Shattered Reality

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Michael: “Wonder how Jakes doing....probably not great. Circumstances being what they are”

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He's either flirting or flexing.

Michael: “Probably...but what if it's both?”

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Mikey420: So yeah, the food there’s pretty average

RichAss: You know what else is average?

Mikey420: What?

RichAss: My dick

RichAss: 😏🍆

Mikey420: Cool?

RichAss: Yeah

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Michael still doesn’t know if Rich was flirting with him or not...

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Thank you ~ 🐕

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Michael: “Not really”

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Michael: “Is he?”

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Michael: “Greeaaat”

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Michael: “He won’t shut up about his average dick. Whatever the hell that even means”

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Michael screams almost dropping his phone. After he recovers from the shock he turns to the fourth wall “You guys can come in my bedroom now? And yes, I did. A bit ago. Actually I’m texting him right now”

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Michael is sitting on his bed on his phone

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Michael: “I guess I’ll just see how it goes then”

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Michael: “Will you guys be there?”

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Michael: “Good idea!”

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Michael: “Okay!”

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Michael: “Better as in mentally, physically, or as a person?”

Michael: “Listen, I’d love to, but I promised Jeremy I wou...you know what? Life is filled with empty promises, I’m gonna go visit Rich! Does anybody have anything they’d like me say to him? Maybe one of you has a get well soon card handy?”

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Michael: “I don’t know. But its not like he’s dead or anything...is he?”