the truth about the moon

an ask acc for the one and only sarah jacobs! run by @notthesodaa

[ask-sarahj]

introo!

Sarah here! The one and only :)

/ooc

this acc is affilated with

@ask-mushy-meyers

@askkspotconlon

@askjackk

@hydraulicssystem

@ask-race

@ask-michaels-ghost

@askdaveyj

@askcrutchy

@askbumlets

@askdeckfrombrooklyn

@asklesj

@askkidblink

@ask-snitch

@askoscardelancey

apologies for the asks! and yes ik theres more but i cant remember EVERYONE

run by @notthesodaa aka race and michael’s ghost

THIS IS A 92 RP!

ask jack to join!

owner is a minor. nothing nsfw. please. i beg of you. nothing.

also owner is not jewish! ik sarah is tho :)

[theunknownpoetssociety]

sarah calls katherine "kitty" send post.

[askkatherine]

Sarah is carefully sewing a onesie for Luna.

d’ya think this’ll fit ‘er?

(timeskip to post-acquiring the kidsies)

(@ask-sarahj)

I’m sure it will, you’ve spent enough time staring at her that I’m sure you know her size relative to anything and everything.

Kath laughed to herself.

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah smiles.

we’re just so lucky.

She finishes sewing.

there!

[sleep-gummies]

can I see, darling? you know I love your sewing.

Kath turns away from her typewriter and leans her chair backwards in order to peek over Sarah’s shoulder.

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah holds it up.

i’d better pitch something like this to my foreman someday!

[askkatherine]

oh, darling, it’s gorgeous! she’ll absolutely love it.

and, yes, you better.

[ask-sarahj]

i shall, then.

She picks up a crying Oliver.

hush, dear.

[askkatherine]

he’s crying again?

She walked nervously over to Oliver and Sarah.

is he okay? why does he cry so much? what if it’s normal and something’s wrong with Luna because she doesn’t cry as much?? Oh, god-

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah laughs.

no, darlin’! he’s fine, it’s normal. les cried so much as a baby, to be frank i’m surprised luna doesn’t cry much.

[askkatherine]

Kath sighs.

i know they’re fine, it’s just…i already love them so much, I don’t want anything to happen to them.

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah nods.

i know, honey.

[askkatherine]

Sarah is carefully sewing a onesie for Luna.

d’ya think this’ll fit ‘er?

(timeskip to post-acquiring the kidsies)

(@ask-sarahj)

I’m sure it will, you’ve spent enough time staring at her that I’m sure you know her size relative to anything and everything.

Kath laughed to herself.

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah smiles.

we’re just so lucky.

She finishes sewing.

there!

[sleep-gummies]

can I see, darling? you know I love your sewing.

Kath turns away from her typewriter and leans her chair backwards in order to peek over Sarah’s shoulder.

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah holds it up.

i’d better pitch something like this to my foreman someday!

[askkatherine]

oh, darling, it’s gorgeous! she’ll absolutely love it.

and, yes, you better.

[ask-sarahj]

i shall, then.

She picks up a crying Oliver.

hush, dear.

[askkatherine]

he’s crying again?

She walked nervously over to Oliver and Sarah.

is he okay? why does he cry so much? what if it’s normal and something’s wrong with Luna because she doesn’t cry as much?? Oh, god-

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah laughs.

no, darlin’! he’s fine, it’s normal. les cried so much as a baby, to be frank i’m surprised luna doesn’t cry much.

[askkatherine]

Sarah is carefully sewing a onesie for Luna.

d’ya think this’ll fit ‘er?

(timeskip to post-acquiring the kidsies)

(@ask-sarahj)

I’m sure it will, you’ve spent enough time staring at her that I’m sure you know her size relative to anything and everything.

Kath laughed to herself.

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah smiles.

we’re just so lucky.

She finishes sewing.

there!

[sleep-gummies]

can I see, darling? you know I love your sewing.

Kath turns away from her typewriter and leans her chair backwards in order to peek over Sarah’s shoulder.

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah holds it up.

i’d better pitch something like this to my foreman someday!

