and feed him whatever mermen eat...

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Eren! Welcome back we haven't seen you in quite a awhile how are you? how are Levi and everyone else I hope you're getting enough sleep and please take care of yourself!

I’m alive. Captain Levi is alive. Everyone else is alright and surviving. I can’t say it will be like that forever but, thanks for the concern!

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HAH. You thought I forgot about this blog DIDN’T YOU?!

Well I did. Sorry.

I’m going to attempt to answer some shit.

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Favorite fruit? Or animal?

Mangos. Birds…they’re more free than we’ll ever be.

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Do you have a sugar daddy or mommy?

What the hell does that mean?!

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What's the most annoying thing Mikasa does?

She’s too protective over me a lot of times and won’t let me fight my own battles.

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@dirtylevi it took me 4 days of waiting for me to get that key back.

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When are you going to visit the sea with Armin? can I come along with you?

It already happened…sorry you’re a little late. I would have enjoyed it more if the water was drinkable.

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Eren, did you know that Levi is over his 30s even tho he looks short?

I never asked him, but I assumed that since he’s been in the survey corps since I was a kid.

…and height doesn’t determine your age.

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Do you and Armin still plan to go see the Ocean? Are you excited?

Been there, done that. It was strange…but cool I guess. Everyone seemed to be having a good time

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What's your favorite candy? And do you like hamsters?

Im not really hung on sugar. 

I’ve never seen a hamster in real life but I’ve seen drawings. They’re kinda cute.

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Sasha is there??? I brought her some meat!

No but I’ll take it

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What games did you play when you were a kid? Like tag and other kid games

I used to beat the shit out of a lot of kids. Does that count?

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