Requests are Open!

Hello hello! Please read the Info, Rules, and Fandom List before sending in your requests. They will be delivered as soon as they possibly can be.

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Info, Rules, and Fandom List

Hello there! My name’s Hollow, a 25 year old writer and collector of various stories of the self-insert kind. This right here is a blog dedicated to getting the stories you want, delivered right here to your doorstep. Or just posted here for everybody to see, mainly in the form of headcanons, imagines, drabbles, or oneshots.

Just read the rules and fandom list, then drop your request off in the inbox. I’ll make sure your request is filled as soon as possible, but please do be patient as sometimes life just happens (or the thing known as the Inbox Glitch just gets hungry and decides to devour your request). Have a lovely day, and it was nice meeting you!

Rules 

I Will not write:

Smut (I am willing to imply things happened, but I will not write out the act itself)

Anything romantic between a minor and an adult (platonic relationships however are a-okay)

Incest, including stepcest (adoptive family members are still family)

Self Aware Aus (Just a personal preference, I have a hard time wrapping my head around them and I like my fourth wall right where it is).

Please be polite and patient. This is a blog made for fun where we are all simping over fictional characters, and we’re all just here to have a good time not a rough one.

Please don’t send in any requests in when requests are closed. If you’re wondering why a request may be taking a while/think the creature known as the Inbox Glitch may have eaten it, feel free to message me privately and I’ll respond as soon as I possible can.

Any dark or sensitive topics will be tagged properly, but if I miss a tag feel free to let me know so I can fix it.

I have a five character limit for each request, mainly because there’s so many characters in a couple of these fandoms that if I don’t put a limit I’ll suddenly have to write for a dozen of them at the same time.

If you have any questions about something, feel free to ask me. I don’t bite unless I have to.

Fandom List

Genshin Impact

Fate Series

Twisted Wonderland

Elden Ring

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I get ready to emerge from my lurking cocoon because I've finally got more time to write now, and uh...

The dev behind one of my favorite skyrim mods is following me for some reason.

[noritaro]

yeah uh... don't do this :)

[skydepot]

as a fanfic writer! who has a few semi-abandoned fics! if you do this i will personally bite you with my teeth. you are disrespecting art and the love people put into their work by pretending that an AI can even compare to it

[largishcat]

great way to convince your favorite authors to delete their abandoned wips instead of leaving them up for people to still be able to read :/

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I would like you all to take a moment to imagine a sleep deprived still new mom Diana grabbing an enemy mage who tried to cause trouble in her house during the Holy Grail War by the collar, getting right in their face, and whispering "I don't care what bullshit you're here to spew, if you wake that baby up they're going to have to bury you in a soup can."

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Do you have any headcanons on the various Vlad’s?

...How many Vlads are we talking?

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So fun ask fun for the normal world au for Celeste what does she do for work?

She's a nurse at the local pediatrics clinic! It's a lot of work, but it's work that she loves.

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Any headcanons for best foreigner Yang Guifei?

I'm gonna apologize ahead of time if these come out bad. Even after digging through the wiki for more stuff on her, I still know next to nothing.

Yang Guifei

While her childish personality can cause people to believe that she's not the brightest of the bunch, she's a lot more intelligent than people realize.

If you have anything lychee-flavored that you want to keep for yourself, hide it. Hide it in a place only you would ever think to look. She will find it, she will eat it. She pouts and apologizes everytime, but she will do it again. Your lychee is never safe.

She's one of the few servants who would be 100% okay with things staying purely platonic with her master. She'll still love her master, but she'd much rather you be happy and comfortable than forcing yourself to be in a relationship with her.

Compliment her about something other than her beauty. Watch her melt. Tell her that you love her music, or that you have fun hanging out with her, and she will be completely flustered.

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Hey!! Hope you have fun in your new fandom!! Also any headcanons for uhhh Mandricardo Orr Dantes?

I'll go with Dantes since I'm more familiar with him

Dantes

While he enjoys his coffee black, he won't give his master too much flak if they like putting things in their coffee. Just don't expect him to be standing in a line at Starbucks anytime soon.

Dantes takes care of problems silently before his master is even aware of them. You're about to run out of juice? Suddenly there's a brand new bottle in the fridge. The garden gate is starting to squeak? Not anymore. Someone's contemplating robbing you in an alley? I think you get the idea.

If you just need a quiet moment where no one really bugs you but someone's still nearby to just...vibe with you, he's the perfect servant to have around. You two could either be right next to each other or on other sides of the room doing your own things, and there will only be a comfortable silence.

Please, don't call him Edmond. He'd prefer that you just call him Dantes or maybe even a nickname you gave him. Just not Edmond. That name's off-limits.

If he falls for his master, he may never confess. He believes that even if you do return his feelings, he doesn't deserve your love. It'll take a lot to convince him otherwise.

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Gonna be posting a couple of requests in the morning. I'll see y'all then!

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Got another porn bot in my inbox, but I'm not publishing that ask because I'm not going to expose y'all to unwanted nude gifs.

Instead have the gif I wanted to leave as a reply.

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Requests are Open!!

Please read the info and rules before requesting (because if I receive one more horny ask I'm just gonna respond to it with a gif of Bumblebee getting bonked instead of deleting it and moving on). I'm willing to write for:

Genshin Impact

Twisted Wonderland

Fate Series

Elden Ring

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Hollow Screwed Up

So uh...I was cleaning out some old files on my computer, and ended accidentally deleting the old Fate Requests screenshots.

To make up for this, I'll be opening the requests for Fate again. Hell, this might get y'all to start talking to me again.

I'm also going to be adding a new fandom officially to the list. It'll be of an odd one out compared to the others. Just give me five minutes to update things and get a new requests open post up.

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sup so I'm thinking of getting into twisted wonderland any tips?

Remember two things:

It's not a dating sim as much as all of us simp over the characters.

It's a combination of a card collecting RPG and rhythm game.

As long as you keep those two things in mind, you're good as golden.

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I broke...

I bought a Welkin Moon.

I'm not a whale, but I can no longer call myself F2P.

The need to steal that hat and have that oni was too strong.

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Hoyoverse is seriously testing my ability to stay F2P by having Wanderer's and Itto's banners out at the same time...

I must stay strong, for the sake of my wallet!

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I know Celeste isn’t the main focus of the blog right now but I’m deathly curious like against my better judgment to know what yandere Celeste is like

Sorry anon, the yandere stuff was only for the Halloween event.

The only potential exception to this is the part 2 to selkie Rook that I'm debating on posting.