[askkatherine]

oh, darling, it’s gorgeous! she’ll absolutely love it.

and, yes, you better.

[ask-sarahj]

i shall, then.

She picks up a crying Oliver.

hush, dear.

[askkatherine]

Sarah is carefully sewing a onesie for Luna.

d’ya think this’ll fit ‘er?

(timeskip to post-acquiring the kidsies)

(@ask-sarahj)

I’m sure it will, you’ve spent enough time staring at her that I’m sure you know her size relative to anything and everything.

Kath laughed to herself.

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah smiles.

we’re just so lucky.

She finishes sewing.

there!

[sleep-gummies]

can I see, darling? you know I love your sewing.

Kath turns away from her typewriter and leans her chair backwards in order to peek over Sarah’s shoulder.

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah holds it up.

i’d better pitch something like this to my foreman someday!

[kadedrowned]

at this point its not even about byler being canon its about mike having ANY kind of arc at all.

[askkatherine]

Sarah is carefully sewing a onesie for Luna.

d’ya think this’ll fit ‘er?

(timeskip to post-acquiring the kidsies)

(@ask-sarahj)

I’m sure it will, you’ve spent enough time staring at her that I’m sure you know her size relative to anything and everything.

Kath laughed to herself.

[ask-sarahj]

Sarah smiles.

we’re just so lucky.

She finishes sewing.

there!

[askkatherine]

sarah sat up in her and kath’s bed, yawning. she perks up when she smells food.

kath? are you making breakfast?

katherine grins at sarah, nodding.

yes. only the best for my wife.

[ask-sarahj]

aw, wifey, no need to be so sweet!

[askkatherine]

but i want to be sweet.

[ask-sarahj]

mm…love you…

sarah flops back down on the bed, yawning.

[askkatherine]

love you, too, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

too bright out…

[askkatherine]

do you want me to close the curtains, dear?

[ask-sarahj]

please.

ugh, my head hurts…i must’ve had too much to drink…

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs, closing the blinds and kissing her wife on the forehead.

now, i don’t want to say “i told you so”, but…

[ask-sarahj]

i know, i know…

[askkatherine]

just watch how much you’re drinking next time.

[ask-sarahj]

yeah i know…

[askkatherine]

kath hands sarah a plate of food, sitting down next to her.

here. I, uh…tried my best.

[ask-sarahj]

oh, thank goodness.

…since when could you cook?

[askkatherine]

i’m…more self-taught.

it’s most likely not any good.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah takes a bite, wincing.

it’s…good! just let it cool a little next time. and less pepper. PLEASE.

[askkatherine]

yeah, sorry, darling…

katherine laughs awkwardly.

…we can adopt now.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah sits up quickly, and then mutters a swear.

ow. but yeah! ima can’t kill us now, we’re married!

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs at sarah's sharp attempt to sit up.

are you excited? oh, you’re gonna be an amazing mother…

[ask-sarahj]

aw, says you.

what’re we going to name the kids?

[askkatherine]

definitely luna, if a girl.

[ask-sarahj]

why don’t we have twins? oliver and luna.

[askkatherine]

oliver and luna…

…it’s perfect.

[ask-sarahj]

i love you.

[askkatherine]

well, i love you more.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah presses her forehead to kath’s, smiling.

[askkatherine]

good to know you still love me after that food i gave you.

kath teases.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah giggles.

i’m surprised nobody taught you to cook growing up-i’m sure you have a cook and all, but didn’t they teach you in society classes?

[askkatherine]

not much. they said we would have a cook if we married well, and what they did teach us i didn’t pay much attention to.

[ask-sarahj]

huh.

talk to ima. she’ll know.

[askkatherine]

thank you, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

you don’t have to if you don’t want to. i’m an okay cook, if i do say so!

[askkatherine]

i’m sure you are, but i want to contribute as well!

[ask-sarahj]

i suppose…

[askkatherine]

…oh my god, we’re gonna be mothers.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah kissed her.

you came up with it.

[askkatherine]

sarah sat up in her and kath’s bed, yawning. she perks up when she smells food.

kath? are you making breakfast?

katherine grins at sarah, nodding.

yes. only the best for my wife.

