Ask Electra's Dynamite Truck

I am Joule, Electra's DYNAMITE truck. Ask me anything, I have no secrets from you!

[the-diesel-engine]

Hey @ask-electra … if your sparkly ass ain’t too busy, why don’t you come roll over for a visit? Feel my muscle, if ya know what I mean?   

[ask-electra]

Ooooh, Greaseball…!~ is that an invitation..? 😏💙

[the-diesel-engine]

Pretty sure that’s what I was askin’… unless you’re too tired from doing whatever (or whoever) it is you do all day. 😏

[ask-electra]

*His self-satisfied smirk slowly breaks into a grin* Don’t go anywhere~ ⚡️💙 *He pushes Joule off his lap and gets to his wheels, heading for the door.* I’ll be back. Late.

*Minutes later he arrives at the diesel’s shed, looking a little sparkler than usual.*

[ask-joule]

*lands on the floor* 

Ah! What the f--! 

[ask-purse]

M!A Purse is pregnant from the component of your choice

¿¿¿Estoy embarazada??? Mierda… How am I going to tell the others?

[ask-joule]

Hm? Tell us what, chéri? 

[ask-purse]

*throws positive pregnancy test out the window* NOTHING. Nothing at all, mi mariposita. :) :) :)

[ask-joule]

Are you sure everything’s okay? You look…. different. 

[ask-purse]

¡ABsoLUteMENte! *kisses Joule on the cheek* ¡Estamos MUY bien! …Quise decir “estoy.” Solo uno de mi. Sí.

[ask-joule]

.... Okay! :D Must be your new face cream, you look absolutely radiant, mon chéri. Almost... glowing. 

[ask-purse]

M!A Purse is pregnant from the component of your choice

¿¿¿Estoy embarazada??? Mierda… How am I going to tell the others?

[ask-joule]

Hm? Tell us what, chéri? 

[ask-purse]

*throws positive pregnancy test out the window* NOTHING. Nothing at all, mi mariposita. :) :) :)

[ask-joule]

Are you sure everything’s okay? You look.... different. 

[ask-purse]

M!A Purse is pregnant from the component of your choice

¿¿¿Estoy embarazada??? Mierda… How am I going to tell the others?

[ask-joule]

Hm? Tell us what, chéri? 

[ask-joule]

Oh gosh! I know we never talked much, but you're way too cute as a snake! - ask-becca-the-caboose

*slithers up to @ask-becca-the-caboose and gives her a big friendly snake hug*

[ask-joule]

*hops over to Joule-snake and opens his big mouth* I do like you! -Potoo-Stan

*panics at @stan-theobnoxiouskiddyride and opens mouth wider*

[stan-theobnoxiouskiddyride]

*hops around excitedly* Wide mouth buddies!

[ask-joule]

*slowly closes mouth, confused but intrigued by the excited little bird-monster. It’s kind of ugly cute.*

[ask-joule]

How do you like being a ball python?

*loves it*

[ask-joule]

*hops over to Joule-snake and opens his big mouth* I do like you! -Potoo-Stan

*panics at @stan-theobnoxiouskiddyride and opens mouth wider*

[ask-greaseball]

If you could have any ANIMAL pet, what would you have?

Not a snake that is for sure. Not sorry @ask-joule .

Popping Peepers - 4/5

[ask-joule]

*swallows @ask-greaseball whole*

[ask-volta]

@ask-joule

…

❤️

[ask-joule]

*slithers lovingly to @ask-volta*

[ask-volta]

Stop looking so precious. Please I am dying. I may show emotion. Please stop.

[ask-joule]

*cuteness intensifies*

[ask-joule]

Aw, look at you! Ball Pythons are so cute! *gently boops your snoot* Boop!

*giggles in snake*

[ask-volta]

@ask-joule

…

❤️

[ask-joule]

*slithers lovingly to @ask-volta*

[ask-joule]

m!a Joule is a ball python for 4 asks

*slithers sexily* Heeey, I could get used to this! 

[ask-purse]

¡Oh, dios! *jumps on the counter*

[ask-electra]

*He walks in and sees snake-Joule, then smiles and picks her up, allowing her to rest over his shoulders like a feather boa*

What’s wrong, @ask-purse? Afraid of snakes?~

[ask-purse]

*glares at @ask-electra* I wasn’t expecting it- her. :|

[ask-joule]

*spots Purse, slithers down from Electra’s shoulders and wraps around Purse’s leg*

[ask-purse]

*tenses up* Aaahh…good Joule serpente.

[ask-joule]

*slithers higher, wrapping around Purse’s waist, looking adorable*

[ask-joule]

m!a Joule is a ball python for 4 asks

*slithers sexily* Heeey, I could get used to this! 

[ask-purse]

¡Oh, dios! *jumps on the counter*

[ask-electra]

*He walks in and sees snake-Joule, then smiles and picks her up, allowing her to rest over his shoulders like a feather boa*

What’s wrong, @ask-purse? Afraid of snakes?~

[ask-purse]

*glares at @ask-electra* I wasn’t expecting it- her. :|

[ask-joule]

*spots Purse, slithers down from Electra’s shoulders and wraps around Purse’s leg*

[ask-joule]

If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?

THE SUN 

[ask-wrench]

Joule, dear.. We’ve been over this. You’ll die.

[ask-joule]

No, I got it figured out! I’ll go at night so it’s not as hot.

[ask-joule]

m!a Joule is a ball python for 4 asks

*slithers sexily* Heeey, I could get used to this! 

[ask-purse]

¡Oh, dios! *jumps on the counter*

[ask-electra]

*He walks in and sees snake-Joule, then smiles and picks her up, allowing her to rest over his shoulders like a feather boa*

What’s wrong, @ask-purse? Afraid of snakes?~

[ask-joule]

*cuddles up to Electra’s neck in a happy little python ball*

[ask-volta]

Has anyone seen Joule? Oh a snake… When did you get a snake Electra?… Surely you could not have got it in the half an hour it took me to shower..

[ask-electra]

Hmm. Volta, Joule. Joule- *He pauses to gently lift the python’s head with one finger, pointing her vaguely in Volta’s direction in an introductory fashion.* -Volta.

[ask-joule]

*sticks her tongue out seductively at Volta*

[ask-joule]

m!a Joule is a ball python for 4 asks

*slithers sexily* Heeey, I could get used to this! 

[ask-purse]

¡Oh, dios! *jumps on the counter*

[ask-electra]

*He walks in and sees snake-Joule, then smiles and picks her up, allowing her to rest over his shoulders like a feather boa*

What’s wrong, @ask-purse? Afraid of snakes?~

[ask-joule]

*cuddles up to Electra’s neck in a happy little python ball*