Finch Cortez

Heya Finchie boy!!!

-@crow-the-newsie

Heya Crow!!!

How's you been sellin' lately?

Ehh… not great. Headlines stink so bad even my winsome personality can’t sell em.

Yeah, is like they's tryna put us to sleep with these headlines

Give us a war or somethin! If we get another week of ‘minor sewage leaks’ I’s gonna be sleepin on da streets.

Dere's only so much stories ya can make up 'fore folks start noticin', too. It's like the reporters are tryna be as borin' as possible

Pulitza’s tryna ‘is best ta kill us afta da strike, I swear!

Maybe 'e's bitter cause we won an' has a strong enough grudge 'gainst us to try murder!

If we’s starvin enough that we gotta start eatin each other, I vote we start with Albert!

'Ey, he'd pry taste bettah than Racer would

Yeah… Racer would be too stringy. After ‘im… prolly Henry… hmmm.

I dunno, I's think I' go wit' Jojo after Al, then Henry

#you should make a list

Was you born wit' two heads an' got one of 'em amputated so's the circus didn't take ya?

( @ask-finch )

"...what. Wh-... why?"

Well, ya know wit' the circus comin' an' everythin', me an' X was talkin' bout how dat two headed lady might be related to de two headed baby from Brooklyn and thought that maybe lot's o' folks in Brooklyn had two heads when they was born and dere was special doctors that cut them off so's the entire population didn't get kidnapped by da circus

"... I dunno where the hell ya got that, but there ain't no two-headed nuthin in Brooklyn. 'Cept fa that baby. And no, I wasn't born wit no two-heads. Can a docta even remove dat?"

Well, I's got it from where yous normally get ideas, unless yer Racer, my head, genius. An' are ya sure you ain't jus' insecure bout the fact dat ya did an' yer mind did dat thing where it got rid of da bad memories sos now you think ya didn't have one when ya actually did? An' I dunno if a docta can remove dat, I ain't never seen one in my life

"Yeah, yeah, whateva. And yes, I's positive. I ain't got no scar or 'nuthin. 'Nd if there is doctors like dat...? I's not so sure I'd trust em."

How much money do ya t'ink one of 'em doctas would earn, anyways? I heard doctas in general are loaded

"I dunno, like... a hundred bucks? They's rich, that's for sure. 'Nd they's makin' a lot more than us."

Dang, dey's got money ta spend, wow. I ain't think I've made anywhere near half dat in my life

Was you born wit' two heads an' got one of 'em amputated so's the circus didn't take ya?

( @ask-finch )

"...what. Wh-... why?"

Well, ya know wit' the circus comin' an' everythin', me an' X was talkin' bout how dat two headed lady might be related to de two headed baby from Brooklyn and thought that maybe lot's o' folks in Brooklyn had two heads when they was born and dere was special doctors that cut them off so's the entire population didn't get kidnapped by da circus

"... I dunno where the hell ya got that, but there ain't no two-headed nuthin in Brooklyn. 'Cept fa that baby. And no, I wasn't born wit no two-heads. Can a docta even remove dat?"

Well, I's got it from where yous normally get ideas, unless yer Racer, my head, genius. An' are ya sure you ain't jus' insecure bout the fact dat ya did an' yer mind did dat thing where it got rid of da bad memories sos now you think ya didn't have one when ya actually did? An' I dunno if a docta can remove dat, I ain't never seen one in my life

"Yeah, yeah, whateva. And yes, I's positive. I ain't got no scar or 'nuthin. 'Nd if there is doctors like dat...? I's not so sure I'd trust em."

How much money do ya t'ink one of 'em doctas would earn, anyways? I heard doctas in general are loaded

Heya Finchie boy!!!

-@crow-the-newsie

Heya Crow!!!

How's you been sellin' lately?

Ehh… not great. Headlines stink so bad even my winsome personality can’t sell em.

Yeah, is like they's tryna put us to sleep with these headlines

Give us a war or somethin! If we get another week of ‘minor sewage leaks’ I’s gonna be sleepin on da streets.

Dere's only so much stories ya can make up 'fore folks start noticin', too. It's like the reporters are tryna be as borin' as possible

Pulitza’s tryna ‘is best ta kill us afta da strike, I swear!

Maybe 'e's bitter cause we won an' has a strong enough grudge 'gainst us to try murder!

If we’s starvin enough that we gotta start eatin each other, I vote we start with Albert!

'Ey, he'd pry taste bettah than Racer would

Was you born wit' two heads an' got one of 'em amputated so's the circus didn't take ya?

( @ask-finch )

"...what. Wh-... why?"

Well, ya know wit' the circus comin' an' everythin', me an' X was talkin' bout how dat two headed lady might be related to de two headed baby from Brooklyn and thought that maybe lot's o' folks in Brooklyn had two heads when they was born and dere was special doctors that cut them off so's the entire population didn't get kidnapped by da circus

"... I dunno where the hell ya got that, but there ain't no two-headed nuthin in Brooklyn. 'Cept fa that baby. And no, I wasn't born wit no two-heads. Can a docta even remove dat?"

Well, I's got it from where yous normally get ideas, unless yer Racer, my head, genius. An' are ya sure you ain't jus' insecure bout the fact dat ya did an' yer mind did dat thing where it got rid of da bad memories sos now you think ya didn't have one when ya actually did? An' I dunno if a docta can remove dat, I ain't never seen one in my life

Heya Finchie boy!!!

-@crow-the-newsie

Heya Crow!!!

How's you been sellin' lately?

Ehh… not great. Headlines stink so bad even my winsome personality can’t sell em.

Yeah, is like they's tryna put us to sleep with these headlines

Give us a war or somethin! If we get another week of ‘minor sewage leaks’ I’s gonna be sleepin on da streets.

Dere's only so much stories ya can make up 'fore folks start noticin', too. It's like the reporters are tryna be as borin' as possible

Pulitza’s tryna ‘is best ta kill us afta da strike, I swear!

#at least i’m assuming this takes place after the strike #<< I was assuming the same so yeah

Maybe 'e's bitter cause we won an' has a strong enough grudge 'gainst us to try murder!

Was you born wit' two heads an' got one of 'em amputated so's the circus didn't take ya?

( @ask-finch )

"...what. Wh-... why?"

Well, ya know wit' the circus comin' an' everythin', me an' X was talkin' bout how dat two headed lady might be related to de two headed baby from Brooklyn and thought that maybe lot's o' folks in Brooklyn had two heads when they was born and dere was special doctors that cut them off so's the entire population didn't get kidnapped by da circus

Heya Finchie boy!!!

-@crow-the-newsie

Heya Crow!!!

How's you been sellin' lately?

Ehh… not great. Headlines stink so bad even my winsome personality can’t sell em.

Yeah, is like they's tryna put us to sleep with these headlines

Give us a war or somethin! If we get another week of ‘minor sewage leaks’ I’s gonna be sleepin on da streets.

Dere's only so much stories ya can make up 'fore folks start noticin', too. It's like the reporters are tryna be as borin' as possible

Heya, X! How's da sellin' been for ya?

( @ask-finch )

"Finch! It's been alright, ya know how it is out here in these streets. How's ya doin', huh?"

"Eh, ya know. Been better, been worse. Least it ain't winter yet, eh? Can't stand da cold. Ey, any chance ya've had any weird encounters lately? I keep seein' Woodside kids coming try hawk on our turf."

"Uuhhhh... naw, not that I remember? One of 'em tried ta steal my spot though. I didn't let 'em."

"Weird. Dunno why theys comin' over here anyways, they gotta walk through Brooklyn ta get here, an its like 8 or somethin' miles."

"Mhm, thats a hell of a walk. Maybe they's plannin' something?"

"Maybe. I told Jack bout it, so I'm sure he'll work somethin' out. Hopefully. Anyways, ya hear bout that circus dat's comin' in to town in a week?"

"Yeah, hopefully... And naw, I haven't? I'm surprised, I feel like I'm missin' out on all the good stuff. What're they gonna be doin'?"

"I don't really know. Da flyers say stuff about some muscle man and a two-headed lady? I also heard dere's gonna be stuff like acrobats too. Maybe we should ask Barney bout it, I think he knows more."

"Like dat two-headed baby from Brooklyn. And, yeah, I'll prolly go and ask him once I see him again."

"Yeah. And hey, maybe the lady an' dat baby are related!"

"HA, imagine! That sure would be a sight ta see!"

"Oh, fo' sure. If dere's one place a two-headed person is from, is Brooklyn."

"I's surprised Spot Conlon ain't born with two heads."

"Maybe he was an' dey just have a special amputation surgery or somethin' over there in Brooklyn cause of how many people are bonr with two. Dey wouldn't wanna lose their whole population ta circuses an' such. Maybe we should ask Racer if Spot's gotta scar!"

Heya, X! How's da sellin' been for ya?

( @ask-finch )

"Finch! It's been alright, ya know how it is out here in these streets. How's ya doin', huh?"

"Eh, ya know. Been better, been worse. Least it ain't winter yet, eh? Can't stand da cold. Ey, any chance ya've had any weird encounters lately? I keep seein' Woodside kids coming try hawk on our turf."

"Uuhhhh... naw, not that I remember? One of 'em tried ta steal my spot though. I didn't let 'em."

"Weird. Dunno why theys comin' over here anyways, they gotta walk through Brooklyn ta get here, an its like 8 or somethin' miles."

"Mhm, thats a hell of a walk. Maybe they's plannin' something?"

"Maybe. I told Jack bout it, so I'm sure he'll work somethin' out. Hopefully. Anyways, ya hear bout that circus dat's comin' in to town in a week?"

"Yeah, hopefully... And naw, I haven't? I'm surprised, I feel like I'm missin' out on all the good stuff. What're they gonna be doin'?"

"I don't really know. Da flyers say stuff about some muscle man and a two-headed lady? I also heard dere's gonna be stuff like acrobats too. Maybe we should ask Barney bout it, I think he knows more."

"Like dat two-headed baby from Brooklyn. And, yeah, I'll prolly go and ask him once I see him again."

"Yeah. And hey, maybe the lady an' dat baby are related!"

"HA, imagine! That sure would be a sight ta see!"

"Oh, fo' sure. If dere's one place a two-headed person is from, is Brooklyn."

Heya, X! How's da sellin' been for ya?

( @ask-finch )

"Finch! It's been alright, ya know how it is out here in these streets. How's ya doin', huh?"

"Eh, ya know. Been better, been worse. Least it ain't winter yet, eh? Can't stand da cold. Ey, any chance ya've had any weird encounters lately? I keep seein' Woodside kids coming try hawk on our turf."

"Uuhhhh... naw, not that I remember? One of 'em tried ta steal my spot though. I didn't let 'em."

"Weird. Dunno why theys comin' over here anyways, they gotta walk through Brooklyn ta get here, an its like 8 or somethin' miles."

"Mhm, thats a hell of a walk. Maybe they's plannin' something?"

"Maybe. I told Jack bout it, so I'm sure he'll work somethin' out. Hopefully. Anyways, ya hear bout that circus dat's comin' in to town in a week?"

"Yeah, hopefully... And naw, I haven't? I'm surprised, I feel like I'm missin' out on all the good stuff. What're they gonna be doin'?"

"I don't really know. Da flyers say stuff about some muscle man and a two-headed lady? I also heard dere's gonna be stuff like acrobats too. Maybe we should ask Barney bout it, I think he knows more."

"Like dat two-headed baby from Brooklyn. And, yeah, I'll prolly go and ask him once I see him again."

"Yeah. And hey, maybe the lady an' dat baby are related!"

Heya, X! How's da sellin' been for ya?

( @ask-finch )

"Finch! It's been alright, ya know how it is out here in these streets. How's ya doin', huh?"

"Eh, ya know. Been better, been worse. Least it ain't winter yet, eh? Can't stand da cold. Ey, any chance ya've had any weird encounters lately? I keep seein' Woodside kids coming try hawk on our turf."

"Uuhhhh... naw, not that I remember? One of 'em tried ta steal my spot though. I didn't let 'em."

"Weird. Dunno why theys comin' over here anyways, they gotta walk through Brooklyn ta get here, an its like 8 or somethin' miles."

"Mhm, thats a hell of a walk. Maybe they's plannin' something?"

"Maybe. I told Jack bout it, so I'm sure he'll work somethin' out. Hopefully. Anyways, ya hear bout that circus dat's comin' in to town in a week?"

"Yeah, hopefully... And naw, I haven't? I'm surprised, I feel like I'm missin' out on all the good stuff. What're they gonna be doin'?"

"I don't really know. Da flyers say stuff about some muscle man and a two-headed lady? I also heard dere's gonna be stuff like acrobats too. Maybe we should ask Barney bout it, I think he knows more."

Heya, X! How's da sellin' been for ya?

( @ask-finch )

"Finch! It's been alright, ya know how it is out here in these streets. How's ya doin', huh?"

"Eh, ya know. Been better, been worse. Least it ain't winter yet, eh? Can't stand da cold. Ey, any chance ya've had any weird encounters lately? I keep seein' Woodside kids coming try hawk on our turf."

"Uuhhhh... naw, not that I remember? One of 'em tried ta steal my spot though. I didn't let 'em."

"Weird. Dunno why theys comin' over here anyways, they gotta walk through Brooklyn ta get here, an its like 8 or somethin' miles."

"Mhm, thats a hell of a walk. Maybe they's plannin' something?"

"Maybe. I told Jack bout it, so I'm sure he'll work somethin' out. Hopefully. Anyways, ya hear bout that circus dat's comin' in to town in a week?"

Heya, X! How's da sellin' been for ya?

( @ask-finch )

"Finch! It's been alright, ya know how it is out here in these streets. How's ya doin', huh?"

"Eh, ya know. Been better, been worse. Least it ain't winter yet, eh? Can't stand da cold. Ey, any chance ya've had any weird encounters lately? I keep seein' Woodside kids coming try hawk on our turf."

"Uuhhhh... naw, not that I remember? One of 'em tried ta steal my spot though. I didn't let 'em."

#but is it cool if I add you to my masterpost too?? :3 #<<< OF COURSE >:DDD

"Weird. Dunno why theys comin' over here anyways, they gotta walk through Brooklyn ta get here, an its like 8 or somethin' miles."

Heya, X! How's da sellin' been for ya?

( @ask-finch )

"Finch! It's been alright, ya know how it is out here in these streets. How's ya doin', huh?"

"Eh, ya know. Been better, been worse. Least it ain't winter yet, eh? Can't stand da cold. Ey, any chance ya've had any weird encounters lately? I keep seein' Woodside kids coming try hawk on our turf."

Heya Finchie boy!!!

-@crow-the-newsie

Heya Crow!!!

How's you been sellin' lately?

Ehh… not great. Headlines stink so bad even my winsome personality can’t sell em.