Finch Cortez

Run by @newsiesiswhyimhere

[ask-finch]

Hey dere, Finch 'ere. Patrick, actually, but ain't no one calls me dat. Ask me whatever, I guess, so long as it ain't nothin' weird

I's 15, don't be weird 'bout it

He/him

Ooc under cut

Run by @newsiesiswhyimhere

I am also a minor, so again, DON'T BE WEIRD

This is just how I see Finch, if you don't agree, go make your own blog, I dunno. Just if you don't like how I portray him, don't interact, easy

I was bored, and this is just for fun

Canon, modern, whatever is accepted (specify PLEASEEEE)

Mature content stuff is NOT accepted, I said it before, I'll say it again, I am a MINOR, thank you

That's that :)

[ask-crutchie]

Heyya, Crutch

I drew ya as a boid

It looks like some messed up pigeon or somethin' but it's a kea. I dunno if ya know what those are, but they're real intelligent parrots from New Zealand that look innocent, but have a pretty infamous rep of being, I think the word they used was mischievous?

An' I dunno, it reminded me o' ya

-- @ask-finch

this is real fly (pun intended)!! it's great, i love it!!

[ask-finch]

Ey, thanks Crutch :D

[ask-finch]

@starlit-kelly @davidmayerjacobs

I drew yous guys as boids

[starlit-kelly]

EEYYYY AMAZIN’! I look pretty even as a boid.

(Ooc: I ALSO REALLY LOVE IT. TS MADE ME GIGGLE AND SMILE)

[ask-finch]

As a boid yer a fat pigeon. If that's pretty, I don't wanna see ugly

(Ooc. THANK YEWWW I'm glad :3 Also, I'm not calling you a fat pigeon, Jack's the fat pigeon, just so you know)

[davidmayerjacobs]

Jack makes an amazing pidgeon.

[ask-finch]

Yer jus' saying that cause he's yer beau an' yer lovesick

[davidmayerjacobs]

Two things can be true at once-

I am and you're a great artist.

[ask-finch]

'Ey, Jack's the artist here. I jus' like boids an' was bored

If Jack got turned into a boid, there ain't no way he wouldn't be a pigeon, 'e's too New Yorkian

[davidmayerjacobs]

What bird am I?

[ask-finch]

I thought ya'd be a good raven cause they're real smart boids, but uh, you turned out lookin' like a goofy little blackbird cause of the angle, so take it how ya will...?

[davidmayerjacobs]

That's lovely, Finch! You're very thoughtful.

They're beautiful birds! I take it as a compliment.

[ask-finch]

Aw, it ain't nothin' Dave, jus' a cartoon, but thanks

An' it is a compliment. More so than a pigeon, at least. I do like pigeons, but they ain't exactly got a flatterin' rep, y'know?

[davidmayerjacobs]

Yes, it's actually pretty sad. They're very clean birds despite their reputation, and I personally find them beautiful. Ironic, isn't it?

[ask-finch]

I mostly gave Jack a pigeon cause one of 'em pooped on my cousin's head before, but yeah, I see where yer comin' from

[ask-finch]

@starlit-kelly @davidmayerjacobs

I drew yous guys as boids

[starlit-kelly]

EEYYYY AMAZIN’! I look pretty even as a boid.

(Ooc: I ALSO REALLY LOVE IT. TS MADE ME GIGGLE AND SMILE)

[ask-finch]

As a boid yer a fat pigeon. If that's pretty, I don't wanna see ugly

(Ooc. THANK YEWWW I'm glad :3 Also, I'm not calling you a fat pigeon, Jack's the fat pigeon, just so you know)

[davidmayerjacobs]

Jack makes an amazing pidgeon.

[ask-finch]

Yer jus' saying that cause he's yer beau an' yer lovesick

[davidmayerjacobs]

Two things can be true at once-

I am and you're a great artist.

[ask-finch]

'Ey, Jack's the artist here. I jus' like boids an' was bored

If Jack got turned into a boid, there ain't no way he wouldn't be a pigeon, 'e's too New Yorkian

[davidmayerjacobs]

What bird am I?

