@ 𝗝𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗘 𝗦𝗧. 𝗝𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗦

Lead of Vocal Adrenaline. Future Tony winner. Documentation of greatness in real time. Try to keep up.

[ask-jesse]

I won’t be wasting my time with an introduction. You already know who I am.

[ask-jesse]

Jesse how does it feel to be desperate for Rachel Berry

Desperate is a funny word choice. I prefer discerning. Rachel Berry isn’t just talented, she’s one of the few people who can actually challenge me, keep up with me. And yes, I like that about her. If noticing that makes me look desperate to you, then you’re misreading the situation.

[kurt-in-style]

Yeah, nobody is misreading this situation, Jesse St. Sucks

[ask-jesse]

Thanks for weighing in, Kurt. I’ll be sure to file that opinion somewhere veery important. (¬_ ´¬ )

[ask-jesse]

I’m gonna ask out Rachel before you can

You can ask her out if you want. Whether she says yes is another matter entirely.

[ask-jesse]

Jesse how does it feel to be desperate for Rachel Berry

Desperate is a funny word choice. I prefer discerning. Rachel Berry isn’t just talented, she’s one of the few people who can actually challenge me, keep up with me. And yes, I like that about her. If noticing that makes me look desperate to you, then you’re misreading the situation.

[ask-jesse]

CAN I TOP YOU PLEASE 🥹✌🏼

Top me? Not a chance. Not now, not ever. (¬_¬) Sending a message like that doesn’t make you bold, it just makes you sound desperate. Just like that Hof.

[ask-jesse]

hey… Jesse have you heard of this cool person.. I think her name is.. hof..? She’s pretty cool.. can I get your opinion on them???? 🥹🥹

Hof?

I'm guessing you mean @hoffrev. Yeah, I’ve heard about her. That ask she sent me... asking "Can I hit?" Honestly, weird. Kinda desperate if I’m being honest.

[ask-jesse]

Jesse—honest question, okay? And I want you to be 100% honest with me.

Am I.. um. well. ugly? Sebastian is making me feel horrible, and.. your opinion matters most to me, I just need to know. Okay? Sorry.

Rachel, listen to me for a second. You’re not ugly. Not even a little. You have presence, the kind that makes people stop paying attention to everything else the second you step into a room. Onstage and off. (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Anyone who says otherwise is just wrong. And honestly, if Sebastian’s making you feel horrible, it’s because people like him enjoy getting under someone’s skin. Don't give him the satisfaction. His opinion doesn’t matter one bit, not to you, and not to me either.

[ask-rach-berry]

In honor of opening night coming up, I thought I’d give a little tease!

[ask-jesse]

JESSE DO U SECRETLY WANT FINN 😳😳

Secretly want him? Haha, no. Finn’s got charm, I’ll give him that. He’s got that whole earnest, all-American thing going on, which is cute. But I’ve got my sights set elsewhere. (⁠  ⁠˘⁠ᴗ ⁠˘) ｡⁠*⁠♡

[ask-rach-berry]

Hi Rachel. A friend of yours (or at least I think he's one of your glee club friends) said you might be a little overwhelmed right now... Figured I’d check in. You doing alright?

I’m.. okay.. maybe a little.? Sorry, this shouldn’t concern you..😓 I appreciate it though, Jesse!

[ask-jesse]

It absolutely concerns me. As your future partner— ...in crime, I don’t take hearing you’re stressed lightly. So, what’s going on?

[ask-rach-berry]

Partner.. in crime..? Well that would make sense for us.! It’s nothing.. catastrophic, just, Smythe, and Anderson. Being.. annoying and telling me things about this guy. Just along with the constant pressure of being perfect..

[ask-jesse]

Wait, hold on. Who’s the guy Smythe and Anderson have been telling you about? Should I know him?

.. And hey, don’t let the idea of being perfect eat at you. Don’t strive to be flawless, Rachel, just focus on being you. That’s always going to be enough, and it’s way more impressive than any checklist of expectations.

[ask-rach-berry]

you’re.. the one they’re talking to me about.?

You make that sound so simple, Jesse. Being “just me” has never worked, but.. hearing it from you is kind of different.

I’ll try. For you at least,

[ask-jesse]

Oh. Well. Of course it was me. I probably should’ve seen that coming.

