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@ask-hetalia-germany
You should smile more
Hallo, Unidentified Individual.
Nein, I smile when it is efficient. If I smiled other times it would send confusing emotional signals to other people. It also makes me seem much less respectable, which makes it significantly more difficult to get people to follow orders.
-L. Beilschmidt
are you german
Hallo, Unidentified Individual.
...Ja, I am German. I am specifically the representative of west Germany.
-L. Beilschmidt
Mr. Beilschmidt,
Would you like to have a roly poly? I have given roly polies to many people and would like to share with you.
Guten Tag, Televised Demonix.
Ja danke, I enjoy studying woodlice. I find it interesting that they are terrestrial isopods, so they are more closely related to crabs and lobsters than insects and spiders.
It will be given a environmentally fit home, and I will find it acquaintances.
-L. Beilschmidt
may i pet your dogs and perhaps even give them a treat?
Hallo, Unidentified Individual.
Ja, you may pet my dogs, I see no issue with this. However, I would not let you feed anything to my dogs. Not only would this create an imbalance in their rigorous diet but I have no proof that you would not attempt to poison them.
-L. Beilschmidt
Hey Ludwig! Thoughts on the situation involving America, Florida, and Russia? More info on our blog!
Guten Tag...Floridian offspring.
I was not aware that there was an investigation to be invested in. If you are able provide substance to your mission, I will support you wholeheartedly.
However, I would appreciate if you chose to quote Socrates correctly.
“Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.” - Socrates
That is all.
-L. Beilschmidt
Hey Germany, do u like Pasta?
Hallo, Rottenkaisen.
I am not fond of it, however I will tolerate it on occasion. I find it is most appetizing when it is served with vegetables and some sort of protein.
I personally would appreciate if Italy began eating other foods that he was less entranced with so we could get our necessary tasks completed for once.
-L. Beilschmidt
Magst du Döner Kebab?
Guten Tag, Breadethh.
Ja, ich finde Döner Kebab lecker. Es ist ein recht ausgewogenes Gericht und lässt sich schnell verzehren.
-L. Beilschmidt
Germany can you feed me wurst too
Guten Tag, Unidentified Individual.
Nein. I do not believe you require assistance to consume wursts. If it is of immediate urgency, I can cut it up for you, but I will not help you get it into your mouth.
-L. Beilschmidt
I keep dreaming about sausages what do i do (the food)
Hallo, Unidentified Individual.
...I will attempt to provide my assistance, however, I cannot say why you are having nocturnal fantasies about wursts.
I suggest implementing a new meal plan. Do not eat in the three hours before you sleep. This is shown to interrupt your sleep cycle and cause nightmares. You must also ensure that your daily diet has balanced nutrients, and you are eating these meals at a set, unalterable time. This will prevent your mind from hyperfixating on certain foods.
Furthermore, if you have a medical allergy to wursts, it is possible that these anxieties are invading your subconscious. I suggest that you reflect on your environment and its defenses against wursts, and hopefully eliminate the stress related dreaming.
I hope this helped.
-L. Beilschmidt
meow
Meow, Celeste. Prr?
Meow back. Meow purr context for this "Meow".
-Meow. Beilschmidt
I’m back :3 what’s your favorite book series?
Hallo again, Wren.
It is good to hear from you.
I do not read many book series; I prefer novels or guidebooks. However, I do like the Brothers Grimm's fairy tales, but that is more a collection of stories than a book series.
I hope that answers your question.
-L. Beilschmidt
du bist gut genug
Hallo, Unidentified Individual.
That is not how this works. I understand the sentiment, but you do not improve if you believe 'you are good enough'. The efficient way to reach improvement is to understand your flaws.
For example, if I am at war and my supplies are running low, I need to work torwards finding more so we do not starve. You cannot simply be content with what you have.
-L. Beilschmidt
I just pierced my ears at home and immediately put headphones on am i cooked
Hallo, Inking.
