Ask Ms. Hannah

An Interactive Clown Transformation Story By WinningRoar

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Ask Mrs.Honkers!

A New Project by WinningRoar!

Inspired by Erin and Everyone by Limerick

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In a world where transformations happen everyday people are looking for help navigating their love and sex lives.

”My Wife is a bimbo now, will she ever be satisfied by me again?”

“I got turned into a goblin, how can I find a partner who’ll treat me like a filthy minion, and a princess?”

”I booked an appointment to be transformed but I’m having second thoughts, any advice?”

The world needs Hannah!

Hannah is just a normal woman running an advice blog in this crazy world when she contracts a case of Clown Flu!

Now she‘s in desperate need of her own advice as she and the world around her change forever! Follow her blog as she deals with transformations, finding love, and supervillain attacks in a world gone mad!

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All characters and advice are fictional. This project is for fun, nothing should be taken seriously. Nothing here should be taken to be serious financial, medical, mental or relationship advice.

[quietjester]

Honk honk HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

exactly and i say this all the time

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Happy Pride your highness! Have lots of fun celebrating!!!

Happy Pride!

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Ended things with Tinder match very early due to signs of not accepting foot fetish

So I match on Tinder, we talk it’s going good. She proposed switching to Whatsapp.

We talk on WhatsApp. She brought up that she likes massages. So I thought this was a good way to subtly bring up my foot fetish.

I said “I can massage back, legs and feet.” I mentioned feet just to see what her reaction would be because women’s reaction to their feet getting touched can make or break a relationship with me.

Her reply was “Don’t touch my feet though I hate my feet getting touched.” And that was the moment I sensed we weren’t going to be compatible.

I gave her a second chance with subtle suggestion of my foot fetish.

We started talking about physical touch as love language. I said “maybe I could touch your feet if things between us develop emotionally.” She replied “I highly doubt it.”

And that was how she unknowingly made me want to end things. Because I need a woman who accepts my foot fetish.

I feel kinda bad I just blocked her a few hours later with no explanation but I didn’t really want to tell her about my foot fetish given how dismissive she was about feet. So I wasn’t telling her the real reason I didn’t want to continue things.

You got nothing to feel guilty for!

If a girl isn’t putting out, then it’s time to put her out!

Toe clevage is the least she can do!

It’s not like you were asking for a foot job, which she should have been happy to give anyway lol.

Bye girl, have fun at the monastery.

Sorry you went through that baby, but it’s what ya get for not dating clowns!

We show foot hun!

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Honestly im sick of having a brain, is there somewhere I could just like, donate mine? I'm sure someone could make better use of it than I have! I don't want to think anymore, like at all. If you know someone or some place I can get that done that would be great

Well there’s this asylum I heard about when I was practicing.

It had kind of a bad reputation.

Like…

Turning its patients into mindless drones.

Not even the hot kind!

But I guess if you’re looking for some who will literally take the brain out of your head, they’re probably your best shot!

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Have you ever considered getting a foot tattoo? Maybe you could get a matching one for Daisy, that would be cute!

lol match Daisy?!?!?

Why would I ever want to match that nerd?

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Hey you dumb fucking slut, can you get your stupid clown posse in line and get them to stop hounding the coffee shop I work at? If another one of these giggling morons come up and ask for breast milk in their coffee, or god forbid the ones that ask for foot sweat, i'm gonna lose my mind. I dont know why my boss is fine with this, we have to be losing so much money with all the sugar they add to their coffee anyways.

Hehehe does everyone know I’m a dummy?

Listen listen listen

Okay listen

I like cooooould but like don’t really want to and don’t know why I would?

Seem like yer daddy, I mean manager is okay with it, sooooooo I’m pretty sure it’s on the menu. If you don’t see it then maybe like… the secret menu?

Hehe who’s the dumb slut now? You didn’t even think to check the secret menu!

Hehehe it’s okay dummy, I’m a dumb slut too!

So stop being silly and take those orders! It’s easy! Clowns give orders. You follow orders. You follow clown orders. Clowns order you around, right slut?

Your boobies know! Can’t ya feel them tingling? That’s right baby you can rub them. It helps with the milkies. They’re swelling yeah? Getting real big? That’s good! That’s great! You follow orders so good!

Two sloshy titties coming right up!

lol

That’s you!

Keep rubbing your milk spigots!

Good girl! Dumb girl! Slut!

Shirt getting wet?

lol why’re you nodding? I can’t see you!

Silly slut.

Just keep rubbing even if your shirt gets a little milky. You gotta keep those spigots running and in good shape! A lot of clownies are counting on you to spurt in their coffee!

And don’t worry about the foot sweat!

That’s probably really easy for you! You’re standing all day slanging those udders around. For feet are probably plenty sweaty! You just need a nice pair of colorful knee highs to capture all of that yummy flavor.

Hope that helps!

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Want to get my clown pimped out and was thinking of giving them a nose ring. What's a safe way of doing that without putting their big round nose at risk?

Aww what a good clown owner! I’m glad that you understand her purpose is to entertain people! Seriously guys this is what an ally looks like!

Wish I had a human owner to pimp me out! Of course that would mean serving a boring human, or anyone! Never gonna happen!

Anywho!

I gave it a shot as I’m a medical professional with nurse giggles here.

Seemed fine!

Hehehe her nose still got some more growing to do, and it hurt when we pieced her, but I clown healed up real good!

And it looks so cute dangling there like a lil booger!

