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so like whats the deal with u and roosevelt…

Excuse me?

I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking about.

notthesodaa

we all know

…I don’t know what you’re referring to.

so like whats the deal with u and roosevelt…

Excuse me?

I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking about.

hey did u have a thing with pulitzer

(a what with Pulitzer??? I’m stupid :P)

My daughter.

Where is she?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

(sorry to start another rp but i had a good idea that i was gonna forget)

Oh, Mr. Pulitzer! Come in!

Enough with the pleasentries.

Where. Is. Katherine.

My goodness, I was hoping we could make up for the horrific first impressions from our last meeting.

After all, our daughters are getting married!

You can’t be happy about that, can you?!

Oh dear. This will be harder than I thought.

Have some babka. It’s chocolate!

Just answer the question!

You cannot honestly think that…what they’re doing is in any way appropriate! They’re two women, for God’s sake!

Oh, I agree. Sarah’s not even nineteen yet, they’re far too young.

Are you having babka or not?

No, I’m not!

And I don’t see how you’re not more concerned about their…condition! They’re both women, it’s illegal, it’s unnatural.

Oh, wait, it’s because they’re women. Do you not care about whatever your workers have going on? Bunsen and Seitz?

Excuse me?

They’re coworkers.

…Whatever you say. Challah bread?

#true #that does lower my odds of getting with this other guy in theater though 😞

No.

And it’s not because they’re women! It’s just…unnatural!

And even worse than them being…together, they’re not even married and they’re considering a child!

My daughter.

Where is she?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

(sorry to start another rp but i had a good idea that i was gonna forget)

Oh, Mr. Pulitzer! Come in!

Enough with the pleasentries.

Where. Is. Katherine.

My goodness, I was hoping we could make up for the horrific first impressions from our last meeting.

After all, our daughters are getting married!

You can’t be happy about that, can you?!

Oh dear. This will be harder than I thought.

Have some babka. It’s chocolate!

Just answer the question!

You cannot honestly think that…what they’re doing is in any way appropriate! They’re two women, for God’s sake!

Oh, I agree. Sarah’s not even nineteen yet, they’re far too young.

Are you having babka or not?

No, I’m not!

And I don’t see how you’re not more concerned about their…condition! They’re both women, it’s illegal, it’s unnatural.

Oh, wait, it’s because they’re women. Do you not care about whatever your workers have going on? Bunsen and Seitz?

#real #im 90% sure the guy who played Bunsen in my production is a homosexual

Excuse me?

They’re coworkers.

My daughter.

Where is she?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

(sorry to start another rp but i had a good idea that i was gonna forget)

Oh, Mr. Pulitzer! Come in!

Enough with the pleasentries.

Where. Is. Katherine.

My goodness, I was hoping we could make up for the horrific first impressions from our last meeting.

After all, our daughters are getting married!

You can’t be happy about that, can you?!

Oh dear. This will be harder than I thought.

Have some babka. It’s chocolate!

Just answer the question!

You cannot honestly think that…what they’re doing is in any way appropriate! They’re two women, for God’s sake!

Oh, I agree. Sarah’s not even nineteen yet, they’re far too young.

Are you having babka or not?

No, I’m not!

And I don’t see how you’re not more concerned about their…condition! They’re both women, it’s illegal, it’s unnatural.

My daughter.

Where is she?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

(sorry to start another rp but i had a good idea that i was gonna forget)

Oh, Mr. Pulitzer! Come in!

Enough with the pleasentries.

Where. Is. Katherine.

My goodness, I was hoping we could make up for the horrific first impressions from our last meeting.

After all, our daughters are getting married!

You can’t be happy about that, can you?!

Oh dear. This will be harder than I thought.

Have some babka. It’s chocolate!

Just answer the question!

You cannot honestly think that…what they’re doing is in any way appropriate! They’re two women, for God’s sake!

My daughter.

Where is she?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

(sorry to start another rp but i had a good idea that i was gonna forget)

Oh, Mr. Pulitzer! Come in!

Enough with the pleasentries.

