Because Felt Tips

Get it? Ey? Ey? :D (No NSFW plz!)

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Quarters, what was your first gun? Do you still have it?

“And yes, I still have it, but, well. The gun also goes by the name, ‘Peacemaker’ and the irony of that is too strong for me now, so I don’t take it out anymore.”

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die, how much money to commission you for feet pics

=_=

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🍀😳what if we danced together? 😳🍀

(and we are both leprechauns!!!!!!)

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Im assuming with your writing of scratch as a somewhat sympathetic character, he isn't a pedo

No, he's not. He isn't in canon, and my portrayal of him isn't either. We do not want more asks like this in the inbox, ever.

Thank you.

- Mod Scratch

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W-Where's my puppet man? Mister Puppet man?????

HE'S BUSY.

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Who gets saddled with kitchen duty?

9: It’s usually me.

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==> Long ago, you didn't have that clunky helmet.

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Hey Die, have you ever thought of getting in any sort of charms with Itchy? ;)

i’m not in any way romantic. i don’t know whether i’m feeling balloons or stars, i-i swear. i’m not good with this sort of thing.

...

at least he maybe doesn’t know.

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Do yall take m!as?

We do! As long as a few admins are okay with it! And all m!as (Magic Anons) will be optional, so dont be surprised if some asks don’t follow it! Also, be sure to keep your m!as sfw!

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Hey LE, do you ever miss Calliope?

THAT NAME ISN’T EVEN ALLOWED IN MY MANSION. SO QUIT SAYING IT.

OR I’LL SHOOT YOU.

HONK.

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what is Egg's favorite pastime

What do you think anon?

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Hey Doc Scratch, you're got some interesting plates on your neck there

I'm afraid it's a bit difficult to hide my neck while still dressing tastefully...

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I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU FUCKERS GOT IN MY MANSION. BUT I WILL ALLOW IT. IF ONLY FOR YOU. TO GAZE AT MY MAGNIFICENCE. HONK.

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Cease.

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Do you get many visitors at the mansion?

Usually we're very... private, here. However, it seems THAT protocol has gone out the window lately.

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On a scale of 1-10, how chaotic does it get when Crowbar isn’t there to babysit- I mean regulate the rest?

I've got this one.

They all know better than to misbehave regardless whether or not Mister Seven is around...

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Chickens are omnivores and can and will eat you and your loved ones, especially if they are injured people!

i. love. chiggins.