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@ask-father-megatron
WHAT ARE YOU BACK JIMINY CHRISTMAS I HAD NO IDEA **SMOOCHIES**
THAT IS CORRECT I AM BACK
One of the godfathers of sci fi movies.
OH OKAY. I JUST SAW WAR IN THE TITLE AND GOT A LITTLE INTERESTED
Ever seen the new Star Wars movie?
WHATS A “STAR WARS”
How much smooching with Optimus do you have to make-up for during your time away? Did you miss your naughty video calls with him?
I LOVE IT WHEN HE PLAYS HARD-TO-GET.
I missed you so much!
I MISSED YOU TOO!
THROWS A PIE AT.
CURSE YOU.
how much for your eyebrows though
HOW MUCH YOU GOT
SOUNDWAVE FINALLY FIXED THE WEBCAM SO NOW YOU GUYS CAN LOOK AT MY GLORIOUS SHOULDERS
M E G A T R O N ! ! ! It's been too long ;)
YOURE TELLING ME. IVE BEEN TOO DAMN BUSY FIGHTING OPTIMUS’S UGLY ASS, AND SOUNDWAVE WOULDNT LET ME GO ON HIS COMPUTER
What's your reaction to idw megatron?
I ADMIRE HIS BOYISH GOOD LOOKS.
can i call u mega daddy
ABSOLUTELY ;)
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{ Okay, wow, I’m back from the dead. Hey all! I’m sorry about the hiatus. Truth be told, I was completely away from this blog, and I’m completely lost lol. I currently cannot reply with drawings or complete requests since my computer crashed and took my art program with it. Thank you guys for all of your support, I love each and every one of you. Drop by in my ask whenever! I should be more active now. }
*suddenly comes through random tumblr portal* where the hell am i?
WELCOME TO NEW KAON
LORD PIMPNESS -hands you robe-
I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THOSE ANGELS FROM A SECRET OF VICTORIA’S
Handsome Megatron.
THOSE ARE BOTH MY NAMES, DONT WEAR THEM OUT
OH DEAR PRIMUS YOU"RE SO CUTE LORD MEGATRON I WANT TO HUG YOU BUT YOU ARE ALSO VARY POINTY.
ITS SELF-DEFENSE
Wait!? You have kids!?!?
IF YOU CALL THOSE ABOMINATIONS “KIDS” THEN, YES, I HAVE KIDS