And Rachel... being “just you” is more than enough. Don’t try to impress me, or anyone else. I like the real you. That’s the Rachel I respect. And the one I can’t wait to see more of. (・‿◠)

[ask-rach-berry]

Hi Rachel. A friend of yours (or at least I think he's one of your glee club friends) said you might be a little overwhelmed right now... Figured I’d check in. You doing alright?

I’m.. okay.. maybe a little.? Sorry, this shouldn’t concern you..😓 I appreciate it though, Jesse!

[ask-jesse]

It absolutely concerns me. As your future partner— ...in crime, I don’t take hearing you’re stressed lightly. So, what’s going on?

[ask-rach-berry]

Partner.. in crime..? Well that would make sense for us.! It’s nothing.. catastrophic, just, Smythe, and Anderson. Being.. annoying and telling me things about this guy. Just along with the constant pressure of being perfect..

[ask-jesse]

Wait, hold on. Who’s the guy Smythe and Anderson have been telling you about? Should I know him?

.. And hey, don’t let the idea of being perfect eat at you. Don’t strive to be flawless, Rachel, just focus on being you. That’s always going to be enough, and it’s way more impressive than any checklist of expectations.

[ask-jesse]

do you like boys

I like confidence, I like style.. I like someone who can hold their own in a duet and in a conversation. If that happens to be a boy, a girl, or anyone else entirely, I’m not complaining.

[ask-jesse]

So I might have told Rachel that you wanna marry her and give her children. Oops

-blaine

That’s... not at all what I told you, Blaine. Where did you even get that?

I mean, sure, she’s incredible, but marrying her and giving her children? I might have thought about it hypothetically, but I did not say that. Not anywhere close.

[ask-rach-berry]

Hi Rachel. A friend of yours (or at least I think he's one of your glee club friends) said you might be a little overwhelmed right now... Figured I’d check in. You doing alright?

I’m.. okay.. maybe a little.? Sorry, this shouldn’t concern you..😓 I appreciate it though, Jesse!

[ask-jesse]

It absolutely concerns me. As your future partner— ...in crime, I don’t take hearing you’re stressed lightly. So, what’s going on?

[ask-jesse]

Ask Berry out already,

Like hurry up, why is it taking you so long?

- @sebastian-smythe-rp-blog

And you are...?

I know what I’m doing. Rachel won’t be waiting forever, and I plan on making my move exactly when I want.

[ask-jesse]

I LOVE YOU.

Well… I love you too, anon. ;) Not that I wasn’t expecting it. Loving a star comes naturally, after all. (⁠  ⁠˘⁠ᴗ ⁠˘)

[blainey-days-rp]

You're on here too, jesse??

[ask-jesse]

Yes, Blaine. I'm on here too. Figured I’d grace this blogosphere after my Twitter got... suspended. Banned. Canceled. Whatever they called it. This website seemed like the better way to keep the people updated on my brilliance anyway.

[blainey-days-rp]

And why were you banned...?

[ask-jesse]

Let’s just say the masses weren’t ready for my honesty. Apparently you can’t politely correct people’s pitch under their performance clips anymore. One minute I’m offering free vocal coaching, the next I’m "violating community standards." Who knew.

But don’t worry. I’ve matured. I now save my critiques for rehearsal rooms and very special occasions.

[blainey-days-rp]

I see. Have I ever told you that you and Rachel are perfect for each other?

[ask-jesse]

Tell me something I don’t know ;)

Now that I think about it, I’d say we’ve established a bit of a bond, haven’t we? Figure I can let you in on a secret... like the fact that I’m planning to ask Rachel out soon. Consider yourself officially in the loop. (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

[ask-jesse]

I LOVE YOU.

Well… I love you too, anon. ;) Not that I wasn’t expecting it. Loving a star comes naturally, after all. (⁠  ⁠˘⁠ᴗ ⁠˘)

[blainey-days-rp]

You're on here too, jesse??

[ask-jesse]

Yes, Blaine. I'm on here too. Figured I’d grace this blogosphere after my Twitter got... suspended. Banned. Canceled. Whatever they called it. This website seemed like the better way to keep the people updated on my brilliance anyway.

[blainey-days-rp]

And why were you banned...?

[ask-jesse]

Let’s just say the masses weren’t ready for my honesty. Apparently you can’t politely correct people’s pitch under their performance clips anymore. One minute I’m offering free vocal coaching, the next I’m "violating community standards." Who knew.

But don’t worry. I’ve matured. I now save my critiques for rehearsal rooms and very special occasions.