#u surprised

[pleasespellchimerical]

Bad sex award 2018: the contenders in quotes

Extravagant metaphors are indecently exposed in the shortlist for the Literary Review’s annual showcase of ‘outstandingly bad’ erotic writing

[ask-eren-jaeger]

@dirtylevi it took me 4 days of waiting for me to get that key back.

[boggirl1998]

i just really want julian casablancas' phone number to call him up and just chill and be friends like who wouldn't want him as a friend