[ask-finch]

I thought ya'd be a good raven cause they're real smart boids, but uh, you turned out lookin' like a goofy little blackbird cause of the angle, so take it how ya will...?

[davidmayerjacobs]

That's lovely, Finch! You're very thoughtful.

They're beautiful birds! I take it as a compliment.

[ask-finch]

Aw, it ain't nothin' Dave, jus' a cartoon, but thanks

An' it is a compliment. More so than a pigeon, at least. I do like pigeons, but they ain't exactly got a flatterin' rep, y'know?

[ask-finch]

@starlit-kelly @davidmayerjacobs

I drew yous guys as boids

[starlit-kelly]

EEYYYY AMAZIN’! I look pretty even as a boid.

(Ooc: I ALSO REALLY LOVE IT. TS MADE ME GIGGLE AND SMILE)

[ask-finch]

As a boid yer a fat pigeon. If that's pretty, I don't wanna see ugly

(Ooc. THANK YEWWW I'm glad :3 Also, I'm not calling you a fat pigeon, Jack's the fat pigeon, just so you know)

[davidmayerjacobs]

Jack makes an amazing pidgeon.

[ask-finch]

Yer jus' saying that cause he's yer beau an' yer lovesick

[davidmayerjacobs]

Two things can be true at once-

I am and you're a great artist.

[ask-finch]

'Ey, Jack's the artist here. I jus' like boids an' was bored

If Jack got turned into a boid, there ain't no way he wouldn't be a pigeon, 'e's too New Yorkian

[davidmayerjacobs]

What bird am I?

[ask-finch]

I thought ya'd be a good raven cause they're real smart boids, but uh, you turned out lookin' like a goofy little blackbird cause of the angle, so take it how ya will...?

[ask-finch]

@starlit-kelly @davidmayerjacobs

I drew yous guys as boids

[starlit-kelly]

EEYYYY AMAZIN’! I look pretty even as a boid.

(Ooc: I ALSO REALLY LOVE IT. TS MADE ME GIGGLE AND SMILE)

[ask-finch]

As a boid yer a fat pigeon. If that's pretty, I don't wanna see ugly

(Ooc. THANK YEWWW I'm glad :3 Also, I'm not calling you a fat pigeon, Jack's the fat pigeon, just so you know)

[davidmayerjacobs]

Jack makes an amazing pidgeon.

[ask-finch]

Yer jus' saying that cause he's yer beau an' yer lovesick

[davidmayerjacobs]

Two things can be true at once-

I am and you're a great artist.

[ask-finch]

'Ey, Jack's the artist here. I jus' like boids an' was bored

If Jack got turned into a boid, there ain't no way he wouldn't be a pigeon, 'e's too New Yorkian

[ask-finch]

@starlit-kelly @davidmayerjacobs

I drew yous guys as boids

[starlit-kelly]

EEYYYY AMAZIN’! I look pretty even as a boid.

(Ooc: I ALSO REALLY LOVE IT. TS MADE ME GIGGLE AND SMILE)

[ask-finch]

As a boid yer a fat pigeon. If that's pretty, I don't wanna see ugly

(Ooc. THANK YEWWW I'm glad :3 Also, I'm not calling you a fat pigeon, Jack's the fat pigeon, just so you know)

[davidmayerjacobs]

Jack makes an amazing pidgeon.

[ask-finch]

Yer jus' saying that cause he's yer beau an' yer lovesick

[ask-finch]

@starlit-kelly @davidmayerjacobs

I drew yous guys as boids

[starlit-kelly]

EEYYYY AMAZIN’! I look pretty even as a boid.

(Ooc: I ALSO REALLY LOVE IT. TS MADE ME GIGGLE AND SMILE)

[ask-finch]

As a boid yer a fat pigeon. If that's pretty, I don't wanna see ugly

(Ooc. THANK YEWWW I'm glad :3 Also, I'm not calling you a fat pigeon, Jack's the fat pigeon, just so you know)

[ask-finch]

@starlit-kelly @davidmayerjacobs

I drew yous guys as boids

[starlit-kelly]

Eyyy found some cheese

[davidmayerjacobs]

Share the love with your love?

