They Call It A Royale With Cheese.

Oh man, I shot Tracer in the face.. || McHit, McVega || [Chupi] || [This blog is reminiscent of Pulp Fiction, so yeah there may be some STUFF, ya know]

[ask-hitman-mccree]

So she’s back? Good God..

[ask-hitman-mccree]

How am I not dead yet?

[rp-memes-musings-blog]

Send me 💕 to ask my muse on a date.

[therpmemeshop]

gif starters (fluff edition!- m/f)

Send a number (with or without peeking) or send 💋for me to randomize a number for my muse to write starter or drabble inspired by the scenario in the gif! (Images are sfw.)

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[roleplayawesomemes]

Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

[ask-hitman-mccree]

dying in a ditch after ODing and getting dumped outside by your friends

THANKS I GUESS.

[feed-your-inbox]

Anonymously tell my muse how you see them within the next year.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Heck.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

What the fuck. What if a child heard you.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Whoa. Am I trippin’ or is it really you, the furniture dude I got high with that one time?

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

Yeah I’m still alive. Physically anyways. Not so much emotionally.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Still relatable as hell.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

You still got the goods? I could use something right now.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Always; but you still owe me for them other times.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

*Shoves a wad of cash at him* Here. That should cover it.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

That’ll do, man..

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

Hell yeah. Now, you got anything new?

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Depends on what you’re in the mood for.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

Something relaxing would be nice. Work is killing me lately.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Try this stuff. Jus' do it. [He held out a bag]

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Heck.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

What the fuck. What if a child heard you.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Whoa. Am I trippin’ or is it really you, the furniture dude I got high with that one time?

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

Yeah I’m still alive. Physically anyways. Not so much emotionally.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Still relatable as hell.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

You still got the goods? I could use something right now.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Always; but you still owe me for them other times.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

*Shoves a wad of cash at him* Here. That should cover it.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

That’ll do, man..

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

Hell yeah. Now, you got anything new?

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Depends on what you're in the mood for.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Heck.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

What the fuck. What if a child heard you.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Whoa. Am I trippin’ or is it really you, the furniture dude I got high with that one time?

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

Yeah I’m still alive. Physically anyways. Not so much emotionally.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Still relatable as hell.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

You still got the goods? I could use something right now.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Always; but you still owe me for them other times.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

*Shoves a wad of cash at him* Here. That should cover it.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

That'll do, man..

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Heck.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

What the fuck. What if a child heard you.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Whoa. Am I trippin’ or is it really you, the furniture dude I got high with that one time?

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

Yeah I’m still alive. Physically anyways. Not so much emotionally.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Still relatable as hell.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

You still got the goods? I could use something right now.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Always; but you still owe me for them other times.

[ask-detective-younghardt]

Hey

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Shit

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Heck.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

What the fuck. What if a child heard you.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Whoa. Am I trippin’ or is it really you, the furniture dude I got high with that one time?

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

Yeah I’m still alive. Physically anyways. Not so much emotionally.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Still relatable as hell.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

You still got the goods? I could use something right now.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Always; but you still owe me for them other times.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Heck.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

What the fuck. What if a child heard you.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Whoa. Am I trippin’ or is it really you, the furniture dude I got high with that one time?

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

Yeah I’m still alive. Physically anyways. Not so much emotionally.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Still relatable as hell.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Heck.

[ask-spirit-coldhardt]

FUCK

[ask-hitman-mccree]

SHIT

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Heck.

[ask-roomstogo-morrison]

What the fuck. What if a child heard you.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Whoa. Am I trippin' or is it really you, the furniture dude I got high with that one time?

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Heck.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

👄 cheek - infobra

That’s a li'l tamer than some other kisses you’ve given me, sweet cheeks.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Oh, I am well aware of that.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

What’s the occasion?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Real special one called “I felt like giving your dumbass affection.”

[ask-hitman-mccree]

That is a special one.. Hm..