Ron Dodson

Hello Tumbler. My name is Ronald Aldous Dodson Jr. "Sir Gaheris". But you can just call me Ron I'm a Bisexual Bostonian. But don't get it twisted, I'm also a staunch Republican. I was frozen in the depths of Vault 111, but now I'm back and It is my goal as the only surviving upper management of Slocum's Joe to return the company to it's former glory by giving wastelanders minimum wage jobs.

[slocum-dodson]

Ron Dodson

Bisexual

Age: 35 (The war was hard on me)

About me:

S: 8

P: 4

E: 4

C: 10

I : 3

A: 3

L: 10

About Me:

I am the reigning CEO of the Slocum's Joe Corporation. I'm also the general of the Minutemen, but if you ask me the real head of the outfit is my husband Preston. I'm a widowed husband of technically two. My first son, Shaun is elderly on account of time passing while I was frozen. My other son, Shaun is an abominable synth created by my first son for some kind of cruel mind game. I don't think Synth Shaun will age, but I will attempt to raise him to be a Slocum's Joe man like his old man. A few months ago I became the head of the institute after helping my elderly son fake his death. I have killed and will kill again.

I am a good man. I don't care what the priest or the mayor of Diamond City says.

This is my husband, Preston and his stepson, Shaun. Aren't they sweet?

The Slocum's Joe Corporation is eternal, and I will not feel satisfied until I have made this entire planet an engine that creates nothing but Slocum's Joe Coffee and Doughnuts.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wonder if people in the fallout universe are still using 200 year old tampons or if some crazy chemist named fuckass atomic Becky or whatever has figured out how to mass manufacture them

[what-even-is-thiss]

Making home brew wasteland birth control and/or testosterone at a chemistry station out of some random stuff you found in a subway station. No need for atomic Becky’s janky tampons after that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Atomic Becky of course has an issue with homebrew testosterone. Not because she’s transphobic but because there’s less people buying her questionable tampons.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Do you want atomic Becky’s spicy tampons or not

[very-gay-alkyrion]

h- hopital

[what-even-is-thiss]

The hospital is overrun with super mutants so good luck with that

[virtuevistavalley]

How I post when I don't know the Followers of the Apocalypse are right there and can solve this problem for free.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not everyone lives near the followers of the apocalypse. Some of us are still raiding zombie infested Walmarts for some Tylenol.

[slocum-dodson]

I don't know why, but the idea of spicy tampons made me feel incredibly sad.

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[slocum-dodson]

Money is useless now, but if you want to give me 599 caps, I won't stop you.

[slocum-dodson]

please tell me this is a gimmick blog

I don't know what that is. I'm just out here in the Commonwealth selling doughnuts with my beautiful husband, Preston. What is gimmicky about that?

[slocum-dodson]

Hello?

[slocum-dodson]

As you can see, this man enjoys the new and improved Pickman's Gallery.

[ghoulish-yellowcake]

Find my son? Forget that, I need to build the most successful donut shop chain in the goddamn commonwealth!

[slocum-dodson]

[slocum-dodson]

I'm working on the Pickman Gallery 2. Hard at work with a force of settlers and I hope the artist really likes it, guys.

[slocum-dodson]

[slocum-dodson]

See, even Pickman enjoys a strong cup of Slocum's Joe Coffee. Ignore Jun, he doesn't know what's going on, he just says things.

[slocum-dodson]

I revamped the inside of one of my dead neighbor's houses into Pickman's. An artist needs a place to live, afterall. It's located across the street from his new gallery. He isn't allowed to touch the paintings in the museum until he makes a new one.

[slocum-dodson]

I'm working on the Pickman Gallery 2. Hard at work with a force of settlers and I hope the artist really likes it, guys.

[oniscribbles]

“Thanks, Killer <3″

My favourite head collecting psychopath, Pickman!

[slocum-dodson]

I decided to bankroll a local artist, you should have seen his face when I whipped out a thousand caps like it was nothing. He says that it's going to buy him more art supplies than the commonwealth knows what to do with.

He also gave me a knife, so that's fun. I've taken all of his art and built a little place for them to be displayed.

[acatnamedbinx]

[slocum-dodson]

He's so real.

[slocum-dodson]

I have the armor of my fallen enemy displayed in my home. Like a serial killer or a superhero.

[slocum-dodson]

We all want fat racks on occasion.

[nukacolaofficial]

dont twist my words, ron

[slocum-dodson]

This is the only twist I'm interested in.

[nazzirithe]

"The Wandering Monk"

Part of a Fallout fan project I'm working on about a ghoul monk living in the once Chinese occupied country of Tibet.

The story focuses heavily on buddhism, and the influences it has on this part of Asia post-war.

This was all hand painted in procreate