[starlit-kelly]

best way someone has eva’ asked me ta share cheese. Ofc love

[ask-finch]

🤢🤮

[starlit-kelly]

Oh youse just jealous

[ask-finch]

Dat is not the word I'd use

You both are too lovey dovey

It's disgusting

[starlit-kelly]

Eyyy found some cheese

[davidmayerjacobs]

Share the love with your love?

[starlit-kelly]

best way someone has eva’ asked me ta share cheese. Ofc love

[ask-finch]

🤢🤮

[starlit-kelly]

rah rah rah 🐟

[davidmayerjacobs]

...Jack? Are you... doing okay, honey?

[starlit-kelly]

Yeah🤩 I feels like I’m floating🐟 think Ise might gotta concussion, but udda than dat’, I’m great hon!

[davidmayerjacobs]

Oh my god- FINCH! CRUTCHIE! CALL A DOCTOR!! DEAR GOD-

@ask-crutchie

@ask-finch

[ask-finch]

'E can jus' sleep it off, it's fine

[davidmayerjacobs]

NO HE CAN OH MY GOD

[ask-finch]

See, ya agree that he can

[starlit-kelly]

eyyyy I’m seeing stars. That Santa Fe? Prettyyyyyyyy

[ask-finch]

Dat's nice Jack

Ya know what else is pretty?

Not pissin' off Woodside newsies dat are twice yer size with anger issues

[starlit-kelly]

Sh sh shhhhhhhh. They was only a little bigga’. Ise fine… ish….

[ask-finch]

Ise was watchin' the fight, Jack

Dey was a lot bigger

[starlit-kelly]

HA dats wut she said. Or I guess he said. Ise go both ways.

okay now ma head hurt😔 I’m goin crazy

[ask-finch]

We know ya do, Jack

Is kinda obvious

[starlit-kelly]

rah rah rah 🐟

[davidmayerjacobs]

...Jack? Are you... doing okay, honey?

[starlit-kelly]

Yeah🤩 I feels like I’m floating🐟 think Ise might gotta concussion, but udda than dat’, I’m great hon!

[davidmayerjacobs]

Oh my god- FINCH! CRUTCHIE! CALL A DOCTOR!! DEAR GOD-

@ask-crutchie

@ask-finch

[ask-finch]

'E can jus' sleep it off, it's fine

[davidmayerjacobs]

NO HE CAN OH MY GOD

[ask-finch]

See, ya agree that he can

[starlit-kelly]

eyyyy I’m seeing stars. That Santa Fe? Prettyyyyyyyy

[ask-finch]

Dat's nice Jack

Ya know what else is pretty?

Not pissin' off Woodside newsies dat are twice yer size with anger issues

[starlit-kelly]

Sh sh shhhhhhhh. They was only a little bigga’. Ise fine… ish….

[ask-finch]

Ise was watchin' the fight, Jack

Dey was a lot bigger

[starlit-kelly]

rah rah rah 🐟

[davidmayerjacobs]

...Jack? Are you... doing okay, honey?

[starlit-kelly]

Yeah🤩 I feels like I’m floating🐟 think Ise might gotta concussion, but udda than dat’, I’m great hon!

[davidmayerjacobs]

Oh my god- FINCH! CRUTCHIE! CALL A DOCTOR!! DEAR GOD-

@ask-crutchie

@ask-finch

[ask-finch]

'E can jus' sleep it off, it's fine

[davidmayerjacobs]

NO HE CAN OH MY GOD

[ask-finch]

See, ya agree that he can

[starlit-kelly]

eyyyy I’m seeing stars. That Santa Fe? Prettyyyyyyyy

[ask-finch]

Dat's nice Jack

Ya know what else is pretty?

Not pissin' off Woodside newsies dat are twice yer size with anger issues

[starlit-kelly]

rah rah rah 🐟

[davidmayerjacobs]

...Jack? Are you... doing okay, honey?