[ask-sarahj]

aw, wifey, no need to be so sweet!

[askkatherine]

but i want to be sweet.

[ask-sarahj]

mm…love you…

sarah flops back down on the bed, yawning.

[askkatherine]

love you, too, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

too bright out…

[askkatherine]

do you want me to close the curtains, dear?

[ask-sarahj]

please.

ugh, my head hurts…i must’ve had too much to drink…

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs, closing the blinds and kissing her wife on the forehead.

now, i don’t want to say “i told you so”, but…

[ask-sarahj]

i know, i know…

[askkatherine]

just watch how much you’re drinking next time.

[ask-sarahj]

yeah i know…

[askkatherine]

kath hands sarah a plate of food, sitting down next to her.

here. I, uh…tried my best.

[ask-sarahj]

oh, thank goodness.

…since when could you cook?

[askkatherine]

i’m…more self-taught.

it’s most likely not any good.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah takes a bite, wincing.

it’s…good! just let it cool a little next time. and less pepper. PLEASE.

[askkatherine]

yeah, sorry, darling…

katherine laughs awkwardly.

…we can adopt now.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah sits up quickly, and then mutters a swear.

ow. but yeah! ima can’t kill us now, we’re married!

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs at sarah's sharp attempt to sit up.

are you excited? oh, you’re gonna be an amazing mother…

[ask-sarahj]

aw, says you.

what’re we going to name the kids?

[askkatherine]

definitely luna, if a girl.

[ask-sarahj]

why don’t we have twins? oliver and luna.

[askkatherine]

oliver and luna…

…it’s perfect.

[ask-sarahj]

i love you.

[askkatherine]

well, i love you more.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah presses her forehead to kath’s, smiling.

[askkatherine]

good to know you still love me after that food i gave you.

kath teases.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah giggles.

i’m surprised nobody taught you to cook growing up-i’m sure you have a cook and all, but didn’t they teach you in society classes?

[askkatherine]

not much. they said we would have a cook if we married well, and what they did teach us i didn’t pay much attention to.

[ask-sarahj]

huh.

talk to ima. she’ll know.

[askkatherine]

thank you, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

you don’t have to if you don’t want to. i’m an okay cook, if i do say so!

[askkatherine]

i’m sure you are, but i want to contribute as well!

[ask-sarahj]

i suppose…

[askkatherine]

sarah sat up in her and kath’s bed, yawning. she perks up when she smells food.

kath? are you making breakfast?

katherine grins at sarah, nodding.

yes. only the best for my wife.

[ask-sarahj]

aw, wifey, no need to be so sweet!

[askkatherine]

but i want to be sweet.

[ask-sarahj]

mm…love you…

sarah flops back down on the bed, yawning.

[askkatherine]

love you, too, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

too bright out…

[askkatherine]

do you want me to close the curtains, dear?

[ask-sarahj]

please.

ugh, my head hurts…i must’ve had too much to drink…

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs, closing the blinds and kissing her wife on the forehead.

now, i don’t want to say “i told you so”, but…

[ask-sarahj]

i know, i know…

[askkatherine]

just watch how much you’re drinking next time.

[ask-sarahj]

yeah i know…

[askkatherine]

kath hands sarah a plate of food, sitting down next to her.

here. I, uh…tried my best.

[ask-sarahj]

oh, thank goodness.

…since when could you cook?

[askkatherine]

i’m…more self-taught.

it’s most likely not any good.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah takes a bite, wincing.

it’s…good! just let it cool a little next time. and less pepper. PLEASE.

[askkatherine]

yeah, sorry, darling…

katherine laughs awkwardly.

…we can adopt now.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah sits up quickly, and then mutters a swear.

ow. but yeah! ima can’t kill us now, we’re married!

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs at sarah's sharp attempt to sit up.

are you excited? oh, you’re gonna be an amazing mother…

[ask-sarahj]

aw, says you.

what’re we going to name the kids?

[askkatherine]

definitely luna, if a girl.

[ask-sarahj]

why don’t we have twins? oliver and luna.

[askkatherine]

oliver and luna…

…it’s perfect.