Where. Is. Katherine.

My goodness, I was hoping we could make up for the horrific first impressions from our last meeting.

After all, our daughters are getting married!

You can’t be happy about that, can you?!

My daughter.

Where is she?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

(sorry to start another rp but i had a good idea that i was gonna forget)

Oh, Mr. Pulitzer! Come in!

Enough with the pleasentries.

Where. Is. Katherine.

Where’s my daughter?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

get.

Oh, NO!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

WHERE. IS. KATHERINE.

i have a broom.

GET OUT.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING TO TAKE LIGHTLY?

I CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE! TAKE ME TO MY DAUGHTER!

GET OUT OR I’LL STICK THIS BROOM UP YOUR SORRY LITTLE NOSE!

YOU INSOLENT LITTLE-

…listen. How about we make a deal?

um, EW.

OUT.

No, I’M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY DAU-

*cue Pulitzer seeing the dresses and being absolutely horrified.*

What are THOSE?!

i had an order to make two wedding dresses. i work in sewing, you know? it’s a hard business.

I don’t believe you.

Tell me THE TRUTH.

that is the truth. are you accusing me of lying?

get out.

Accusing you?

Hardly.

You’re not marrying my daughter. I’ll report you to the authorities.

you wouldn’t dare report that your daughter’s a queer.

“EXTRA EXTRA: katherine pulitzer, daughter of newspaperman joseph pulitzer, is a homosexual!”

hearst would have you tarred and feathered.

I-

…call off the engagement immediately.

Or else everything will get so much worse for Katherine.

…i don’t have any choice, do i.

No, you don’t.

may i have a week? just for her to recover from her injuries?

you broke her arm.

She’ll be fine on her own. She’s independent.

Now tell her it’s over. Now.

Two days or nothing.

…fine.

But you must let Katherine think this is your decision. I had no part in this, understood?

Where’s my daughter?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

get.

Oh, NO!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

WHERE. IS. KATHERINE.

i have a broom.

GET OUT.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING TO TAKE LIGHTLY?

I CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE! TAKE ME TO MY DAUGHTER!

GET OUT OR I’LL STICK THIS BROOM UP YOUR SORRY LITTLE NOSE!

YOU INSOLENT LITTLE-

…listen. How about we make a deal?

um, EW.

OUT.

No, I’M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY DAU-

*cue Pulitzer seeing the dresses and being absolutely horrified.*

What are THOSE?!

i had an order to make two wedding dresses. i work in sewing, you know? it’s a hard business.

I don’t believe you.

Tell me THE TRUTH.

that is the truth. are you accusing me of lying?

get out.

Accusing you?

Hardly.

You’re not marrying my daughter. I’ll report you to the authorities.

you wouldn’t dare report that your daughter’s a queer.

“EXTRA EXTRA: katherine pulitzer, daughter of newspaperman joseph pulitzer, is a homosexual!”

hearst would have you tarred and feathered.

I-

…call off the engagement immediately.

Or else everything will get so much worse for Katherine.

…i don’t have any choice, do i.

No, you don’t.

may i have a week? just for her to recover from her injuries?

you broke her arm.

She’ll be fine on her own. She’s independent.

Now tell her it’s over. Now.

Where’s my daughter?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

get.

Oh, NO!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

WHERE. IS. KATHERINE.

i have a broom.

GET OUT.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING TO TAKE LIGHTLY?

I CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE! TAKE ME TO MY DAUGHTER!

GET OUT OR I’LL STICK THIS BROOM UP YOUR SORRY LITTLE NOSE!

YOU INSOLENT LITTLE-

…listen. How about we make a deal?

um, EW.

OUT.

No, I’M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY DAU-

*cue Pulitzer seeing the dresses and being absolutely horrified.*

What are THOSE?!

i had an order to make two wedding dresses. i work in sewing, you know? it’s a hard business.

I don’t believe you.

Tell me THE TRUTH.

that is the truth. are you accusing me of lying?

get out.

Accusing you?

Hardly.

