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@ask-invincible-united
A live video feed has been set up in a spacious room at the corner of the Vice. In order to keep in touch with their fans (and to maintain their image), Invincible United's finest are now available for answering your questions! Who knows, you might be able to get them into strange shenanigans as well...
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Dooma im in your walls,oil up bbg
"What? What???"
Not a question but I hope Dooma is aware of how pretty/handsome/good looking he is :3 IT IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION IT IS AN OBJECTIVE FACT!!!!
"Well, beauty is never objective. I can't call myself attractive in an objective...." (He's really flustered now. He's fidgeting with his hands and all.) "Haah, alright. Gotta take a compliment for once... I'm very flattered by your words. Thank you very much."
Hey Dingaan I got you your favorite
"Whoa, awesome! Thanks!!! You want a few pieces as well?"
Hey Automatic. *Comes closer* I need to know... *Comes even closer* Who annoys you the most in the team...? (This is a very important question)
"Well, now that's a question that makes me think. Everyone here is annoying in their own right. But if I had to rank them... I'd say Dingaan. He has a very consistent manner of being annoying, you know?"
Guys look its chikawa skarra getting blasted away in a jet pack >:) yes kei drew it😈
(all of them pls,thank u!!)
🎆 "No way, I get to be drawn as a cute little cartoon animal with a BADASS jetpack? Why would I be crying?! That sounds awesome!"
🐊 "Hmm.... Maybe it's so fun you're crying out of happiness? (🎆 "I can't believe I'm saying this, but... you might be right.") "Oh- oohh!!! Can you say that again? I wanna make it my ringtone." (🎆 "Get new material, dingus!")
🌂 "You're both missing the part where it explicitly mentions Skarra getting "blasted off". Would you still be excited if your jetpack joyride wasn't consensual?" (🎆 "You're putting too much thought into this, dude.")
🔁 "Oh, it could be an evil scheme gone wrong too. Kinda like Team Rocket! (🐊 "Who'd be the James to his Jessie?") (🎆 "SINCE WHEN HAVE *I* BEEN JESSIE?!) "Better yet, who would be the Mewtwo in their situation?" (🐈⬛ "That's easy-- Dee, of course!")
☎️ "You four are glossing over the fact that Skarra would never shed a tear in public. Therefore, this drawing is unrealistic. (🎆 "I'm a hamster with a jetpack and THAT'S the part that caught your eye??) (🐊 "Does the sky count as 'public'?") (🌂 "You would also cry in that situation, voluntarily or not.") (🔁 "Can someone kick this guy out") (🐈⬛ "It's called artistic liberty, Vince. Learn to appreciate it sometimes!")
🐈⬛ "I think you're all forgetting that Skarra is deathly afraid of heights." (🎆 "NO, I'M NOT!") (🐊 "You did scream pretty loudly back at the train compound...") (🎆 "Ack- That was-!") "Oh? Did he, now?" (🐊 "Yeah! He clung onto me like he was gonna fall any second now!") (🎆 "Are you trying to embarrass me????????")
what were you guys like in high school?
🎆 "Me? I was the most famous guy at school!" (Infamous, more like. He threw a fist-sized chunk of sodium into a toilet and flushed it. With Shakes in tow.)
🐊 "Oh, I used to be a menace! I was also the only guy who got to see my class graduate 4 times! ...That's, uh- that's all you need to know."
🌂 "I was mostly left to my own devices. No one really shared my interests -or enthusiasm- anyway."
🔁 "I had a pretty tight circle of buddies who absolutely carried me through high school. We've all gone our separate ways by now, but I still call them on their birthdays 'n stuff."
☎️ "Ledige, Mokena and Mashona... Three men against the world." (There's a faint, nostalgic smile on his lips.) "Everything felt within arm's reach back then."
🐈⬛ "I... eugh. I was the class clown, as they say. Please don't ask."
To the team and vince,do yall ever think that kei reeks the "smell" of death sometimes when in the field?
And(question asked together) dingaan like the last question,when like hanging out with Kei(and maybe klaus) do you notice anything about keito that "reeks" of death?
(asked this probably because kei isalways close to death and usually about death)
🎆 "The only smell I get is the smell of sweat. Now *that* is what you call 'reeking of death', yeesh!"
🐊 "...Yeah, I guess I do. Every time. But don't we all?"
🌂 "Hm. To me, it's always been less of a smell and more of a feeling."
