Ask Dr. Insano

I'm SO sorry for interrupting your BLOGGING, everyone… You see, I, Doctor Insano, have decided to INVADE this PATHETIC WEBSITE and claim it as my own! Soon, this whole site will BOW before me! And after THAT...the WORLD! HAHAHAHA!

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How exactly do you plan on ruling the digital world?

By harnessing the power of digital monsters known as Digimon. Metal Greymon will destroy my enemies!

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You know a guy called "Gurio Umino"? He looks kind of like you.

See, that’s the type of mix ups I’m talking about. But I do not know him, though I have been mistaken as a cosplayer of him at conventions.

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Hey Insano, I just wanted to let you know that I think you're awesome. You're like the Doctor Doom or the Joker of the Channel Awesome Universe.

Of course I am, who wouldn’t think that?

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Hey Insano, hope you and your Mun have a great Halloween

We will be sure to, with SCIENCE!

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Hey Insano, have you meet Salior Moon? The Nostalgia Critic claimed you knew her

Not officially. I know of her, but I tend not to travel to Japan, there’s a lot of mix ups there. Apparently my goggles are rather popular there.

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Have you ever met the Joker? If so what did you think of him?

Depends on which one you mean. The original Joker is great, but some of the newer ones have been lackluster.

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How did the rivalry between you and Bibleman begin?

Well, it all started long ago when Bibleman cut the line in front of me at a Long John Silvers... Those were my fish sticks and he stole them! Since then I vowed to destroy Bibleman!

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Hey Insano, what are you doing for Halloween?

Same thing I do every year, try to take over the world! I kid, I’ll probably be taking my son trick or treating.

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Have you ever got a chance to meet Lex Luthor or Edea? - Double Dee (the-three-bizarre-eds)

I have not, but rest assured if I ever did, they would see how a real bad guy takes down their enemies.

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Hey Doctor, you don't seem to be the most reliable narrator. Do you not remember your own past like the Joker? - Double Dee (the-three-bizarre-eds)

I remember it, but there’s been so many versions because of hypertime and everything that it’s hard to discern what’s canon and what’s non-canon any more. 

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What do you think of Spoony? Also are you a split personality or alternate version of Spoony? - Double Dee (the-three-bizarre-eds)

Spoony’s a nice guy. Gives me work, keeps me busy. I myself am an alternate version of Spoony, and also a split personality. It’s confusing but it makes sense in context.

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Hey Insano, have you ever tried going back in time and killing the people who oppose you? - Double Dee (the-three-bizarre-eds)

Of course I have, but time travel is a frigging mess. You go back to stop them, and then more powerful foes take their place. I prefer my current opposition, at least they’re easy to fight.

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Hey Doctor, you remind me if a guy called Eggman, ever heard of him - Double Dee (The-three-bizarre-eds)

That quack? I’m nothing like him! Ask him how it’s going using woodland creature powered robots to steal gems from a hedgehog.

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*licks dr Insano*

Uh... thanks? You know it’s quite rude to go around licking people randomly!

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Hey Doctor, what do you plan on doing when you manage to conquer the world - Double Dee (The-three-bizarre-eds)

I think it’s all pretty well explained in my acceptance speech:

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Excuse me Doctor, but who does inspire you? - Double Dee (The-three-bizarre-eds)

All the mad scientists, Frankenstein, Forrester, Davros, Dr. Evil, etc.

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Hey can you be my science teacher?

I would love to impart my wisdom on the mad scientists of tomorrow! But I’m extremely busy with experiments and whatever matter of madness Spoony has me working on, so I must decline.