You’re not marrying my daughter. I’ll report you to the authorities.

you wouldn’t dare report that your daughter’s a queer.

“EXTRA EXTRA: katherine pulitzer, daughter of newspaperman joseph pulitzer, is a homosexual!”

hearst would have you tarred and feathered.

I-

…call off the engagement immediately.

Or else everything will get so much worse for Katherine.

…i don’t have any choice, do i.

No, you don’t.

Where’s my daughter?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

get.

Oh, NO!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

WHERE. IS. KATHERINE.

i have a broom.

GET OUT.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING TO TAKE LIGHTLY?

I CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE! TAKE ME TO MY DAUGHTER!

GET OUT OR I’LL STICK THIS BROOM UP YOUR SORRY LITTLE NOSE!

YOU INSOLENT LITTLE-

…listen. How about we make a deal?

um, EW.

OUT.

No, I’M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY DAU-

*cue Pulitzer seeing the dresses and being absolutely horrified.*

What are THOSE?!

i had an order to make two wedding dresses. i work in sewing, you know? it’s a hard business.

I don’t believe you.

Tell me THE TRUTH.

that is the truth. are you accusing me of lying?

get out.

Accusing you?

Hardly.

You’re not marrying my daughter. I’ll report you to the authorities.

you wouldn’t dare report that your daughter’s a queer.

“EXTRA EXTRA: katherine pulitzer, daughter of newspaperman joseph pulitzer, is a homosexual!”

hearst would have you tarred and feathered.

I-

…call off the engagement immediately.

Or else everything will get so much worse for Katherine.

Where’s my daughter?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

get.

Oh, NO!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

WHERE. IS. KATHERINE.

i have a broom.

GET OUT.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING TO TAKE LIGHTLY?

I CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE! TAKE ME TO MY DAUGHTER!

GET OUT OR I’LL STICK THIS BROOM UP YOUR SORRY LITTLE NOSE!

YOU INSOLENT LITTLE-

…listen. How about we make a deal?

um, EW.

OUT.

No, I’M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY DAU-

*cue Pulitzer seeing the dresses and being absolutely horrified.*

What are THOSE?!

i had an order to make two wedding dresses. i work in sewing, you know? it’s a hard business.

I don’t believe you.

Tell me THE TRUTH.

that is the truth. are you accusing me of lying?

get out.

Accusing you?

Hardly.

You’re not marrying my daughter. I’ll report you to the authorities.

Where’s my daughter?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

get.

Oh, NO!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

WHERE. IS. KATHERINE.

i have a broom.

GET OUT.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING TO TAKE LIGHTLY?

I CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE! TAKE ME TO MY DAUGHTER!

GET OUT OR I’LL STICK THIS BROOM UP YOUR SORRY LITTLE NOSE!

YOU INSOLENT LITTLE-

…listen. How about we make a deal?

um, EW.

OUT.

No, I’M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY DAU-

*cue Pulitzer seeing the dresses and being absolutely horrified.*

What are THOSE?!

i had an order to make two wedding dresses. i work in sewing, you know? it’s a hard business.

I don’t believe you.

Tell me THE TRUTH.

Where’s my daughter?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

get.

Oh, NO!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

WHERE. IS. KATHERINE.

i have a broom.

GET OUT.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING TO TAKE LIGHTLY?

I CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE! TAKE ME TO MY DAUGHTER!

GET OUT OR I’LL STICK THIS BROOM UP YOUR SORRY LITTLE NOSE!

YOU INSOLENT LITTLE-

…listen. How about we make a deal?

um, EW.

OUT.

No, I’M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY DAU-

*cue Pulitzer seeing the dresses and being absolutely horrified.*

What are THOSE?!

Where’s my daughter?!

(@ask-jpulitzer)

get.

Oh, NO!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

WHERE. IS. KATHERINE.

i have a broom.

GET OUT.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOMETHING TO TAKE LIGHTLY?

I CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE! TAKE ME TO MY DAUGHTER!

GET OUT OR I’LL STICK THIS BROOM UP YOUR SORRY LITTLE NOSE!