The Best Flier at Hogwarts

Evertt Clopton is the name, Broom Flying is my game!

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Everett Clopton.

- Best flier in school. (Don't listen to Imelda she's just jealous) - Absolute Ladies man! - Smartest Ravenclaw - Easily the most popular kid in school Allowed: - NSFW (I know all you ladies want it~)

[ask-everett-clopton]

any words of encouragement for someone who needs to study for exams? ;-;

Oh, exams are awful. You’d think as a Ravenclaw I’d love studying but to be honest I think my smarts have better uses.

I find studying quite hard myself but not all of us are able to study for hours on end like Amit! What I like to do, is I borrow Duncan Hobhouse’s pocket watch and I’ll study for 20 minuets, then take a break for 5 or 10 minuets to use the bathroom, or get a snack, even to just stand up and stretch my legs!

If you set a time for a break then you won’t be as likely to procrastinate because you will know that a break is coming up soon if you just keep studying!

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I can't believe I'm saying it, Clopton, but the more time you and I spend outside of the classes the more you're growing on me. Let's hope this friendship stays friendhip! Would be funny if I started developing feeling for you, right..? Right??

I love adventuring with you!! I love watching you fly on your broom, running around casting revelio until your voice is sore.

I love sitting you fight bad guys especially when I can help you out too!

I sure would hope nothing happens to such a good friendship! I’m definitely it catching feelings.

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Oh my darling, I am deeply in love with you. *Sighs in content, twirling one of your curls around my finger*

Oh, hehe. That’s moving a little fast isn’t it.

Perhaps just a kiss, or if you have a broom we can go for a fly together.

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hi handsome! just dropping by, i hope you have a marvellous day!~ *mwah*

AH! Thank you I will!! Especially now that I have my broom, I think a good fly around the castle would make this day even better.

[valavoid666]

Cannot believe I'm posting this...

@yimmy-poo here you fuckin go. 🤣

Everett Clopton

I hate to say, but, NSFW AUDIO IN THE UNDERCUT.

It's only short..It was very painful to make hahahaa

I'm sorry. 🤣

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Ladies!

[yimmy-poo]

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If you want to REALLY join my fanclub!

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Dear Mr. Clopton

May I have your permission to describe our ideal date? I have officially joined your fanclub and have many ideas

Much love

-S. Devereux

Yes!! I apologize for taking so long to reply to you, I’d love for you to describe your ideal date.

[willyoubethepookietomypookster]

Funny thing is, I forgot. I asked so long ago I do not even remember. Oops.

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PAHAHA!!

Well, seeing as I have my own broom now, perhaps I could just take you for a fly?

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Dear Mr. Clopton

May I have your permission to describe our ideal date? I have officially joined your fanclub and have many ideas

Much love

-S. Devereux

Yes!! I apologize for taking so long to reply to you, I’d love for you to describe your ideal date.

[ask-everett-clopton]

Miss you so much, handsome.... Do you need anything since you come back now? Meet me in the common room.. or should I go to your dorm instead

Oh-hoh~! If you’re implying what I think you are, meet me outside my dorm~

I think you can give me exactly what I need.

[ask-everett-clopton]

Do you know how happy I am to see you back Everett!??! I’m so tired of everyone gushing about Weasley, Sallow or Gaunt. I bet you can show people in this school what it means to be a real man.*Winks*

Hahah!! Well, if the girls have anything to say by it I’m more than a man! Sallow and gaunt can say whatever they want but we all know they’re too possessive of a few people to REALLY please the masses.

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IM BACK!

I know you all must have missed me, and trust me. I missed you too, but I’ve been away for a very important reason.

Not something stupid like a summoners court tournament. Something ACTUALLY cool! I’ve been studying, and don’t get me wrong because I know.

Everett, studying doesn’t sound cool.

No, not really, however it is cool when it gets you.. your very own BROOM!

*Everett holds a brand new broom above his head*

I passed my flying exam! Madam Kogawa gave me a outstanding too, it might be hard to believe but I’ve been saying it all along, I truly am the best flier in school.

Imelda won’t have anything over me now! Especially when I beat all of her records, then she will have to admit I’m the best.

Ohoo I can’t wait to hear her admit it!

*Everett plops down onto the grass by the quidditch pitch his new broom laid across his lap. It was so brand new that it was still wrapped in paper to keep it safe.

He unties the strings holding the paper and unwraps the broom, giggling and kicking his legs against the grass in excitement.*

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@ask-harriet-lancaster @ask-everett-clopton all 3 of us need to race to see who's better, though I have a feeling I know who the winner will be 😌

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Oh that's really sweet of you to believe in my skills so much, that I would win ;) What will be my price, when I showed you how to fly like a pro? *I have no idea where this sudden surge of confidence just came from*

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Oh Harriet, I'm going to win

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funny that either of you think you'd be able to beat me!!

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I’ll kiss you, Clopton. I’ll even even use tongue and *bite* you

-A Slytherin Bad Girl

I hope you're Imelda using a secret name so I don't think it's her who wants to do these things. If not, I'm still a sucker for Bad Slytherin girls!!

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I've always found Everett pretty cute.

You want a smooch?

I ALWAYS want smooches!

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Dear Mr Everett

Do you know about your fanclub? Or how expansive it is? You are quite popular with the ladies. Maybe a few of the gentlemen as well.

Ps. Hows flying class going? I hear from your (multiple) secret admirers that you might even be at grade level!! Congrats!!

Much Love

-S

you assume I dont know. Darling. I built the fanclub, I run it! I know the ladies and the gentlemen can't get enough! Sign up to the fanclub to get your free sexy quidditch calendar, I modeled for the images for every month!

[ask-everett-clopton]

Hello Everett! Could you meet me in the astronomy tower pretty please? I must simply know how your neck would look after I cover it in love bites, or maybe how we would look together a tangled sweaty mess bathing in the moonlight.

Yours truly,

Fern Lovegood

Fern! Say no more, I will be there! Everett (About to get sweaty and messy) Clopton