...

14 |:･ﾟ☆| Life sucks |:･ﾟ☆| My voices are shit |:･ﾟ☆| Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine |:･ﾟ☆| I lied I'm dying inside |:･ﾟ☆| I can play the guitar |:･ﾟ☆| you can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness  |:･ﾟ☆| stupid whore  |:･ﾟ☆|

[rebel-in-tartan]

Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?

[trickaprilon]

Wyælcøm tìö mīý kýïtchæėn

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

@ask-casper-leonard-van-patten

[ask-edward-percy-bride]

Me when someone plays with my hair: can you do that for the next 12 years thx

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

he's actually not a piece of shit

oh, yeah, sure, definitely 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

he’s not, my mom tried to say the exact same thing about him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

yeah 

sure 

who the fuck– 

wait, how old are you? i need to at least act like i’m a civilized person 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

jemma

uuh…. 14? i think

but he’s actually a pretty nice guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

hi 

i’m liz. 

ah. so i’m allowed to sometimes say fuck in front of you, got it 

…ah. i get it. 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

hi liz

say fuck all you want

whatever bad shit your mom’s said about him isn’t true

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

know what it’s short for? 

alright, cool. 

i literally just met you like five seconds ago

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

lizzy macguire

yeah, but take it from someone who’s been around him longer

he’s a great guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

no

fucking lizard. 

yeah, sure

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

that’s amazing

he is

he once cried cause his snake got loose and he couldn’t find him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

sure. 

oh, yeah. uh-huh. 

good for him.

doesn’t change the shit he’s done. thank you and good night.

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

what’s he done to you?

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

okay, first of all, why the fuck is that any of your business? 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

i wish to know what lies have been spread about my dad

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

what’s happened isn’t any of your fucking business. 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

you’re right, it’s not

but keep an open mind if you ever meet david

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

yeah. sure. 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

i'll leave you alone now

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

he's actually not a piece of shit

oh, yeah, sure, definitely 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

he’s not, my mom tried to say the exact same thing about him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

yeah 

sure 

who the fuck– 

wait, how old are you? i need to at least act like i’m a civilized person 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

jemma

uuh…. 14? i think

but he’s actually a pretty nice guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

hi 

i’m liz. 

ah. so i’m allowed to sometimes say fuck in front of you, got it 

…ah. i get it. 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

hi liz

say fuck all you want

whatever bad shit your mom’s said about him isn’t true

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

know what it’s short for? 

alright, cool. 

i literally just met you like five seconds ago

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

lizzy macguire

yeah, but take it from someone who’s been around him longer

he’s a great guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

no

fucking lizard. 

yeah, sure

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

that’s amazing

he is

he once cried cause his snake got loose and he couldn’t find him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

sure. 

oh, yeah. uh-huh. 

good for him.

doesn’t change the shit he’s done. thank you and good night.

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

what’s he done to you?

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

okay, first of all, why the fuck is that any of your business? 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

i wish to know what lies have been spread about my dad

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

what’s happened isn’t any of your fucking business. 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

you're right, it's not

but keep an open mind if you ever meet david

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

he's actually not a piece of shit

oh, yeah, sure, definitely 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

he’s not, my mom tried to say the exact same thing about him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

yeah 

sure 

who the fuck– 

wait, how old are you? i need to at least act like i’m a civilized person 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

jemma

uuh…. 14? i think

but he’s actually a pretty nice guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

hi 

i’m liz. 

ah. so i’m allowed to sometimes say fuck in front of you, got it 

…ah. i get it. 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

hi liz

say fuck all you want

whatever bad shit your mom’s said about him isn’t true

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

know what it’s short for? 

alright, cool. 

i literally just met you like five seconds ago

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

lizzy macguire

yeah, but take it from someone who’s been around him longer

he’s a great guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

no

fucking lizard. 

yeah, sure

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

that’s amazing

he is

he once cried cause his snake got loose and he couldn’t find him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

sure. 

oh, yeah. uh-huh. 

good for him.

doesn’t change the shit he’s done. thank you and good night.

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

what’s he done to you?

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

okay, first of all, why the fuck is that any of your business? 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

i wish to know what lies have been spread about my dad

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

he's actually not a piece of shit

oh, yeah, sure, definitely 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

he’s not, my mom tried to say the exact same thing about him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

yeah 

sure 

who the fuck– 

wait, how old are you? i need to at least act like i’m a civilized person 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

jemma

uuh…. 14? i think

but he’s actually a pretty nice guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

hi 

i’m liz. 

ah. so i’m allowed to sometimes say fuck in front of you, got it 

…ah. i get it. 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

hi liz

say fuck all you want

whatever bad shit your mom’s said about him isn’t true

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

know what it’s short for? 

alright, cool. 

i literally just met you like five seconds ago

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

lizzy macguire

yeah, but take it from someone who’s been around him longer

he’s a great guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

no

fucking lizard. 

yeah, sure

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

that’s amazing

he is

he once cried cause his snake got loose and he couldn’t find him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

sure. 

oh, yeah. uh-huh. 

good for him.

doesn’t change the shit he’s done. thank you and good night.

