John laurens

✨️IM BACKK✨️ ||36|| just here tbh || rp satire || I wanted to be included in this blog I like lol || half ghost/zombie||

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Yall must've really went to town in the sheets

Yall got 10 kids lol

John blushes.

"shut up.."

[ask-john-laruens]

I should pick up my sketch book, i haven't drawn in a while 😅

[ask-chubby-hamilton]

John woke up slowly, stretching his limbs before sitting up in bed. He yawned before looking over at Alexander's spot on the bed, only to find it empty. He sighed and rubbed his eyes before getting out of bed, looking around to see if he could find where Alexander had gone. He looked over ìn the closet, only to find Alex's shoes and jacket were gone.

💭Ah, so he's outside. Where's my phone..?💭

John walked over to the nightstand, now seeing that Alex's phone was gone too, further solidifying his belief. He took his phone off the charger and unlocked it before calling Alexander.

Calling...

My Alexander 🥰

Alexander was outside on a run when he felt his phone buzzing in his pocket. He stopped and sat on a nearby bench, wiping his face with his shirt before pulling out his phone.

Johnny 💋 is calling...

He picked up the call, putting his phone to his ear.

"H- hey, Hun. What's up..?"

He asked through light pants for breath.

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"Where are you? And why do you sound out of breath?"

[ask-john-laruens]

what's ur opinion on Jefferson?

-🌟

"I don't hate him, but i don't like him either. He's a pompous jerk and walks like everyone else is beneath him-"

John pauses before his grow a bit red.

"Okay, maybe I hate him more than I realize.."

He crosses his arms.

[ask-chubby-hamilton]

John held Alexander from behind, his hands trailing down to his belly, giving it a gentle squeeze. His face was buried into his neck, breathing in Alex's scent, a mix of something sweet and a natural musk.

Alexander felt John snake up behind him, but did nothing to stop him. He felt John's hands on his belly and his cheeks darkened slightly, his cold hands a sharp contrast to his own warmth. They were both standing in front of the mirror in their room, Alexander was about change out of his (very tight) pajamas.

"Hi, John.."

He said softly, opening his neck a bit so John could be more comfortable. Even after all this time, Alexander was still surprised by the things his husband did—and that he even liked him—his actions never failing to catch him off guard, if only for a few moments.

"You're... cuddly this morning.."

[ask-john-laruens]

"You weren't in bed..."

John mumbled into Alexander's neck, his breath tickling his skin. He gave his belly another gentle squeeze before kissing his neck.

"I got worried..."

[ask-john-laruens]

i want your boyfriend

everyone wants your boyfriend

all the boys and girls want your boyfriend

"Alexander belongs to me and me only! You anons are always trying to win him over...!"

*He crosses his arms in a huff.*

[ask-john-laruens]

i ate your children

No? My children are fine.

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// IM BACK BITCHES! YALL THOUGHT I WAS GONE FOREVER!?

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What doing on pride??

"Going to a pride parade tomorrow. I'm bringing stickers!"

[ask-john-laruens]

Hello, John :D hiii

Uhmmm.... *hands him a bird*

Hope you like it?

John stares at the bird before smiling softly, gently taking the bird in his hands, letting it walk around in his palms.

"Thank you, Anon. It's very adorable."

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I don't really know how to take care of a corpse man, but I'll try my best!

-🍫 (choco)

"I'm so cold..."

John mumbled. Despite being underneath his blanket, his body couldn't regulate heat anymore.

[ask-john-laruens]

Are you okay johnny?

John let out a loud sneeze. He was curled up in bed with the blankets over his head, trembling in pain. He didn't want the kids to see him in this state, so he had sent them home to Alexander. He groaned.

"No..."

[ask-john-laruens]

*Poof!*

UNDEAD FORM + SICK FOR 7 DAYS!

(I will never forgive what you did!)

"Wait-"

John quickly transforms, the food he had been eating coming back up as his body and insides rot, throwing it up along with some blood.

A large stab wound appears on his torso, and his right eye pops out of its socket, the nerves hanging from the empty hole.

"Why...?"

He mumbles, his body shaking in pain. He had just gotten used to being human again, and it hurt to revert to his old form.

[ask-john-laruens]

Do you have a celebrity crush?

(I know celebrities didn't exist in 1700's but I couldn't stop myself from asking that)

"Bad Bunny's pretty good looking, and if I were into girls, it'd be Keyshia Cole."

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[ask-john-laruens]

Hi john hi hi hiii!!!!! Hihiii!!!!

"Hello, Anon." He chuckles, blushing a bit at their excitement.

[ask-john-laruens]

*gives arm*

Here, zombie boy :)

Don't ask where I got it ;)

"Uhm- thanks..." He mumbles.

He takes the arm and stares at it, unable to help the saliva that fills his mouth.