привет! We will be good friends!

A silly ask and rp blog for Russia from Hetalia. You know, the best boy. Will use icons and screenshots for replies.

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

"Hello! Welcome to my ask blog. America said I should try this. Said it might help me make friends. He also laughed to himself afterwards. I wonder if he is "pulling wool over my eyes". If so, I will have to pound his face into dust."

Follows and likes come from @firebluevixen

(Rules!)

Nothing too inappropriate please. A little suggestive is fine, but let's at least keep it pg-13. Also keep in mind that mod is an adult. If you are a minor, please do not send in flirty asks!

Semi flirty asks are okay, but this is now a single ship blog. I am shipping with an America blog @hetalia-alfred-jones.

If I am in an rp with you, and I'm taking more than a day to respond, please message me!

Don't be a jerk.

Nothing involving current world affairs or politics. Please let's keep this fun.

Nothing outright gross. If it makes me gag, it's getting deleted.

Nothing religious. I do not want to start anything there at all.

A little angst is fine, but nothing too extreme.

ANY AND ALL ASKS ACCUSING OR INSINUATING THAT MY IVAN HAS DONE HORRIFIC ASSAULT OF ANY KIND WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DELETED AND, IF POSSIBLE, THE ASKER WILL BE BLOCKED!

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

you're so handsome Ivan I wish you were real

But...I am real. Am I not?

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

Little Bear, you are so cute! If you actually were a bear, would you prefer to be a polar bear, or a Eurasian brown bear?

That is a good question. If I were to pick, I think I would choose to be a brown bear. It is my country's national animal. And I think they are very cute. Polar bear would be a close second choice.

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

Have you been taking care of your molars? -Dentist anon

да, I promise I have been taking care of my teeth. Why do you need to know?

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

America mod made a new ask blog! Go check it out.

@ask-prussia-the-awesome

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

Have your nails grown yet...

- nail clipper anon

Why do you wish to know? I take very good care of my nails. I have no need for you.

[hetalia-alfred-jones]

Al- America! I am sorry, I do not know who all is here. But I am here for your party. If that is alright with you...

@ask-hetalia-ivan

IVAN!

*Tackle hug.* I'm so, so happy to see you! And it's cool, no one's here yet. I didn't think you'd come! I didn't want to bother you while you were away! Hell yeah, I want you here!How're you feeling?

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

Much better than what I was feeling before. Even moreso now that I am with you, подсолнух. Come, let us enjoy some tea.

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

Vanya! You have to hurry if you can! Alfred is throwing a party, and it looks like no one's showed up yet!

No one has shown up? I must end my break early. I will go see him now. Thank you for informing me, little friend.

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

Okay guys, here's the deal.

My mental health is at an all time low. I've really been trying. But I'm not all in it right now. It's affecting my real life as well as my internet life. And I can't have that. Not when people irl need me.

I'm going to be gone for a while. I'm hoping by the latest a week, but it could be longer. I'm so sorry everyone. Please believe me when I say I tried. I really did.

If you want to send stuff in, feel free to do so and I'll respond to as much as I can when I get back.

I love you guys so much. I hope you guys are doing well. Take care for now.

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

Dearest Russia, what is your opinion on rabbits, SPECIFICALLY. Ones that are dressed up as you and America... And possibly cuddling. Wink wink hint hint. Nudge nudge

I have already seen a picture of such rabbits. They were adorable.

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

You know what, Ivan? FUCK YOU! …AGAIN!!

*Turns you back into a pony from MLP for the next 10 asks*

Why is this happening again!? Oh god!

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

Also how did you turn into a cat earlier, like, by yourself? When that anon asked how were they supposed to give you head scratches if you weren't a cat anymore, and then you turned into a cat. Is that a new thing or

Hmmmm, I do not know. I just thought about wanting to be a cat. I wonder if that will work all of the time now.

....

нет, not all of the time.

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

What do you think of yourself?

I personally do not think highly of myself. I have done terrible things. I have failed to save people close to me. And I deservedly lost my title of being a global superpower. I am lonely and desperate for friends, even though most of the time I am not a good one.

I do not like what I am now. As both a nation, and a person. I live with it the best that I can, and I strive to be better. I am trying...

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

❣

A memory that makes me laugh was when Britain accidentally summoned me. He said that he was trying to summon a demon. But the look upon his face when I showed up instead was priceless. It was not as funny when he then tried to shove me back into the ground, but I still look back on this memory and giggle.

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SIZE?? This is like the 5th time someone's made a comment on it yo💔

Some people simply do not have any common courtesy.

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

I read that one ask about your Russia cat being fat and that anon was mean. Russia cat is just fluffy and cute I don't think he needs to lose any weight. You on the other hand tho...

да, my Russia Cat is perfect just the way he is. So why would you comment on a person's weight like that? I find the double standard astonishing. Perhaps you may explain it to my pick axe?

[ask-hetalia-ivan]

become a cat again NOW!!!!! how will i give you head scratches now???

You will have five minutes, and five minutes only.