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

what's he done to you?

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

he's actually not a piece of shit

oh, yeah, sure, definitely 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

he’s not, my mom tried to say the exact same thing about him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

yeah 

sure 

who the fuck– 

wait, how old are you? i need to at least act like i’m a civilized person 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

jemma

uuh…. 14? i think

but he’s actually a pretty nice guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

hi 

i’m liz. 

ah. so i’m allowed to sometimes say fuck in front of you, got it 

…ah. i get it. 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

hi liz

say fuck all you want

whatever bad shit your mom’s said about him isn’t true

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

know what it’s short for? 

alright, cool. 

i literally just met you like five seconds ago

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

lizzy macguire

yeah, but take it from someone who’s been around him longer

he’s a great guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

no

fucking lizard. 

yeah, sure

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

that's amazing

he is

he once cried cause his snake got loose and he couldn't find him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

he's actually not a piece of shit

oh, yeah, sure, definitely 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

he’s not, my mom tried to say the exact same thing about him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

yeah 

sure 

who the fuck– 

wait, how old are you? i need to at least act like i’m a civilized person 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

jemma

uuh…. 14? i think

but he’s actually a pretty nice guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

hi 

i’m liz. 

ah. so i’m allowed to sometimes say fuck in front of you, got it 

…ah. i get it. 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

hi liz

say fuck all you want

whatever bad shit your mom’s said about him isn’t true

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

know what it’s short for? 

alright, cool. 

i literally just met you like five seconds ago

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

lizzy macguire

yeah, but take it from someone who's been around him longer

he's a great guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

he's actually not a piece of shit

oh, yeah, sure, definitely 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

he’s not, my mom tried to say the exact same thing about him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

yeah 

sure 

who the fuck– 

wait, how old are you? i need to at least act like i’m a civilized person 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

jemma

uuh…. 14? i think

but he’s actually a pretty nice guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

hi 

i’m liz. 

ah. so i’m allowed to sometimes say fuck in front of you, got it 

…ah. i get it. 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

hi liz

say fuck all you want

whatever bad shit your mom's said about him isn't true

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

he's actually not a piece of shit

oh, yeah, sure, definitely 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

he’s not, my mom tried to say the exact same thing about him

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

yeah 

sure 

who the fuck– 

wait, how old are you? i need to at least act like i’m a civilized person 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

jemma

uuh.... 14? i think

but he's actually a pretty nice guy

[ask-liz-paulson-brailey]

he's actually not a piece of shit

oh, yeah, sure, definitely 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

he's not, my mom tried to say the exact same thing about him

[smadge1]

[livin-like-larry413]

“Cleanse me, Mother”

[princesstigerbelle]

“I am clean now Momther, thank you.”

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

@ask-casper-leonard-van-patten

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

logan has crush

wait what

[ask-logan-van-patten]

What 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

so who is it?

[ask-logan-van-patten]

No One 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

c'mooonnnnnnnnnnnn

[ask-logan-van-patten]

It Is No One Because I Do Not 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

i will lay on top of you

it’s kurt, hhuuuuuuuuhhh?

[ask-logan-van-patten]

Go for it 

I Don’t Like Anyone Jemma 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

Bet

[ask-logan-van-patten]

What? 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

Button

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

logan has crush

wait what

[ask-logan-van-patten]

What 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

so who is it?

[ask-logan-van-patten]

No One 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

c'mooonnnnnnnnnnnn

[ask-logan-van-patten]

It Is No One Because I Do Not 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

i will lay on top of you

it’s kurt, hhuuuuuuuuhhh?

[ask-logan-van-patten]

Go for it 

I Don’t Like Anyone Jemma 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

Bet

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

logan has crush

wait what

[ask-logan-van-patten]

What 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

so who is it?

[ask-logan-van-patten]

No One 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

c'mooonnnnnnnnnnnn

[ask-logan-van-patten]

It Is No One Because I Do Not 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

i will lay on top of you

it's kurt, hhuuuuuuuuhhh?

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

logan has crush

wait what

[ask-logan-van-patten]

What 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

so who is it?

[ask-logan-van-patten]

No One 

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

c'mooonnnnnnnnnnnn

[ask-jemma-van-patten]

yea he really likes that kurt dude

o h

ehehehhe