Introduction.
I am Captain Simcoe of his Majesty's Royal Army, currently serving in Setauket, Long Island.
Please, do not hesitate to send me your inquiries or sentiments.
- Captain J. Graves Simcoe
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Introduction.
I am Captain Simcoe of his Majesty's Royal Army, currently serving in Setauket, Long Island.
Please, do not hesitate to send me your inquiries or sentiments.
- Captain J. Graves Simcoe
is this your favorite kind of chip, jraves graves simcoe?
That seems a very specific choice. What are you getting at?
- Capt. Simcoe
get it? because you're being ruffled?
I see. Hah. Hah. Very funny.
*ruffle ruffle*
Stop!
*He makes a face thats clearly meant to look threatening.... but it's failing at giving that impression.
- Capt. Simcoe
is this your favorite kind of chip, jraves graves simcoe?
That seems a very specific choice. What are you getting at?
- Capt. Simcoe
would you kiss this fish to turn him back into a prince ....... yes or no .... :3
If he's particularly dashing....
Who would turn a prince into a fish?
- Capt. Simcoe
maybe sugar would help cam feel better ... that works sometimes right ........
also am I still not allowed a nibble of them 🥺
I don’t have any sugar currently. Perhaps I'll ask someone for some.
No. You cannot bite them ever.
- Capt. Simcoe
no please ginger Simcoe come to siberia. it's real hot here just the right temperature for ginger simcoes
Hmm... you tempt me... I suppose if I find myself in the area or with the opportunity to be, I will visit.
- Capt. Simcoe
Mr snickerdoodle am I nothingburger or am I awesome sauce 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
What do those words mean..
You are "awesome sauce".
- Capt. Simcoe
*There was a knock at the door of Cam's temporary room, before the door was hesitantly opened. In the small crack (since he'd been courteous enough not to open it fully), Cam could see a certain officer peeking through.
Pardon me, but I heard you weren't.. well. I thought I might see how you were.
- Capt. Simcoe
Cam blinked, half-heartedly wiping at their eyes as if it would help them hide the fact they were crying, sniffling as they tried to push their hair out of their face. If the nightmare hadn't stuck to their brain as well as it did, they might've felt more guilty.
You didn't need to bother, I'm— I'm fine. I'll be fine.
The claim of being alright was starting to feel a bit overdone at this point, a choked back sob turning into a hiccup that shook their body as they tried to hide their face from the man behind the door.
You don't seem to be. Generally, fine people don't refuse help at all times, nor do they act so melancholically.
Simcoe walked into the room, cracking the door behind him, and approaching Cam—not too closely, though. He looked worried, maybe even a little sad. Or pitying.
Now, if you wish to say it.... what caused this? I hope it wasn't that bastard Cypress again?
They didn't seem too impressed with his rebuttal, though it made plenty of sense, which might've been the reason why they didn't particularly appreciate it. They stopped hiding their face to look at his own, their eyes still damp with lingering tears as they kept trying to pull themself together even though at this point the captain most likely knew they had been crying.
I just.. I had a nightmare.
They felt stupid after saying it out loud. Weeping like a baby over a nightmare? And telling that to the guy who's probably seen worse than they ever would? If not for the fact they were still trying to recover from their breakdown, they might've felt even more stupid.
I— it was whatever, it— it's nothing. It was nothing. I'm just, being stupid..
Choking back a sob that threatened to escape their throat, they went back to trying to hide their face, with more shame seeming to weigh down their shoulders as they did so.
It hardly sounds like nothing—
Simcoe abandoned what ever worry he had about just bursting into their room quickly, as he strode to the edge of their bed and sat down on it.
You must know, as I'm sure you're intelligent, dreams have much more of an effect on people than usually thought.
It's certainly not stupid to feel strongly about it.
*There was a knock at the door of Cam's temporary room, before the door was hesitantly opened. In the small crack (since he'd been courteous enough not to open it fully), Cam could see a certain officer peeking through.
Pardon me, but I heard you weren't.. well. I thought I might see how you were.
- Capt. Simcoe
Cam blinked, half-heartedly wiping at their eyes as if it would help them hide the fact they were crying, sniffling as they tried to push their hair out of their face. If the nightmare hadn't stuck to their brain as well as it did, they might've felt more guilty.
You didn't need to bother, I'm— I'm fine. I'll be fine.
The claim of being alright was starting to feel a bit overdone at this point, a choked back sob turning into a hiccup that shook their body as they tried to hide their face from the man behind the door.
You don't seem to be. Generally, fine people don't refuse help at all times, nor do they act so melancholically.
Simcoe walked into the room, cracking the door behind him, and approaching Cam—not too closely, though. He looked worried, maybe even a little sad. Or pitying.
Now, if you wish to say it.... what caused this? I hope it wasn't that bastard Cypress again?
please go to siberia it's a perfect place for ginger simcoes
I fear it would be far too cold for me.
How is it perfect for me?
- Capt. Simcoe
Mr snickerdoodle you should totally read what I posted on ao3 !!!!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86158206
also b proud of me bc for some reason I had to type that by hand bc my browser doesn't let me copy and paste stuff !!!!!!
(side note: already mentioned this on the fic itself but it is heavier than I originally intended it to be so it's fine if you decide not to read it ❤️🩹)
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You wrote about me and my (child?) friend dying. I can't say I'm very happy about it.
Your writing is good, though. I am proud.
- Capt. Simcoe
do you think Cam would let me eat them ... if they can bake maybe they taste good too ..... and they're like crying rn or something I don't think they'd notice if I took a nibble ....... do you think they would let me eat them ...............
I would not let you eat them. It's very rude to do that.
- Capt. Simcoe
damn 😢😢😢😢 not even just a little nibble ....... 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Not even a single nibble. You can't do that.
Would you like it if I bit you? ... Don't tell me.
do you think Cam would let me eat them ... if they can bake maybe they taste good too ..... and they're like crying rn or something I don't think they'd notice if I took a nibble ....... do you think they would let me eat them ...............
I would not let you eat them. It's very rude to do that.
- Capt. Simcoe
woe ... non-binary teenager be upon you .........
I would never throw Cam!
.. If I could, I would throw them at people.
- Capt. Simcoe
I've found a very nice website on the internet. "Ao3."
- Capt. Simcoe
this is you but with glitter ↓
- Capt. Simcoe