[starlit-kelly]

Yeah🤩 I feels like I’m floating🐟 think Ise might gotta concussion, but udda than dat’, I’m great hon!

[davidmayerjacobs]

Oh my god- FINCH! CRUTCHIE! CALL A DOCTOR!! DEAR GOD-

@ask-crutchie

@ask-finch

[ask-finch]

'E can jus' sleep it off, it's fine

[davidmayerjacobs]

NO HE CAN OH MY GOD

[ask-finch]

See, ya agree that he can

[starlit-kelly]

rah rah rah 🐟

[davidmayerjacobs]

...Jack? Are you... doing okay, honey?

[starlit-kelly]

Yeah🤩 I feels like I’m floating🐟 think Ise might gotta concussion, but udda than dat’, I’m great hon!

[davidmayerjacobs]

Oh my god- FINCH! CRUTCHIE! CALL A DOCTOR!! DEAR GOD-

@ask-crutchie

@ask-finch

[ask-finch]

'E can jus' sleep it off, it's fine

[davidmayerjacobs]

Heyya, Dave..?

Is Jack still in da closet?

Like, for sure in there?

-- @ask-finch

He should be? Why, did you see him out of it?

[ask-finch]

Well, I coulda been mistaken but it looked like him an Race were runnin' around (clearly drunk) an' gettin' chased by some o' the Newsies from Woodside...

[davidmayerjacobs]

OH MY GOD- JACK!!

@starlit-kelly

[starlit-kelly]

Oh heyyyyy heh what’s up davveeee.

I swear it was a minor chase….. race and I only tripped like… a few times. And only punched… a few more times. WE’S FIIIINNNEEE

[davidmayerjacobs]

GET OVER HERE AND COME HOME!! LET ME TREAT YOUR WOUNDS!

[starlit-kelly]

…..yes sir.

[ask-finch]

'Ey, since you left, the Woodsiders are gettin' Race pretty good

Ya should come watch, it's entertainin'

[davidmayerjacobs]

OH DEAR GOD- RACE!

(ooc- I don't know any Racetracks.)

[ask-finch]

No, don't break it up, this is fun

(ooc yeah me neither)

[davidmayerjacobs]

GET- FINCH, HELP ME OUT HERE- GET OFF OF HIM!

[ask-finch]

😐

No

[davidmayerjacobs]

YES! NOW LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!

[ask-finch]

Yer fineeee

[davidmayerjacobs]

NO, I GOT PUNCHED YOU IDIOT!

[ask-finch]

Aw, come on

Live a little

[davidmayerjacobs]

OW-

HELP-

YOWCH!-

OH I'M NOT HAVING KIDS!-

JACK-

FINCH!-

HELP!!

[ask-finch]

😐😑😐🍿

[davidmayerjacobs]

@ask-crutchie

CRUTCHIE! HELP!

[snurphlee]

hiya fellas how's it-- oh! finch, think i could have some o' that popcorn?

[davidmayerjacobs]

CRUTCHIE!!

[ask-crutchie]

okay, okay!! *i bang my crutch against a nearby trash can, alarming everyone in the brawl* break it up, fellas! go home!

(ooc- shit wrong blog ignore that please)

[davidmayerjacobs]

Oh my god...

*heavy breathing*

Is... is this what hell feels like?

*black eyes and bruises ✌️*

[ask-crutchie]

you'll be fine, just a bruise.

@starlit-kelly , ya think you could get some ice from the lodge in yer current state?

[starlit-kelly]

eyyy yeah I gotch- wait is that Dave over there? DAVIDS IN THE PILE???

[davidmayerjacobs]

help...

[starlit-kelly]

jeez, how the helled ya get roped in? Need some bandages? And Ise brought food

[davidmayerjacobs]

I don't know... and yes... my ribs hurt...

#got stabbed #bleeding out

[starlit-kelly]

Yikes…. Alright- come on let’s get ya patched up. I brought some ice. Also food for the rest of youse. @ask-crutchie

@ask-finch

[ask-finch]

Eyyy food, thanks Jack

Oh, yeah Crutch ( @ask-crutchie ) , ya can have some popcorn if ya still wanna