Kurt Hummel

The only person in Ohio with a sense of style <33

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Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion~

welcome to my kurt hummel rp blog <3

open to rp with anyone and any ship!

feel free to send asks or DM me!

my tag is #kurt elizabeth enlightens you

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I think @kurt-in-style is planning to torture me, and I think I'm into it

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Oh really?

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You can't tell me that you're going to tie me to a bed and use a knife of me and expect me not to be aroused

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Did I mention that the knife is also bedazzled?

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I think @kurt-in-style is planning to torture me, and I think I'm into it

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Oh really?

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Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

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Exposing my ex-fiance for his weird puppet fetish <3

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I can't handle a breakup right now or ever I want him with me for the rest of my life I want to hold his hand and to bring him tissues when he's sick and make him tea when he's sad and cuddle on the couch watching french movies and to buy him everything he wants and to bring him flowers for every anniversary and cheer for him whenever he succeeds at anything and what if he breaks up with me??? What do I do???? DIE?????

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Oh wow, that's...

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WAIT FUCK-

Kurt please just look away and ignore this please 🙏

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It's kind of hard to ignore it. Do you really mean all that?

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Yes I mean all that now can you please please please ignore it

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Don't tell me what to do, bas

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Little does he know he's about to have the best sex of his life <33

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wh-

What?

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Just hurry up and get to New York so you can beg for my forgiveness

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Little does he know he's about to have the best sex of his life <33

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I can't handle a breakup right now or ever I want him with me for the rest of my life I want to hold his hand and to bring him tissues when he's sick and make him tea when he's sad and cuddle on the couch watching french movies and to buy him everything he wants and to bring him flowers for every anniversary and cheer for him whenever he succeeds at anything and what if he breaks up with me??? What do I do???? DIE?????

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Oh wow, that's...

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WAIT FUCK-

Kurt please just look away and ignore this please 🙏

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It's kind of hard to ignore it. Do you really mean all that?

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Omg being in love is so embarrassing 😭

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Oh, so you're embarrassed to be in a relationship with me now?

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NO NO I LOVE BEING WITH YOU SO MUCH I SWEAR PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME 😭🙏

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No sexting tonight.

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😭😭😭😭 I'm so sorry please don't hate me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Oh my god, I don't hate you, stop being so dramatic

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But you're using your mad tone at me and you won't sext me and even after I apologize you're being mean to me??

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Are you trying to tell me what my emotions are?

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NO!!! NO I'M NOT I SWEAR I'M NOT I'M SO SORRY I'M JUST SCARED AND STUPID PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME!!!!

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The way you're begging is so adorable, honey

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I can't handle a breakup right now or ever I want him with me for the rest of my life I want to hold his hand and to bring him tissues when he's sick and make him tea when he's sad and cuddle on the couch watching french movies and to buy him everything he wants and to bring him flowers for every anniversary and cheer for him whenever he succeeds at anything and what if he breaks up with me??? What do I do???? DIE?????

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Oh wow, that's...

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Omg being in love is so embarrassing 😭

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Oh, so you're embarrassed to be in a relationship with me now?

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NO NO I LOVE BEING WITH YOU SO MUCH I SWEAR PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME 😭🙏

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No sexting tonight.

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😭😭😭😭 I'm so sorry please don't hate me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Oh my god, I don't hate you, stop being so dramatic

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But you're using your mad tone at me and you won't sext me and even after I apologize you're being mean to me??

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Are you trying to tell me what my emotions are?

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Omg being in love is so embarrassing 😭

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Oh, so you're embarrassed to be in a relationship with me now?

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NO NO I LOVE BEING WITH YOU SO MUCH I SWEAR PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME 😭🙏

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No sexting tonight.

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😭😭😭😭 I'm so sorry please don't hate me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Oh my god, I don't hate you, stop being so dramatic

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Omg being in love is so embarrassing 😭

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Oh, so you're embarrassed to be in a relationship with me now?

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NO NO I LOVE BEING WITH YOU SO MUCH I SWEAR PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME 😭🙏

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No sexting tonight.

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Omg being in love is so embarrassing 😭

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Oh, so you're embarrassed to be in a relationship with me now?

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The things I'm gonna do to him the moment he gets here ;)

@kurt-in-style princess how much of a trigger is chocking gonna be for you? Because that neckerchief...

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DAMN

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Don't encourage his antics..

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It's great to know that my future husband will be a dilf

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We're having kids?!?!

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I didn't think you would see this...

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Answer the question Kurt!!

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I mean... I've always imagined myself having kids

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I'm not ready to be pregnant yet!! I need to finish law school at least!!

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Sebastian, honey...

You're not getting pregnant..

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Then??? How???? Babies?????

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I've always wanted to adopt :)

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...oh. never tell anyone about what I said initially

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Oh no, I missclicked..

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Okay rude princess

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That's ironic coming from you