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[ask-hitman-mccree]

👄 cheek - infobra

That’s a li'l tamer than some other kisses you’ve given me, sweet cheeks.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Oh, I am well aware of that.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

What’s the occasion?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Real special one called "I felt like giving your dumbass affection."

[ask-hitman-mccree]

👄 cheek - infobra

That’s a li'l tamer than some other kisses you’ve given me, sweet cheeks.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Oh, I am well aware of that.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

I wanna fuckin’ cheeseburger but I’m too lazy to get my ass offa this couch. Shit.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Huh, guess you can’t come over here and get me then.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Do you have a cheeseburger?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Nope.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Then I ain’t movin’.

[ask-informant-sombra]

I knew you’d say that.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Why can’t I jus’ have it delivered like a pizza?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Because, they don't wanna drive all the way here.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

I wanna fuckin’ cheeseburger but I’m too lazy to get my ass offa this couch. Shit.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Huh, guess you can’t come over here and get me then.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Do you have a cheeseburger?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Nope.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Then I ain’t movin’.

[ask-informant-sombra]

I knew you'd say that.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

I wanna fuckin’ cheeseburger but I’m too lazy to get my ass offa this couch. Shit.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Huh, guess you can’t come over here and get me then.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Do you have a cheeseburger?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Nope.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

I wanna fuckin’ cheeseburger but I’m too lazy to get my ass offa this couch. Shit.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Huh, guess you can't come over here and get me then.

[ask-weaponmasters-genji]

Just a few things to keep in mind.

• I sell weapons. Replica weapons.

• For extra payment, I can get you the real thing. That’s between us.

• If you need someone to get rid of, I accept payment. Cash only.

• I am not your friend. Don’t try.

• If your name is Hanzo Shimada, I will break every single bone in your body, starting with your legs.

@ask-comedian-genji @figure-skater-widowmaker @ask-spirit-dva @ask-mcdonalds-sombra @ask-spirit-ghost-mccree @ask-spirit-wanderer-genji @ask-planetfitness-coldhardt @ask-oceania-cruise-mercy

[ask-informant-sombra]

Oh, I know I’ll be seeing you often.

[ask-weaponmasters-genji]

Yeah? What for?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Oh, you know. Things.

[ask-weaponmasters-genji]

Just a few things to keep in mind.

• I sell weapons. Replica weapons.

• For extra payment, I can get you the real thing. That’s between us.

• If you need someone to get rid of, I accept payment. Cash only.

• I am not your friend. Don’t try.

• If your name is Hanzo Shimada, I will break every single bone in your body, starting with your legs.

@ask-comedian-genji @figure-skater-widowmaker @ask-spirit-dva @ask-mcdonalds-sombra @ask-spirit-ghost-mccree @ask-spirit-wanderer-genji @ask-planetfitness-coldhardt @ask-oceania-cruise-mercy

[ask-informant-sombra]

Oh, I know I'll be seeing you often.

[rpmemesandmusings]

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following:

A funny text

A sad text

A scared text

A late night text

An excited text

A taunting text

An angry text

A frustrated text

A concerned text

A loving text

A confession via text

An accidental text

A wrong number text

A text that wasn’t sent

A text for help

A helpful text

A comforting text

A drunk text

A bad idea text

A rude text

A long text

A one word text

A text asking for advice

A final text

A flirty text

A hyper text

A weird text

A sarcastic text

A heartbreaking text

[ask-hitman-mccree]

💋 - Infobra

💋- To make out with my muse.

—

Haven’t see you in a long time..

[ask-informant-sombra]

Been busy for a while. Did you miss me? 😘

[ask-hitman-mccree]

You know it. Got a li'l lonesome, y'know.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Well, I’m here now. Can’t miss me anymore.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Good. Why don’t ya come n’ sit next to me?

[ask-informant-sombra]

On it, sweetie.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Hmmm… Busy with that whole informant thing, yeah?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Yeah, it gets to be busy occasionally.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

I’m sure. Lots of hidin’; lots of secrets.

[ask-informant-sombra]

I enjoy the job though, so I can't complain.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

💋 - Infobra

💋- To make out with my muse.

—

Haven’t see you in a long time..

[ask-informant-sombra]

Been busy for a while. Did you miss me? 😘

[ask-hitman-mccree]

You know it. Got a li'l lonesome, y'know.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Well, I’m here now. Can’t miss me anymore.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Good. Why don’t ya come n’ sit next to me?

[ask-informant-sombra]

On it, sweetie.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Hmmm… Busy with that whole informant thing, yeah?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Yeah, it gets to be busy occasionally.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

💋 - Infobra

💋- To make out with my muse.

—

Haven’t see you in a long time..

[ask-informant-sombra]

Been busy for a while. Did you miss me? 😘

[ask-hitman-mccree]

You know it. Got a li'l lonesome, y'know.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Well, I’m here now. Can’t miss me anymore.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Good. Why don’t ya come n’ sit next to me?

[ask-informant-sombra]

On it, sweetie.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

💋 - Infobra

💋- To make out with my muse.

—

Haven’t see you in a long time..

[ask-informant-sombra]

Been busy for a while. Did you miss me? 😘

[ask-hitman-mccree]

You know it. Got a li'l lonesome, y'know.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Well, I'm here now. Can't miss me anymore.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

💋 - Infobra

💋- To make out with my muse.

—

Haven’t see you in a long time..

[ask-informant-sombra]

Been busy for a while. Did you miss me? 😘

[ask-informant-sombra]

Do you have a crush?

So nosy, maybe, maybe not.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

i want the k - infobra 😘

10 - Neck Kiss (Spicy 👀)

Oh. ’S you again. @ask-informant-sombra

[ask-informant-sombra]

Yeah, it’s me again. Don’t tell me you’re not happy to see me..!

[ask-hitman-mccree]

What if I was?

[ask-informant-sombra]

If you were happy to see me? I’d be flattered!

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Well, yer lucky I like you.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Weeeeeeell, only very few people don’t like me!

[ask-hitman-mccree]

I wanna believe that. Though, I know what you do.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Yes, but they usually end up dead. Less enemies for me.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Oh– Fair enough, li'l lady. Makes sense to me.

[ask-informant-sombra]

See, not that hard to get.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Pretty n’ tough. What’s there not to like?

[ask-informant-sombra]

I don’t really have any downsides, babe. I’m one hell of a deal.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

I’ll say… [He smirked] That can only make me wonder what else you’re capable of, sugar.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Ohohoho… I’m capable of a lot of stuff.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

I don’t doubt it. What about people? Not jus’ violence n’ secrets. How you deal with that?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Hm? Like just talking?

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Mhm. I’m askin’ on a personal level.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Hm… I’ve never really done that.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

… Really?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Yeah, really.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

That’s surprisin’. Kinda sad.

[ask-informant-sombra]

*She shrugged*

[ask-hitman-mccree]

If someone else asks you that, you need a better answer. I can help with that.

[ask-informant-sombra]

I guess you’re right.. Okay. Help me out.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

[He grew closer and suddenly pulled her against him by her waist]

[ask-informant-sombra]

My my, I guess we are gonna get personal!

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Told you I would. [He smirked] Tilt your head.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Okay. *She tilted her head*

[ask-hitman-mccree]

i want the k - infobra 😘

10 - Neck Kiss (Spicy 👀)

Oh. ’S you again. @ask-informant-sombra

[ask-informant-sombra]

Yeah, it’s me again. Don’t tell me you’re not happy to see me..!

[ask-hitman-mccree]

What if I was?

[ask-informant-sombra]

If you were happy to see me? I’d be flattered!

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Well, yer lucky I like you.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Weeeeeeell, only very few people don’t like me!

[ask-hitman-mccree]

I wanna believe that. Though, I know what you do.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Yes, but they usually end up dead. Less enemies for me.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Oh– Fair enough, li'l lady. Makes sense to me.

[ask-informant-sombra]

See, not that hard to get.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Pretty n’ tough. What’s there not to like?

[ask-informant-sombra]

I don’t really have any downsides, babe. I’m one hell of a deal.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

I’ll say… [He smirked] That can only make me wonder what else you’re capable of, sugar.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Ohohoho… I’m capable of a lot of stuff.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

I don’t doubt it. What about people? Not jus’ violence n’ secrets. How you deal with that?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Hm? Like just talking?

[ask-hitman-mccree]

Mhm. I’m askin’ on a personal level.

[ask-informant-sombra]

Hm… I’ve never really done that.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

… Really?

[ask-informant-sombra]

Yeah, really.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

That’s surprisin’. Kinda sad.

[ask-informant-sombra]

*She shrugged*

[ask-hitman-mccree]

If someone else asks you that, you need a better answer. I can help with that.

[ask-informant-sombra]

I guess you’re right.. Okay. Help me out.

[ask-hitman-mccree]

[He grew closer and suddenly pulled her against him by her waist]

[ask-informant-sombra]

My my, I guess we are gonna get personal!