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[ask-john-ward-archived]

Uh how does this work

Hello! My name is John Thomas Ward, but you may call me Father John.

I am here to answer all your questions about me or my friends

I don't know much about the internet so i will try my best to answer your questions

Hello! I am the owner of this blog, you may call me as "The Creator" or Amie.

There aren't many rules on this blog but the few rules that do apply here are:

Do not send any 4th wall breaking asks (ex. Do you know you're in a game, etc.)

Keep it SFW (light NSFW jokes are fine)

Before you send an ask, please remember that:

If you want to speak to me (the owner) please specify by putting "🌼" in front of your ask.

Nothing in this blog is canon.

If you want your ask to be replied with a text post, put "✏️" in front of your ask.

John may act a bit out of character.

Oh and I follow and like from @grapejuicesby-vamps (keeping the name for memories)

[ask-paper-johnward]

• Alright, Let's Answer These •

Asks are OPEN

Introduction:

Hi, my name is Pierre and the owner of @ask-john-ward. This is my own AU and is set in its own timeline.

Info:

Rules:

1. No breaking the fourth wall ("Do you know you're in a game?").

2. NSFW questions are allowed, but it will not be drawn.

3. Asks will be answered on Weekdays but asks are open all week long.

4. You can ask to other characters and their info + ref sheet will be added after it is asked.

5. More rules will be added along the way, if the rules get too long it will be moved to another post.

Main story/lore (Coming Soon)

Character info

Please be patient with your asks, I am a minor still in school and still have exams, thank you!

Promo Tag List (please tell me if you want to be removed): @zzoupz @ask-johnward @ask-garymiller @vatican-unapproved-boy @thosepossessedteenagers @aluskidooyoucantoo

[ask-john-ward-archived]

New blog here!!

Go follow this one while this blog goes archived

[ask-john-ward-archived]

OOC I guess

so i forgot i had a tumblr acc. I'm tempted to remake this blog on a new acc but i don't know if people will still like that. Lmk if you want a new john ward ask blog

[ask-john-ward-archived]

OOC //

This blog is NOT abandoned, I've just been very busy. But since break is coming up, I've decided to come back here

[gelatinous-stars]

CAN I GET A PROMO????

Hello hello hello!!! I've been wanting to make an ask blog for my ocs for a very long time and I'm finally committing to it. As you can see, my digital art sucks ass, so,, I'll be doing this traditionally and or slight digital doodles

Again

I DONT KNOW DIGITAL ART

I'm going to post a photo of my ocs together soon, till then, their names are

Love [REDACTED]

Max Elegard

Suzi Henderson

Kevin Saturn

Bella Sydney

I'll tag some people in hopes of getting a promo, I don't know much about the ask[insert character] community so yeah

@ask-john-ward @ask-amy-martin @askcomediancup @ask-chef-teruteru @askcupsandcasinos @askbaldinow

I really hope this follows through and I hope everyone has a fun time here!!

[ask-john-ward-archived]

OOC //

Hello, Creator here. Unfortunately I seem to be quite busy for now and the near future, please be patient as I am currently busy with school projects.

For now, asks will be pushed till further notice. Sorry for the inconvenience.

-Creator

[johnward47]

Hey Father! I finished your cherry pie- Wait, this is the wrong John... But if you're John, and theres another John (@/ask-john-ward ), then which one is the real one?! How do we tell them apart?! Wouldnt this be chaos?!

im OBVIOUSLY the real one... look at this

this is all the proof you need 😎

[ask-john-ward-archived]

Wait.. WHAT? I'M THE REAL ONE!!