I hope you took the correct precautions before piercing your ears. Your likelihood of infections depends on the method you used.
However, at the moment you are very likely to get an infection if you put headphones immediately on after the act. I doubt that your headphones were sterile. Headphones often are infested with dead skin cells, sweat and bacteria. Even if they were sterile, you have trapped your ear in a warm humid environment.
Even if you were to not get an infection, it is likely that the friction from the headphone would irritate the wound and could possibly cause worse issues.
I do not know where the piercing was on your ear, so I cannot tell you the healing time exactly but I would suggest avoiding ear covering headphones for a while. But I have found this model to show you.
You need to keep the piercing clean, clean it thoroughly at least twice a day and do not touch the spot with unwashed hands.
You can tell the spot is infected if it is red, inflamed or swollen, has pus or blood discharge, crusty or flaky skin and it is painful, itchy or sensitive. If you think it is infected, you should visit a doctor as soon as possible as it can spread to worse issues.
I wish you luck.
-L. Beilschmidt
HALLO BRUDERRR!!!!! WIE GEHTS????!!!
Guten Tag, Bruder.
I am well. You don't have to yell in my inquiries Prussia.
I assume you are doing fine as well?
i am AWESOME as always, ja?
how was your date with italyyyyy?????
Ja.
My date with Italy was fine.
He chose the restaurant this time and I was able to make the final bill an even 50 Euros. We split the bill evenly at 25 Euros, but then Italy ordered some wine which added another 7.53 Euros. I paid for that because I do not like splitting down to the decimal with Italy.
I read a few books on the correct flowers to give Italians and I think he was pleased.
What do you reccommenduh someone who hasnt slept for 24 hours and cant slep for another 12
Euuuffghhhhh
Guten Tag, Unidentified Individual.
I apologize for my late response. I assume you are not in need of my assistance anymore but I will give you advice for any future disturbances.
Avoid driving or using heavy machinery. If you have to drive, I suggest playing loud music and entertaining yourself by reading the signs on the road so you don't fall asleep. If you do feel drowsy, I would suggest immediately pulling off the road to avoid an accident.
If you do not have time to sleep for hours at a time, if you can, I suggest that you try to take short naps of about 15-20 minutes.
If you want advice on how to make sure you stay awake for that time, I suggest you go outside and go for a walk or run. Sunlight informs your body that it can stop producing melatonin.
I would also suggest drinking coffee or some form of caffeine, avoid drinking too much as this can make you shaky and anxious.
Stay away from important decisions until your brain is fully rested and can work clearly.
-L. Beilschmidt
Mod: Sorry if I write horribly today T-T I stayed up to read Auf Widersehen. If anyone is wondering if they should read it I really suggest you do. I really liked it at least. I do warn that the author edges you like they are trying to rewrite Candide or something.
((Hey mod in case you really want to abandon the blog just give it to me and if you wanna know who’s behind this ask just ask and I’ll tell you in the comments of this post if you decide to post it
Mod here!
I don't exactly want to abandon the blog at this moment. I have spent an unreasonable amount of time pondering what to do with this blog and I have came to a pretty firm conclusion. I do not really enjoy the hetalia show anymore. That is true. I also do not particularly enjoy parts of the fandom.
However, I still enjoy many of the characters and their dynamics. I recently rekindled my interest by taking a short break and looking at more of my original ooc views of hetalia.
I also really enjoy answering your guy's asks and trying to view things through the eyes of Germany.
I have no issue if you want to copy off of the style of my blog, you can literally do whatever you want.
However, my main issue with handing this blog over to someone else would be the fact that I cannot guarantee you will deal with asks in a way that I am comfortable with.
Again, I am perfectly cool with you stealing some of my stuff if you think it would be fun. If you want to start a Germany blog or any other sort of ask blog, you can just message me and I will reblog it to try and get you some traction.
Thanks for the offer though :)
-WD mod
