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@glitchyartist
They say if you speak Jacksepticeye's name three times in a mirror while holding a cup of totm coffee, he'll appear and call you a bitch
I’ll call you a bitch for far less
I can't believe I'm about to be 10ked
I feel like I just cursed at a god and received excessive consequences
He did, in fact, have the balls
You are not supposed to be here.
Sometimes on guard duty I have to put my foot down about something and every so often the person I'm speaking to will say some shit like "You get off on this, don't you?"
And while I understand they MEAN to say "you're on a power trip" or "you are taking this rule too seriously", I am always, always struck by the temptation to go, "Yep. You got me. All my life I've been slowly training towards the ultimate sexual high of forcing a thirty-something tryhard in a backwards snapback to remove his dad's preowned Ford F-150 from the dollar store fire lane. Nothing revs my engine quite like forcing guys named Dustin to submit to regional traffic laws. Ooh, are you gonna be a dirty boy and leave it idling too?"
fuckin dipshit
Yu-gi-oh is 50% about a card game and 50% about twinks getting possessed by other twinks
the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.
not she berry or he berry but no berry
and that is berry good
per request from my dear mutual @otterlyinluv have a darkiplier <3
I miss them😢
The ragebaiter, the ragebaited and the unbiased third party.
Grace in the book is so grumpy and demanding at times its hilarious, to the point where he ALMOST has a backbone occasionally with talking back to people. Even talking back to Stratt. Film Grace not so much, film Grace somehow got hit with both the slutty and pathetic beam. How one can be slutty and pathetic at the same time I dont know but Ryan Gosling sure pulls it off.
Unlearn your exorsexism NOW
part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.
companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.
learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life
Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville
My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe
The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been
People making a choice feminism argument for Ariana Grande looking skeletal have me feeling like this