[6garymiller9]

dont give them ideas

[ask-john-ward-archived]

That is a great idea, maybe I should start doing that

[carbo-ships]

what digital art software do you primarily use

procreate

paint tool sai

clip studio paint

adobe software

corel software

gimp

fire alpaca

rebelle

something else (reply/tags)

Voting ended onMar 11, 2023

[ask-john-ward-archived]

i'm not sure/i was kinda confused on it too, sorry-

Oh it's alright! I am only cunthng actual asks not RP by reblogging from other accounts. Sorry if I caused ay confusion^^ -Creator

[ask-john-ward-archived]

i think it's been more than 5 asks (referring to the demon thing)

Wait... has it? I'm pretty sure it only has been 3 or 4. I'm pretty sure reblogs from other blogs don't count..? -Creator

[6garymiller9]

Bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites yo-

~A John fictive.

omg stawppp it

BITES YIU BACK BAKT BARK BARK BEBRBWBWHGRGEGEGEGGA ARGGEGR BITES YOU BITING YOU RGRGRGGRGE

[respiratorysystem]

BITING YOU HARDER BITING YOU HARDER BITING YOU HARDER BITING YOU HARDER BARK RUFF RAWR.

~John Ward.

[6garymiller9]

BITING YOU HARDEST!!!!! GRGRGRG ABRK BARK BARK RUFH RHRHRUF RUFH RUFH WBWBR IM BTING YOU HARDEST IM BITE YOU YARD3WT EATING YOU EATING YOU

[ask-john-ward-archived]

What the HELL is happening,I AM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE

[6garymiller9]

im gonna bite you too go back to SLEEP

[respiratorysystem]

Would it be unlawful to bite myself.

[ask-amy-martin]

yes??? what is happening here.

[ask-john-ward-archived]

AMY I AM TRYING TO SLEEP, PLEASE SEND HELP

[6garymiller9]

Bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites yo-

~A John fictive.

omg stawppp it

BITES YIU BACK BAKT BARK BARK BEBRBWBWHGRGEGEGEGGA ARGGEGR BITES YOU BITING YOU RGRGRGGRGE

[respiratorysystem]

BITING YOU HARDER BITING YOU HARDER BITING YOU HARDER BITING YOU HARDER BARK RUFF RAWR.

~John Ward.

[6garymiller9]

BITING YOU HARDEST!!!!! GRGRGRG ABRK BARK BARK RUFH RHRHRUF RUFH RUFH WBWBR IM BTING YOU HARDEST IM BITE YOU YARD3WT EATING YOU EATING YOU

[ask-john-ward-archived]

What the HELL is happening,I AM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE

[6garymiller9]

what’s ur favorite blood type

whatever the fuck the twink has going on

[ask-john-ward-archived]

It's B positive. Also I am NOT a twink

[ask-amy-martin]

hellloooo ammmyyy :]

@ask-michael-davies

oh hello. you are the one in the woods, yeah?

[ask-michael-davies]

yes!! i found an abandoned thingy on the road and now I can talk to others! it was getting lonely without the other guy around!

[ask-amy-martin]

john? has he visited the forest lately? nevermind, how're you doing? actually- i think i should get your name.

[ask-john-ward-archived]

Been planning to go back to the forest. It's boring getting almost killed over and over again

[6garymiller9]

me when when when when when TWO john wards

woah mama

[ask-john-ward-archived]

Gary are you high, do you need help

[6garymiller9]

no it's hi how are you

[ask-john-ward-archived]

DO I NEED TO CALL THE AMBULANCE??? YOU SEEM TOO HIGH OR DRUNK TO FUNCTION

[6garymiller9]

i would be arrested the second i set foot into the ambulance but you could totally call me

[ask-john-ward-archived]

I am literally talking to you, why would I need to call you

[6garymiller9]

holy shit you are aren't you, that's crazy!! whats up shawty

[ask-john-ward-archived]

For the love of god, are.you.ok

[6garymiller9]

I HATE GOD!!! i am okay though i think.. maybe

[ask-john-ward-archived]

Good good, up for a date later? Perhaps dinner?

[6garymiller9]

uh UH UH emergency escape route!!!! @ask-amy-martin

[ask-amy-martin]

oh damn dude i got you

[ask-john-ward-archived]

What, did he just get sent back to hell because of a date request

[6garymiller9]

Why do you call John "Babygirl" and not "John"?

invite me to the wedding if you get married, I will bring things for the sweet table

cause he's my babygirl, duh

also THERE'S A WEDDING? AND NO ONE TOLD ME?

[ask-john-ward-archived]

There's a wedding? When?? Why did no one tell me??