For Fun And Because Why Not

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Hey everyone! Decided to join the Gardenview ask blog trend.

Now here’s the catch.

Nobody is twisted.

The incident hasn’t happened yet.

So everyone is available, in as close a state to calm as possible.

Here’s some things to note:

-this is a combination ask blog and general Dandy’s World blog. If you want a more professional/ character specific blog, go to @ask-the-twisted-attendant (oc blog), @afflicted-music-box (Boxten specific blog), or @the-sparkling-mirror (Glisten centric blog)

-relationships and the like are based on headcanons! Almost nothing will be canon, and there will even be canon divergence!

-now, why would a pre-incident blog have so much headcanon? Because we don’t know much of anything before it… and because every interaction is based on system interactions!

-yup, that’s right. Mod is plural and has the entirety of Gardenview in their head. This blog was made with the permission of these fictives, and they will be the ones answering questions.

-why did I call this blog what I did if there’s no chaos going on? Because it’s based in the name of our system- the Chaos Squad.

-because fictives are the ones answering questions, not every question will be answered! If it makes them uncomfortable or otherwise upset, it will be ignored or answered as an alert to the discomfort. In addition, not everyone will want to participate most likely.

-DANDY HAS NO INTENT TO HARM THE OTHERS. DO NOT TREAT HIM AS IF HE DOES.

-Shrimpo’s speech text will ALWAYS be in all caps. It’s something he prefers.

-between Dandy being oblivious and Shrimpo having consequences to his actions, they will behave very differently from canon. Do not correct it. The ask will be ignored.

-shipping asks are okay, but don’t force it.

-twisted art is okay, but be kind about it.

-magical anon will not apply here. All magic anons will be ignored or (if desired) met with a response mentioning how it doesn’t work.

-there will be no art as I cannot comfortably draw the characters. Speech will be marked with names, not colors.

-rp asks are allowed and encouraged, but depending on who it’s for it may not be answered.

-keep things sfw. Any nsfw or thirsting asks will be deleted on sight.

-standard DNI’s apply. No whatever-phobes, proshippers, the like. Also don’t interact if you intend to be rude about the mod being a system.

Have fun!

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Dandy have another dog

(This is crystal they are one of my 4 ocs and they are made of crystals)

Dandy: As long as they get along with Pebble, it should be fine!

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I’ve done it.

2000 words of INFODUMP

Warnings will be present when applicable, but just to be safe:

-body horror mention (it gets bad y’all)

-gore(?)

It’s all in text form but like. Just making sure

Anyhow, have fun. None of this is canon to Operation Ichor, it’s all self indulgent bullshit (un. Unless the creator wants to make it canon? I’d be surprised though-) and honestly I wouldn’t be shocked if some things are completely improbable in actual OI canon.

Operation Ichor: The Revived

So before I start. Let me preface and say that this is all about an oc. Even if multiples of each toon exist in Operation Ichor, This is not

Au belongs to @slumbrr-r (hey sorry for the tag mate also yes I may or may not be the guy who had to hold back a ramble in your ask box)

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So uh. Hi.

Operation Ichor au am I right

So, a bit of context: we’ve got an oc who’s entire deal is mental resilience. Like, it’s to the point his twisted mechanics in base universe revolve around him being straight up sane under certain conditions.

Well recently, I looked at this oc… then looked at this au. And mashed then together like a doll into a dollhouse.

I’m not going to unleash the giant infodump in this post because it’s got some Stuff and I can’t make a read more on mobile, but… if I were to compile the situation with this guy into a google doc. Would you read it.

I have to get this out to someone and idk if my friends know about the au

Yeah this is going in the au tag why not

Edit: fuck it I’m not taking no for an answer y’all better prepare yourselves (and if the creator of the au finds this. Yes you will be tagged in the post containing the document.)

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Cursed 1:30 am thoughts with the mod

Do you think ftm trans toons could toon logic any potential chest off.

Like that one meme of “I hope this email blows your tits clean off” but you just hand the toon an exploding present or something and voila they’re masculine now

Anyhow I need to sleep

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Hey, sorry to anyone who wanted to send a Christmas ask. I got warned of a potential raid and closed my asks on all my blogs. They’ll be open again tomorrow, so you can send them in then!

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im going to go buy a knock of twisted Gigi plushie that's all bye

Gigi: Dunk it in milk, I dare you.

[Where did she even learn that’s a thing-]

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MARRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFU-

Teagan: While I should mention the language you were about to use, I still thank you for this.

[Sorry it’s just Teagan, everyone else was caught off guard and couldn’t respond easily-]

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If I knew how to photoshop I would absolutely make a blog about toons in places they shouldn’t be.

That’s it that’s the post

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So in light of the recent stream I figured I’d bring up that Sprout here does not use his canon last name. He hated it so much he went on a tangent until he ran out of things to say and took a fanmade one instead.

It was chaos by the way, we got the info and immediately crap hit the fan. The only thing that stopped the tangent in its tracks (before it restarted) was someone joking he could take Cosmo’s (canonically nonexistent) last name and that instantly stopped all conversation for a solid minute before the topic was brought back.

So yeah. Also if someone asks his opinion on the canon one they’ll probably get a ramble so be ready if you do that I guess

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Is goob autistic

Goob: What does that mean?

Scraps: I’m… not sure, actually. To either question.

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Adviced

Glisten: Okay, good. I’ll probably get going for a bit, but if you want to talk to the others they’ll be available eventually. Just, one at a time.

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I know, but what happens if I prank the other ones like rodger, astro, dandy.....

Glisten: As long as it’s not dangerous it’s okay. But if it has even the slightest chance of hurting someone it’s not a good prank.

He sighs.

Glisten: I’m getting ahead of myself. Just don’t hurt their feelings or risk them getting hurt and it’s fine. Life lessons.

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Oh. Glisten it's been a bit since....um.....the prank.

[Context: on the Glisten blog this user started an rp with a prank relating to his makeup.]

Glisten: Yes, I am aware. Please don’t do that again by the way, and I really hope you don’t do that to anyone else. Some of that could have been really dangerous.

Glisten sounds more disappointed than agitated, he’s more focused on the danger aspect.

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Hi.

Glisten: Hello! The others are focused on other things right now, but I’m here.

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Happy Halloween everyone, I thought I’d let y’all know that some of the folks up here are dressing up as well

List is sure to be added to, but for now:

Shrimpo is going as Karkat (we also have a Karkat fictive who is dressing as Shrimpo, also apologies for the homestuck jumpscare)

Boxten and Poppy are doing a duo costume of Woody and Buzz Lightyear (which is which, idk yet)

Glisten came to front in a big flowy dress and is calling it a day

Vee is Hatsune Miku. I should have expected that

Rodger is Sherlock Holmes (of course.)

Toodles is Rodger (I think she got inspired by art someone made of exactly that)

Dandy and Astro seem to be going as each other

Shelly came to front as I was adding the tags dressed as a fossil. It’s surprisingly good

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Hey guys.

Did you know JeweleryBox has almost no angst on this entire platform?

Let’s change that!

Enjoy the 6600 words of Pain

Warnings for:

-body horror

-general horror

-explicit twisting

-heavy physical damage

-psychological horror (limited)

-implied comparison of twisting to death

-me fucking up Glisten’s personality a bit but ehhh

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BtfZh3xaKmrV6I4KIrHlQQhMV8o6eq4hBEX4wHsTKOw/edit

Doomed Yaoi

It had been a few days since the flood began. A group of toons were on a run to drain the flood and gather supplies. “Hello? I’m- I’m scare