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Stares at the”new” Greaseball

You come into my house, steal my man, and call him by the nickname I gave him???

C E A S E

Oh, please. I can handle both.

Mhmmmmm. Sure. I’m not offended. Or jealous. Pssshhhh.

#i know i am joking do not worry 😂

Stares at the”new” Greaseball

You come into my house, steal my man, and call him by the nickname I gave him???

C E A S E

Closet or dresser?

Closet. What dummy calls it a dresser?

It IS a dresser, actually. You use one to get dressed, not to get ‘clossed’, surely? …Wait. *He makes an error message noise* Oh. Clothes. Clotheset. Closet. Right. Hmmph. ⚡️

My point exactly.

Oh, shut up. You’re not smart. ⚡️

Says the dummy who calls it a dresser... *he smirks*

Closet or dresser?

Closet. What dummy calls it a dresser?

It IS a dresser, actually. You use one to get dressed, not to get ‘clossed’, surely? …Wait. *He makes an error message noise* Oh. Clothes. Clotheset. Closet. Right. Hmmph. ⚡️

My point exactly.

Closet or dresser?

Closet. What dummy calls it a dresser?

What do you think of humans, and how do you feel about them?

Humans? Stupid little things but they amuse me greatly so it works out ;)

*ahem* I'm sorry to bother you sir, but I believe there is a problem. You see, it is a proven fact that steam engines are nearly twice as strong as diesel engines.

Anyone who thinks Rusty or his lot are even remotely cool do not deserve to speak to me.

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*sings* Little red caboose. Little red caboose. Little red caboose has killed a train -a train. Blood stains on his back. Pulls wrecks down the Track. Little red caboose has killed a train. -Stan

*standing drenched in blood* What??…

…no….

..

*slips knife behind his back*

Me and Dinah were just having a sausage fest! With… ketchup…

What type sausage fest? ;)

Your favourite personality trait of Greaseball's?

His ass. Oh, sorry, did you say *personality* trait?

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……he has a personality??…..

I am mindblown.

I never said that... *He snorts. A joke at Greaseball’s expense is always funny.*

Shut up. At least I have bigger muscles than you Caboose and a bigger di-

what did charity do to u

Are you fucking illiterate or something

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Oh, now what, bitch?

Interact with me one more time and I’ll get you electrocuted.

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How are you going to do that?

I know a train.

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Sure you do.

She does. But that doesn’t mean I’m doing shit. I answer to nobody. *He looks high-strung and sulky today*

This bitch thinks thAT RUSTY ISN’T THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD PLEASE PUNISH HER

Pearl, this is most unlike you. *He looks smug.* Also, she’s right. He’s not.

This bitch right here, *he points at Electra* knows his shit Pearl. Be afraid.

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I'm a human, I guess? If you wanted to hang out with me for a while, that's cool? - 💐 (identify me in asks by the flowers!)

huMAN?!!?

Oh yikes… Uh, yeah?

What’s your name? I’m Pearl!!!!

Zinnia. Now, you said you.. ‘wanted’ a human? That’s kind of scary for us…

NICE TO MEET YOU ZINNIA! Of course I want a human! They’re so nice! Want to be my human?

Eh, what the heck, how bad could it be?

I HAVE A HUMAN!!! I HAVE A HUMAN!!!

Oh heck

LET’S DO HUMAN THINGS TOGETHER!!!!!!! (except for human jobs they suck)

(I mean you aren’t wrong)

Human stuff? I mean, I was kind of curious about some of the other train-folks about? They seem pretty odd but okay… ish

Have you met anyone else yet?

Nuh-uh!

Well, what kind of trains do you like?

Well, I mean, I hang about the railway a ton so I’ve seen a lot? A lot of the engines seem loud and a bit scary, so maybe… uh, maybe stick with coaches?

Sure!!! @ask-buffy-the-buffet-car @ask-dinah @ask-ashley-the-smoking-car MEET MY HUMAN

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Pearl, what have you done now?