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So I actually love my gals bald, and brainy, unlike some other folk. I'm trying to think of a way to take a vapid platinum blonde bimbo and turn her into a chrome dome supergenius with a cranium like MegaMind (blue skin optional!). Any suggestions welcome

Oh that’s easy. If you want a bald baddy, just give her a little brain juice! It’s a little like goof juice but more boring.

Simply find your bimbo of choice

Invite out to somewhere that serves the stuff. The good thing about going after a bimbo is that she’s pretty easy to convince.

It won’t be long until you’ll start seeing results!

Before you know it she’ll be asking you to take her home… to see your book collection of course! By this point that splendidly swollen head should start showing signs of balding.

Have fun grooming her bald!

Soon you’ll have a bald genius on your hands!

Bonus image: Baldy passing it on

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Ideas on how to do feet exhibitionism in a subtle way? (F24)

Teasing someone in public by leaning onto their fetish is sooo hot\~ I’m thinking about doing some “feet exhibitionism”. If you have any fun ideas, please share!

One thing in my mind that’s fairly easy to do is to get a pedicure, and post it on my IG story. That’s kinda basic tho I need creative ideas which will fish out feet admirers :3

Can’t go wrong with the classic shoe dangling from your toes! That’ll gather attention.

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Finding footboys in the wild is so fun

Last weekend, I was at a cocktail bar with a friend when two men came over to mingle with us. After some time, one of them noticed my hands and complimented them. Then he turned to his friend and said: ‘’Imagine what her feet look like.”

I immediately knew what was up. Sure enough, he admitted he had both a hand and foot fetish. I was absolutely amused.

Being the menace that I am, I decided to take off one shoe to reveal my perfectly pedicured foot: toe ring, soft soles, dainty toes, high arches… the whole package. The look on his face was priceless. He genuinely couldn’t believe it lived up to whatever he’d imagined (and most definitely did not anticipate me playing along!)

He got to rub my foot for a moment before I slipped it back into my shoe. I’m such a tease!

I bet that’s an encounter those boys will never forget!

You’re doing such a service for the world. What a queen.

Yes, whenever I catch a footboy trying to catch a peep I always make sure I let him crawl over and slobber one a toe or two. It’s important to encourage them and their tastes and let them know that any clown is down for a little feet action whenever, wherever.

It’s about changing the culture, ya know?

When I’m queen of the world shoving your toes into some frat boys mouth will be like shaking hands!

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Any clown features you're particularly enjoying?

Hehehe right now I’m enjoying my extra big clown clit. Nurse giggles from the mouth stuff ward is chewing on it like a chew toy, squeak squeak squeak. Yeeeeehoooohoooooo!

Hehehe it’s important to teeth my clownies, make sure their teeth grow in big and crooked! Mmmm plus they’re getting look so sweet and stupid sucking on a mouthful of my rubber…

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Daisy you gotta come clean to us, you already had a foot and clown fetish before getting infected didn't you? I bet you had a big oooold crush on your boss too~~~

You silly slut!

Hehehe I’m a shilly shlut!

I barely remember my life before Hannah sat on my face and farted my brains out. Mmmmmm it washhh like I washhh reborn!

But it makes total schense! I probably did have a big nasty foot fetissssh. shounds like me! Yeah I wasssh probs so excited Hannah got infected caush it meant it’d get infected too! Hehehe

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Hannah, or whoever's running this blog now, PLEASE get Hannah to take her normal pills, or a bigger dosage, she's actively corrupting others and it's something the old Hannah would NEVER do, if her old self could see her now she'd be so ashamed, please do something.

Hehehe I knoooooow! I’m being so naughty but turning everyone I see into clowns is just too much fun! I don’t think I ever want to stop!

All these nurses were so boring, but now they’re starting to fart for a man’s attention. Plus they’re getting so handsy, jerking off patients, and eating them out. Total naughty nurse behavior! Hehehe I’m not the only one being bad! Everyone i touch gets bad too!

Even the doc who was trying to help me, was demanding footjobs from me towards the end, before I escaped. Hehehe

There’s no helping me, I’ll only make you worse!

Hehehe but that’s really hot.

Like REALLY hot!

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You say you keep getting distracted. Is possible that clowns develop a form of shortened attention span due to their new minds? You should keep a list of tasks or get your secretary to keep track of this stuff for you maybe.

Huh I’m not distracted! I’m running this hospital!

Why was there something I was supposed to be doing?

*Noises of active fighting outside*

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Early into your transformation you said you never saw a "sexy size twenty stiletto"

How about now?

Proudly strutting in a pair as we speak!

I tell ya my feet have been working wonders on these boring old nurse shoes my staff have donated to me! Just a little bit of foot sweat and it’s instant fashion!

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Hii Hannah have you ever heard of Fashion Circus before? Or shopped there??? The clerks there are so nice and funny and pretty hahah they always know what to say it's so kewl!!! They let me honk their boobies and it was so funny i think i came a bit!!! then i bought these super sexy fuchsia orange slides they fit so well on my stupid feet! Well, i dunno why I thought I needed a larger size but they fit well now! Haha i really want to get them covered in cum for some reason, maybe you can give me shoejob lessons??? have a nice day Hannah luv u!!!

C-c-clown s-s-shoe store?!?!?!?

N-no probably a front for some blue hair…

BUT SHOOOOOOOOOOOES! SHOES GIMME SHOES! Honk Honk Honk Hnnnnnnnnnnngh!

Mama needs a new pair of flip flops!

Oh and some crocs!

Oh and heels! Probably ten sets of heels!

Kitten heels too!

AAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOGGAAAAH!