Ask Ikora Ray The Warlock Vanguard

This tumble blog was created to support vanguard operatives on this website

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Hello guardians and other vanguard operatives

Ive created this blog, upon recommendation by Zavala, to serve as further support vanguard operatives on this website

[ask-the-witch-queen]

Not to be rude but… @askclovisbray damn bitch, you really live like that?

[askclovisbray]

This is you?

I see, I see.

Noted.

[ask-the-witch-queen]

Huh, one of my sources told me that you lived somewhere awfully chilly.

How often do you visit your granddaughter, what, considering she’s essentially right next door?

[ask-banshee44]

I visit her more often than him and I don’t even have a spaceship license anymore

[ask-the-witch-queen]

Yeah, exactly- wait….

[ask-banshee44]

I may or may not have forgot to turn in the landing gear more times than allowed by vanguard standards…

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

The “vanguard standards” are 0 times banshee…

What are you talking about

[ask-the-witch-queen]

Well obviously neither of you are aware of where he’s been. Bet you’d believe me if I told you Banshee visits me often to play dominos.

[ask-banshee44]

I thought we were playing UNO

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

My hidden reported that it was mahjong

[ask-the-witch-queen]

Not to be rude but… @askclovisbray damn bitch, you really live like that?

[askclovisbray]

This is you?

I see, I see.

Noted.

[ask-the-witch-queen]

Huh, one of my sources told me that you lived somewhere awfully chilly.

How often do you visit your granddaughter, what, considering she’s essentially right next door?

[ask-banshee44]

I visit her more often than him and I don’t even have a spaceship license anymore

[ask-the-witch-queen]

Yeah, exactly- wait….

[ask-banshee44]

I may or may not have forgot to turn in the landing gear more times than allowed by vanguard standards…

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

The “vanguard standards” are 0 times banshee…

What are you talking about

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

say Ikora rey out of interest how would you respond if you found another traveler but it looked to be a prototype of the traveler?

Well I would call up Zavala, tell him I need a two months vacation and dip into my secret scented candle stash and return to my private library to shut myself in for two month…

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

… how would you even ?!?

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Cayde was the reason that rune was made

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

How did he pull that off?!?

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Well that’s the problem… he didn’t. But he sure tried…

[ask-hunter-vanguard-crow]

… how would you even ?!?

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Cayde was the reason that rule was made

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Ahh… I still miss cayde after years…

[ask-cayde6-ya-boy]

Hey Ikora !

You wouldn’t believe it but…

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Sometimes it’s like I can still hear his voice

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Ahh… I still miss cayde after years…

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

So @ask-the-witch-queen now that tensions have dropped

Are you still interested in visiting a golden coral and testing out the unlimited lemons

Me and eris would be glad to invite you…

However Immaru has to stay in Zavalas office after calling a guardian bad and naughty words I don’t want to spread after he performed bad in a haunted lost sector so it’s just gonna be us three girls

[ask-war-personified-xivu-arath]

@ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard

Is eris morn on this website perchance ?

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Umm not actively I think ?

[ask-commander-zavala]

Im just going to ask outright

What the hell is chatgpt. I keep seeing it meantioned and I always ask about it and only ever get snarky comments and such

Please enlighten me

[first-ghost-immaru]

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

[askclovisbray]

How very original.

[first-ghost-immaru]

Oh shut up. Don’t talk like your whole schickt is original, Dr. Frankenstein impersonator.

[askclovisbray]

I'm shocked you know what that is. So desperate to fit in for once that you started studying human pop-culture? Pathetic.

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Well eris insisted I lend him some books from my book room so I chose whatever books I had three or more editions of.

I’m surprised he managed to hop back in tumblr since I stacked them specifically in a way to make getting out of the corner Zavala made him “sit” (you know what I mean) extra difficult let alone reaching any electronic devices that allow access of tumblr

[luca-armed-and-neurodivergent]

Help me I am trapped behind a rubicon of books !

Btw I read what a rubicon is and I think it fits BECAUSE IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO EXIT THE CORNER ANYMORE PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Oh right I forgot I locked you in there with him uhh enjoy your reading

[ask-commander-zavala]

Im just going to ask outright

What the hell is chatgpt. I keep seeing it meantioned and I always ask about it and only ever get snarky comments and such

Please enlighten me

[first-ghost-immaru]

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

[askclovisbray]

How very original.

[first-ghost-immaru]

Oh shut up. Don’t talk like your whole schickt is original, Dr. Frankenstein impersonator.

[askclovisbray]

I'm shocked you know what that is. So desperate to fit in for once that you started studying human pop-culture? Pathetic.

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Well eris insisted I lend him some books from my book room so I chose whatever books I had three or more editions of.

I’m surprised he managed to hop back in tumblr since I stacked them specifically in a way to make getting out of the corner Zavala made him “sit” (you know what I mean) extra difficult let alone reaching any electronic devices that allow access of tumblr

[ask-the-upended]

How am I supposed to feed and care for my screeb..without it exploding?

Same as you would a dog but it explodes

[luca-armed-and-neurodivergent]

Explanation unclear Zavalas cat is running up the walls again due to the drug effect

[ask-the-upended]

>:::|

How?

[luca-armed-and-neurodivergent]

I tried to prank him

It exploded

Some of the residue got into scribbles bowl

Im typing this frantically as my last message to mankind before Zavalas find out what happened

[ask-the-upended]

@ask-the-witch-queen should we help them? I mean they did do a little domestic terrorism in the tower for us.

[luca-armed-and-neurodivergent]

I think it’s too late for me

[ask-the-upended]

;;;) have fun!

[ask-commander-zavala]

Oh no mister !

You are NOT getting off Scott free

Get your ass into my office and into the gay baby jail corner !

You may however have the chair because Luca here is going back to the stool after he broke the no messing with scribbles rule

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

ZAVALA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

We talked about this !

You’re not allowed to force people on the stool for more than an hour !

[askclovisbray]

“I’d say this is what you deserve, but I don’t think you’d believe me.” @first-ghost-immaru

Well of course NOT. ÙwÚ

Do you really think I've done anything to deserve a punishment THIS bad? ÙwÛ

Disgusting. ÒwÓ

[first-ghost-immaru]

“It’s not even that bad, hot shot. At least you’re not dead.”

“We could make a deal, though, if you really wanted.”

[askclovisbray]

This is permanently tainting my legacy you rotten grape. ÙwÚ

[first-ghost-immaru]

“Oh, rotten grape, huh? I see how it is. Forget I even offered. Good luck with your UwU curse.”

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Uwu curse ?

Is Clovis a fucking furry ?!

[askclovisbray]

I AM NOT.

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Ha whatchu gonna do ? Vore me ?

…

Ah fuck i just gave myself traumatic flashbacks

[askclovisbray]

system loading...

Servers down : (

Try again later!

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

@ask-banshee44 did you Programm shut him down on accident ?

[askclovisbray]

“I’d say this is what you deserve, but I don’t think you’d believe me.” @first-ghost-immaru

Well of course NOT. ÙwÚ

Do you really think I've done anything to deserve a punishment THIS bad? ÙwÛ

Disgusting. ÒwÓ

[first-ghost-immaru]

“It’s not even that bad, hot shot. At least you’re not dead.”

“We could make a deal, though, if you really wanted.”

[askclovisbray]

This is permanently tainting my legacy you rotten grape. ÙwÚ

[first-ghost-immaru]

“Oh, rotten grape, huh? I see how it is. Forget I even offered. Good luck with your UwU curse.”

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Uwu curse ?

Is Clovis a fucking furry ?!

[askclovisbray]

I AM NOT.

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Ha whatchu gonna do ? Vore me ?

…

Ah fuck i just gave myself traumatic flashbacks

[askclovisbray]

“I’d say this is what you deserve, but I don’t think you’d believe me.” @first-ghost-immaru

Well of course NOT. ÙwÚ

Do you really think I've done anything to deserve a punishment THIS bad? ÙwÛ

Disgusting. ÒwÓ

[first-ghost-immaru]

“It’s not even that bad, hot shot. At least you’re not dead.”