🔁 "No? The fuck? I mean I guess he smells like blood sometimes. If that's what you mean."
☎️ "I am not that close to the field, so no, I can't really tell."
I LOVE YOU DINGAAN!!!!!
"AND I LOVE *YOU*, RANDOM ASKER!!!!!"
Vince how mad would you be if your players just started hooking up with each other. Give us a scale
"On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd give them all an 'I did not need these images inside my head'." (He rubs the bridge of his nose.) "Although some of my players have been getting... closer, as of recently, it's none of your business."
i unfortunately have to ask who is the freakiest 👀
🎆 "Dooma."
🐊 "Ska-" (Skarra gives him a *very* threatening look.) "Uh. Hm. Captain." (🌂 "No fair play even against your own team, huh?")
🌂 "Vince, without a doubt. Have you seen that man?" (☎️ "Pray tell, what's wrong with me?") "...You can hear our answers?"
🔁 "Ska-" (Skarra gives him an even more threatening look.) "Eat shit, dude. Skarra's the freakiest and it's not even close."
☎️ "Is this a public humiliation ritual? Bold of you to assume I don't scrutinize my own players like this." (He's thinking about Dooma.)
🐈⬛ "Good freaky or bad freaky? Because that changes my answer by a lot. Anyway, good freaky? Dingaan. Bad freaky? Skarra." (🎆 "What did I ever do to you??") "Oh, nothing! It's just that you and Shakes are... something else."
I’m so hungry I could eat heidi naledi adams..
🎆 "Who?"
🐊 "The... Like, the boxing champion..? *THE* HEIDI NALEDI ADAMS?! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT HER??!!!?? ...Ahah, ahem, can I get an autograph before you do?"
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Auto. I. Want. You.
"At. Least. Show. Yourself. First."
OH TEEEAAAM! thoughts on the loving, humble secondary striker in Iron Tank, Hugo?
🎆 "This guy's a menace when you're against him! Can someone pull that stick out of his ass?!"
🐊 "He looks very friendly, like a bear!!" (🎆 "Bears aren't friendly, meathead!") "Then why is he so friend-shaped??"
🌂 "No comment." (He looks... flustered??)
🔁 "He looks chill, kind of."
☎️ "A dangerous force while he's on the field. I don't know -nor care- how he is outside a game."
If each one of you had one bullet,which Strika are yall shooting
🎆 "Uh. Klaus..?" (🔁 "Woah, I thought you'd say Shakes.") "Are you STUPID? Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND?! WHO'D BE MY ARCHNEMESIS IF SHAKES DIES, DUMBASS?!"
🐊 "...None of them??????????????"
🌂 "Myself." (🐈⬛ "Dude.") "Sorry."
🔁 "Rasta." (🌂"Wow.") "Sorry I'm not as homoerotically involved with him as you are?" (🌂 "Excuse me??") (🎆 "If anything, that's even gayer than NOT shooting him!") "Says you." (🎆 "HEY!")
☎️ "You expect me to shoot Coach, don't you? On the contrary, he is what makes this job so enjoyable to me. Strategically speaking, I would need to shoot Dancing Rasta. Not to kill, but to incapacitate just long enough."
🐈⬛ "I'd shoot anybody who wrongs me! Thankfully, Strikas haven't done anything of the sort yet. (Her smile falters.) ...El Matador. I'd totally shoot El Matador. His presence alone offends me."
to the team and vince, thoughts on keitos cooking?like the few times he brought you guys burgers and cakes?
(yes kei surprisingly cooks extra for the IU team,and canonically keito is a really really great chef and baker🥳)
🎆 "I, uh, I GUESS the burgers weren't so bad."
🐊 "I love his baking! Those cakes were delicious!"
🌂 "It was all quite pleasant, thank you. I hope we can pay you back in a similar manner someday."
🔁 "I-" (🎆 "You have no right to speak here, you ate all the goddamn food!") "Hey! It was good, okay?!" (🐊 "Why'd you put the blame on me, then???!!")
☎️ "The food was very high quality. Had I not noticed a missing slice in the cake made specifically for me, I would have thought it was brought over from a bakery. (🔁 "Ahem- Someone needs to check it for poison, you know..?")
ALSO HAPPY PRIDE!! SEE YOU ON GRINDR /j
🎆 "???HOW DID YOU KNOW????" (🔁 "What?") 🎆 "What?"