knock knock heres Remy! he was outside diederiks door and...hey wait, someone was behind him! but their back was facing the door. "Diederik, its uhm, me! Remy!" Remy called out
Diederik answers the door, smiling a little, a wedding band now on his finger.
"Well hey, kiddo!!"
Remy smiled up to him, nudging whoever was behind him and...oh, that dark web Dirk! He just waved as Remy held out the tin in His hand
"uhm, I was told it was your wedding day so...here! i kinda baked you some stuff!"
"Hey, I helped."
"Oh, yeah! Dirk helped."
"Oh!! Well thanks, kiddo!! That's really thoughtful!"
Remy looked super proud of himself, gesturing for the other to open it up, Dirk huffing out a laugh
"He wants to see your reaction to them. Says they're customized for you guys"
"Well,they are! I spent a bit on making them all Identical cuz ive never made something like these"
He laughs, ruffling up both of the boys hair before opening the container
Remy smiled more, getting a bit embarrassed as the other looked at them, showing he has made them all look like wedding rings! Some were obviously made by dirk, mostly because the frosting was fucked up a bit
"These are amazin! Thank you!"
He just grinned up at him, obviously glad
"happy you like them! oh and, i made sure they dont have anything strawberry...dirk said one of the other dirks told him about that...they all hang out together a lot"
Dirk, knowing Remy couldn't see him, pulled his shades down and Winked. Weird. what did that mean?
Diederik chokes a little. Laughing at Dirk really.
"Well thanks, sweetie!"
Remy, confused, looked to Dirk, who just shrugged, acting innocent
"Dont look at me, Greenie. I ain't done nothing."
"Yeah?"
"Except Egbert, nothing."
Diederik is chuckling, looking really amused.
"...whos egbert?" Remy asked, looking between dirk and diederik
"Related to Jake."
Remy just...looked more confused "the british guy?? whos always wearing like, no pants?"
"What. What do you mean no pants"
"short ass shorts, all the time!! like...ive never seen him in actual pants, except that one time..."
Dirk just was trying to keep himself from breaking out into laughter, covering his laughs with a cough
Coronavirus
Diederik is back to grinning, trying to hide his own laughing.
"...Hey, Rem"
Remy looked up to Dirk "I think Jake has a crush..."
"on who?"
Dirk, knowing exactly what he was doing responded with "Dave" and he just watched as Remy tried so hard not to be upset
"hah...yeah?"
"Yeeeeep."
He raises an eyebrow, looking interested
"dont look at me like that!" Remy said, rolling his eyes as Dirk snorted again "He's not doing anything, shortstack"
"Why d'you seem upset over that?"
"im not upset over anything, jake can like whoever he wants!! i dont care!!"
"Take it ya like Jake? Or.. Maybe Dave?"
at the second one, remy looking away but keeping the scowl on his face
He isolates his other eye brow up, looking more curious
he looked up to him, Shifting around as his face got a bit red
"d-dont look at me like that!!"
"Oh he TOTALLY has a crush on Davey. Won't stop talking about him" Dirk snorted, watching Remy get more embarrassed
"Oh yeah? What type of shit does he say?"
"Always talking about wanting to hang out with him, and do stuff like go to the movies or just have him spend the night...hell, sometimes he'll just say things like 'Dave would like that' or 'i should get that for Dave' when I'm hanging out with him!" While Dirk spoke, Remy just covered his face, getting more embarrassed
"And.. You thought you were 100% straight, how?"
"uh-uh...its platonic!"
Dirk paused, before just...bursting out into laughter
"Mhm. And I ain't married with a couple hundred kids"
"im not lying i swear!!! its platonic!"
Dirk, sighing, took off his shades and pinched the bridge of his nose "Yeah ok whatever you say."
"If ya say so, kiddo"
Dirk just shrugged "Damn kid wont admit he has a crush, too fucking stubborn if you ask me"
"Might be cause of how he was raised too."
"I'll take your word on it. He doesn't talk about anything before the game relating to that. But he DID tell me about his petty crimes."

