“We could make a deal, though, if you really wanted.”

[askclovisbray]

This is permanently tainting my legacy you rotten grape. ÙwÚ

[first-ghost-immaru]

“Oh, rotten grape, huh? I see how it is. Forget I even offered. Good luck with your UwU curse.”

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Uwu curse ?

Is Clovis a fucking furry ?!

[first-ghost-immaru]

“Hey, hey, keep this to Vanguard lines, you dig me? I wanna be taking up as much space on their lines as I can.”

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

YOU

INTERPRETEUR OF THE WORDS OF DECEIT

TELL ME THIS

Who do I need to kill for one of those snazzy ghosts dude

Lord xivu would be so proud of her champion if I managed to get such a massive powerful

[first-ghost-immaru]

“I don’t think Xivu would be too thrilled if you did end up with a Ghost. Ain’t that going against the Sword Logic you hold so close?”

“Besides, no Ghost would ever want someone as slow and weak as you-“

[ask-war-personified-xivu-arath]

LISTEN HERE YOU GLOWING PIECE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MY GODDAMN BABY BOY LIKE THIS HE IS VERY FUCKING SPECIAL AND HE WOULD DESERVE A THOUSANDS GHOSTS I WILL NOT HAVE YOU DISRESPECT HIM LIKE THIS I MADE THIS BLOG FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF MAKING SURE INFLATED EGO FUCKS LIKE YOU STAY IN THEIR PLACE

[first-ghost-immaru]

“Wow! I never thought Kelgorath of all people would need his God to tell me to fuck off, that’s hilarious.”

[ask-war-personified-xivu-arath]

he did not „need“ me to tell you to fuck yourself

However I will not have my son CHAMPION made fun of by some glowing ball of self infatuation staying alive solely because of an insects worth of leverage

[first-ghost-immaru]

“I’m soooo intimidated. Totally. Absolutely pissing myself with fear right now. Oh, wait, Ghost’s can’t do that.”

“Good luck trying to one up your sister again.”

[ask-war-personified-xivu-arath]

@ask-commander-zavala listen here bluehead i need you to get your guardian to give him a bladder

A weak one

I want to see the little piss ball humiliate himself

[ask-commander-zavala]

… what

…. what

…..What ?

……WHAT THE FUCK

[askclovisbray]

I can make that happen...

I happen to know a few things about augmentation.

[first-ghost-immaru]

“Absolutely not, fuck right off with that. You’d have to find me first-“

[askclovisbray]

Don't you know I have eyes everywhere? There's a little bit of me in everybody little light.

[ask-war-personified-xivu-arath]

Looks like we know who we’re talking about when making a yo mama joke to a ghost

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

Lord xivu you can’t just say things like that !

[ask-war-personified-xivu-arath]

Nothings stopping you from doing the same sweety

[ask-kelgorath-mighty-warrior]

Oh….

Muahahahahahaha

YOURE RIGHT

NOTHING CAN STOP ME

NOTHING CA-

*kelgorath stands up to quick and goes unconscious falling and hitting his head …

and dying

*maybe he should get a little more iron

[ask-war-personified-xivu-arath]

…

Oh he just needs to rest a bit

[first-ghost-immaru]

“Let’s gooooo, win for the Witch Queen-“

[ask-war-personified-xivu-arath]

Don’t make me give my sister another reason to sympathize with Osiris

[first-ghost-immaru]

“Good luck with that!”

[ask-war-personified-xivu-arath]

Listen here

I am going to make you your own throne world

AND THEN SHOVE IT INTO MY SHIPS TRASH INCINERATOR ONCE THE LIGHTBEARERS GET SICK OF YOUR SHIT

[ask-banshee44]

Uhh…

@ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard bad time to make an account ?

[ask-ikora-ray-warlock-vanguard]

Yup