I GOT A HUMAN!!!!!

*shrugs* That is what she did!

I’M GONNA SHOW HER SOME TRAIN THINGS!!!!

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What train things darling~? *chuckles and blows a puff of smoke into her direction*

I’M INTRODUCING HER TO ALL THE TRAINS

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Well, human, I’m Buffy, pleaded to meet you.

*she coughs slightly from the smoke* Hi, I’m Zinnia- it’s nice to meet you!

sO YOU MET THEM LET’S MEET ALL THE TRAINS

woahwoahwoahwoah WOAH. All of them?

I mean, you are my human, you should meet everyone, even the trains I don’t like.

Who do you not like?

Electra, CB, you…

I know the first and last one are not true. But CB. Man Pearl that is a bit harsh. He is like dating your boyfriend as well you know. I am not sure Rusty would like that attitude.

I'm a human, I guess? If you wanted to hang out with me for a while, that's cool? - 💐 (identify me in asks by the flowers!)

huMAN?!!?

Oh yikes… Uh, yeah?

What’s your name? I’m Pearl!!!!

Zinnia. Now, you said you.. ‘wanted’ a human? That’s kind of scary for us…

NICE TO MEET YOU ZINNIA! Of course I want a human! They’re so nice! Want to be my human?

Eh, what the heck, how bad could it be?

I HAVE A HUMAN!!! I HAVE A HUMAN!!!

Oh heck

LET’S DO HUMAN THINGS TOGETHER!!!!!!! (except for human jobs they suck)

(I mean you aren’t wrong)

Human stuff? I mean, I was kind of curious about some of the other train-folks about? They seem pretty odd but okay… ish

Have you met anyone else yet?

Nuh-uh!

Well, what kind of trains do you like?

Well, I mean, I hang about the railway a ton so I’ve seen a lot? A lot of the engines seem loud and a bit scary, so maybe… uh, maybe stick with coaches?

Sure!!! @ask-buffy-the-buffet-car @ask-dinah @ask-ashley-the-smoking-car MEET MY HUMAN

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Pearl, what have you done now?

I GOT A HUMAN!!!!!

*shrugs* That is what she did!

I’M GONNA SHOW HER SOME TRAIN THINGS!!!!

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What train things darling~? *chuckles and blows a puff of smoke into her direction*

I’M INTRODUCING HER TO ALL THE TRAINS

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Well, human, I’m Buffy, pleaded to meet you.

*she coughs slightly from the smoke* Hi, I’m Zinnia- it’s nice to meet you!

sO YOU MET THEM LET’S MEET ALL THE TRAINS

woahwoahwoahwoah WOAH. All of them?

I mean, you are my human, you should meet everyone, even the trains I don’t like.

Who do you not like?

rules: tag 9 people you want to know better or just because you feel like it.

tagged by @andystorm333

relationship status: Sistle and ready to whistle

favorite color: The color of CB’s asscheeks

lipstick or chapstick: Asscheeks

book i’m reading: Homer’s The Odyssey

last song i listened to: He Whistled At Me (Reprise)

last movie i watched: The Greatest Showman

top 3 tv shows: Dr. Phil, Finding Bigfoot, Keeping Up with the Kardashians

top 3 bands: AC/DC, The Jonas Brothers, and rubber bands

I nominate @exdraghunt

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*blows…..a kiss for @dick-whistle *

*he sighs* You big slut you.

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@ask-greaseball

I AM NOT YOUR MOM.

I HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR MOM.

I HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM SINCE LAST YEAR.

LEAVE.

NOW.

stan-theobnoxiouskiddyride

If you do not leave I will not go search for your “mom”. He will not return.

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@ask-greaseball

I AM NOT YOUR MOM.

I HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR MOM.

I HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM SINCE LAST YEAR.

LEAVE.

NOW.

*screamns at Greaseball* -Potoo-Stan

*screams back at him* WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?

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