Kai: When the skies and the grounds were one of legends
Baekhyun: what the fuck man. I thought this era ended long ago
Kai: Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking!
Baekhyun: okay sheesh. picky much.
Kai: Alright. When the skies and were one of legends -
Kai: GOOD LORD. IS IT "LET'S ALL INTERRUPT KAI DAY" TODAY OR SOMETHING?!
Sehun: yo yo ayo thehun in the hoouusee
Kai: ...erm.. sehun. are you okay?
Sehun: okay as krispy lay! rapper thehun in the hoouusee. AWOOO
Kai: ..he's definitely not okay
Sehun: me no okay? THEN YOU A LIE
Chen: what's going on here?
Sehun: We wish you a Merry Deathmas~ We wish you a merry deathmas! We wish you a merry deathmas~ AND I AM THE ALMIGHY OH THE HUN. RULER OF THE POWER RANGER THAT BRING ALL EVIL TO THE LIGHT!
Kris: okay seriously. what the fuck is wrong with him
D.O: so.. it seems like. sehun had some alcohol.
D.O: and it seems like..he's not handling it too well..
Kris: ..YOU GAVE HIM ALCOHOL?!
D.O: I didn't GIVE it to him! He accidently drank some in those chocolate candy in the shape of a wine bottle. It apparently had some wine in the chocolate bottle!
Sehun: YO UMMA DO. HOW YA GOING WITH GRAMPS HO?
Kris: alright. we gotta put this kid to bed. Chen, come help me.
Chen: GULL. I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHAT I FEUL
Chen: I AM DA ASIAN. I AM DA KOREA. NO DA CHINESE. PROBLEM MAN?
Kris: ..oh lord. Baekhyun, come help me with this two.
Baekhyun: QUACK QUACK QUACK. FEATHERS ON MY TUMMY, FEATHERS ON MY BACK. I'M A DUCK. QUACK.
Kris: MY LORD. YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING DUCK. KAI, GET YOUR ASS OFF THE COUCH AND COME HELP ME.
Kai: such kaiwaii. much wow.
Kris: ...what the fuck are you saying
Kai: WHAT. ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY DREAM?!
Kai: I WANT TO BECOME A 350 POUND SUMO WRESTLER WHO DANCES BALLET IN A TUTU.
Kris: that's probably the most disturbing thing I've heard of in my entire existence.
D.O: ..I should never buy those chocolates home. ever again.
Sehun: I AM THE ALMIGHTY LORD SEHUN.
Kai: LET ME DANCE FOR YOU MY LORD. I'M KAIWAII AREN'T I.
Baekhyun: QUACK QUACK QUACK. IM A DUCK. QUACK.
Sehun: MWA HA HA HA HA. LOOK AT ALL THE SERVANTS I HAVE UNDER MY RULE.
Kris: ..i have no idea of what the hell is happening.
Chen: DEATH IS ON IT'S WAYYY
Kris: ..oh my fucking god. this is like dealing with 4 chanyeols.
Kris: ..sehun. climb down from the table this instant!
Sehun: YOU RETARD. YOU SUCKS. ME IS RULER OF ME CASTLE. ME IS KING. ME NOT FOLLOW NO RULE.
Kris: .. go home sehun. you're drunk
Sehun: GO DRUNK. YOU'RE HOME.
D.O: ..Merry Christmas?..
Kai: don't you mean. merry, KRISmas?
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