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@ask-jhudson
Introduction
Agent Jason Hudson
born in Washington, March 26th
ex 101st Airborne Div during Korean War, I can fly anything - no exceptions
6'0", bald, scarred and married
easily annoyed, easily done with your bullshit, insults are like breathing air....who said I've gotta behave anyways?
selective truths only
@ask-jhudson
Next time I'll put this hair remover cream in your shampoo Duckling, I fucking swear.
Have you ever heard of Pitbull? Follow up question, is he your cooler twin?
He's actually my alter ego I use when you lot get on my nerves. I drop some fucking good songs to vent off before going back to my hellish life as a CIA operative.
Does this mean I have you to thank for the absolute masterpiece that is the lyric "this biggity boy's a diggity dog"?
Exactly. You better be fucking grateful for me gracing you with this absolute beauty.
You can't see me, but I'm kissing the ground at your feet.
My most trusted fan, I thank you kindly for your appreciation.
Are you grateful enough to do my paperwork for me...
Heh, nice try. Get a fucking move on or I'll bring you more.
At least I tried...
Well, earned yourself a fucking good noodle star I guess.
Have you ever heard of Pitbull? Follow up question, is he your cooler twin?
He's actually my alter ego I use when you lot get on my nerves. I drop some fucking good songs to vent off before going back to my hellish life as a CIA operative.
Does this mean I have you to thank for the absolute masterpiece that is the lyric "this biggity boy's a diggity dog"?
Exactly. You better be fucking grateful for me gracing you with this absolute beauty.
You can't see me, but I'm kissing the ground at your feet.
My most trusted fan, I thank you kindly for your appreciation.
Are you grateful enough to do my paperwork for me...
Heh, nice try. Get a fucking move on or I'll bring you more.
Have you ever heard of Pitbull? Follow up question, is he your cooler twin?
He's actually my alter ego I use when you lot get on my nerves. I drop some fucking good songs to vent off before going back to my hellish life as a CIA operative.
Does this mean I have you to thank for the absolute masterpiece that is the lyric "this biggity boy's a diggity dog"?
Exactly. You better be fucking grateful for me gracing you with this absolute beauty.
You can't see me, but I'm kissing the ground at your feet.
My most trusted fan, I thank you kindly for your appreciation.
Have you ever heard of Pitbull? Follow up question, is he your cooler twin?
He's actually my alter ego I use when you lot get on my nerves. I drop some fucking good songs to vent off before going back to my hellish life as a CIA operative.
Does this mean I have you to thank for the absolute masterpiece that is the lyric "this biggity boy's a diggity dog"?
Exactly. You better be fucking grateful for me gracing you with this absolute beauty.
Have you ever heard of Pitbull? Follow up question, is he your cooler twin?
He's actually my alter ego I use when you lot get on my nerves. I drop some fucking good songs to vent off before going back to my hellish life as a CIA operative.
What's a ghost favorite kind of shoes? Booots!
Just a joke to cheer up your day
That's, for once, one that actually made me snort in amusement. Congrats kid, you made me crack a smile.
Handing out virtual hugs around the ask blogs cause maybe someone needs it (even behind the screen)
HUGS HUDS👨🏻🦲👨🏻🦲👨🏻🦲👨🏻🦲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅
Thanks kid, appreciate it. Just don't let it turn into a habit, aight? I'm not a cuddly guy.
Hi *cutely eats your sunglasses*
What in the god fucking forsaken shit hole are you doing?
I wanna kill someone SO MUCH right now.
Yes, @ask-sarahhudson this is about you.
ON PRIDE MONTH?????
On pride month?...
What?? She's annoying me! Control your kid.
Need a reminder that this is your sister?
You're saying like it isn't normal for siblings to fight.
I'm saying this like a man who's seen his house be completely trashed by two girls fighting...
in my defense?
That does not count Sarah. You're too old for that shit.
You say im a child and cant swear but I cant say that im just a girl???? bullshit
Mind your fucking tone with me or I will treat you like a child again.
Yes, Sir. Sorry
Stop fucking calling me Sir!
I wanna kill someone SO MUCH right now.
Yes, @ask-sarahhudson this is about you.
ON PRIDE MONTH?????
On pride month?...
What?? She's annoying me! Control your kid.
Need a reminder that this is your sister?
You're saying like it isn't normal for siblings to fight.
I'm saying this like a man who's seen his house be completely trashed by two girls fighting...
in my defense?
That does not count Sarah. You're too old for that shit.
You say im a child and cant swear but I cant say that im just a girl???? bullshit
Mind your fucking tone with me or I will treat you like a child again.
I wanna kill someone SO MUCH right now.
Yes, @ask-sarahhudson this is about you.
ON PRIDE MONTH?????
On pride month?...
What?? She's annoying me! Control your kid.
Need a reminder that this is your sister?
You're saying like it isn't normal for siblings to fight.
I'm saying this like a man who's seen his house be completely trashed by two girls fighting...
in my defense?
That does not count Sarah. You're too old for that shit.
I wanna kill someone SO MUCH right now.
Yes, @ask-sarahhudson this is about you.
ON PRIDE MONTH?????
On pride month?...
What?? She's annoying me! Control your kid.
Need a reminder that this is your sister?
You're saying like it isn't normal for siblings to fight.
I'm saying this like a man who's seen his house be completely trashed by two girls fighting...
I wanna kill someone SO MUCH right now.
Yes, @ask-sarahhudson this is about you.
ON PRIDE MONTH?????
On pride month?...
What?? She's annoying me! Control your kid.
Need a reminder that this is your sister?
I wanna kill someone SO MUCH right now.
Yes, @ask-sarahhudson this is about you.
ON PRIDE MONTH?????
On pride month?...
Very much curious on why my son likes you so much. Trying to also get a son for yourself, Jason? I'm afraid he already has a father, but I'll let it slide because he (inexplicably) genuinely seems to like you.
-@ask-cnel-lawrence
Heh, never thought about getting a son, Lawrence. I've always wanted daughters to begin with.
Your son's doing great, good kid, all I did was show him around a bit and explain some shit. Guess the fella thinks I'm not a fucked up close to retirement old man.
I know I can take your word for it. Still, I'm sort jealous of that bond you got, and I mean that positively. I'm not sure what you did, but if he thinks you're not ready to retire, maybe you aren't.
Oh please don't start this...I'm fucking done with this job. All I wanna do is retire and leave that job to the younger ones. They're gonna be fine. Duckling is gonna be fine. They're a great kid, trying their best to be better. Just listen to them once, sit down together and have an honest talk.
That's all they need, comfort and a father that's right there with them.