[ask-sarahj]

i love you.

[askkatherine]

well, i love you more.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah presses her forehead to kath’s, smiling.

[askkatherine]

good to know you still love me after that food i gave you.

kath teases.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah giggles.

i’m surprised nobody taught you to cook growing up-i’m sure you have a cook and all, but didn’t they teach you in society classes?

[askkatherine]

not much. they said we would have a cook if we married well, and what they did teach us i didn’t pay much attention to.

[ask-sarahj]

huh.

talk to ima. she’ll know.

[askkatherine]

thank you, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

you don’t have to if you don’t want to. i’m an okay cook, if i do say so!

[askkatherine]

sarah sat up in her and kath’s bed, yawning. she perks up when she smells food.

kath? are you making breakfast?

katherine grins at sarah, nodding.

yes. only the best for my wife.

[ask-sarahj]

aw, wifey, no need to be so sweet!

[askkatherine]

but i want to be sweet.

[ask-sarahj]

mm…love you…

sarah flops back down on the bed, yawning.

[askkatherine]

love you, too, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

too bright out…

[askkatherine]

do you want me to close the curtains, dear?

[ask-sarahj]

please.

ugh, my head hurts…i must’ve had too much to drink…

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs, closing the blinds and kissing her wife on the forehead.

now, i don’t want to say “i told you so”, but…

[ask-sarahj]

i know, i know…

[askkatherine]

just watch how much you’re drinking next time.

[ask-sarahj]

yeah i know…

[askkatherine]

kath hands sarah a plate of food, sitting down next to her.

here. I, uh…tried my best.

[ask-sarahj]

oh, thank goodness.

…since when could you cook?

[askkatherine]

i’m…more self-taught.

it’s most likely not any good.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah takes a bite, wincing.

it’s…good! just let it cool a little next time. and less pepper. PLEASE.

[askkatherine]

yeah, sorry, darling…

katherine laughs awkwardly.

…we can adopt now.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah sits up quickly, and then mutters a swear.

ow. but yeah! ima can’t kill us now, we’re married!

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs at sarah's sharp attempt to sit up.

are you excited? oh, you’re gonna be an amazing mother…

[ask-sarahj]

aw, says you.

what’re we going to name the kids?

[askkatherine]

definitely luna, if a girl.

[ask-sarahj]

why don’t we have twins? oliver and luna.

[askkatherine]

oliver and luna…

…it’s perfect.

[ask-sarahj]

i love you.

[askkatherine]

well, i love you more.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah presses her forehead to kath’s, smiling.

[askkatherine]

good to know you still love me after that food i gave you.

kath teases.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah giggles.

i’m surprised nobody taught you to cook growing up-i’m sure you have a cook and all, but didn’t they teach you in society classes?

[askkatherine]

not much. they said we would have a cook if we married well, and what they did teach us i didn’t pay much attention to.

[ask-sarahj]

huh.

talk to ima. she’ll know.

[askkatherine]

sarah sat up in her and kath’s bed, yawning. she perks up when she smells food.

kath? are you making breakfast?

katherine grins at sarah, nodding.

yes. only the best for my wife.

[ask-sarahj]

aw, wifey, no need to be so sweet!

[askkatherine]

but i want to be sweet.

[ask-sarahj]

mm…love you…

sarah flops back down on the bed, yawning.

[askkatherine]

love you, too, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

too bright out…

[askkatherine]

do you want me to close the curtains, dear?

[ask-sarahj]

please.

ugh, my head hurts…i must’ve had too much to drink…

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs, closing the blinds and kissing her wife on the forehead.

now, i don’t want to say “i told you so”, but…

[ask-sarahj]

i know, i know…

[askkatherine]

just watch how much you’re drinking next time.

[ask-sarahj]

yeah i know…

[askkatherine]

kath hands sarah a plate of food, sitting down next to her.

here. I, uh…tried my best.

[ask-sarahj]

oh, thank goodness.

…since when could you cook?

[askkatherine]

i’m…more self-taught.

it’s most likely not any good.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah takes a bite, wincing.

it’s…good! just let it cool a little next time. and less pepper. PLEASE.

[askkatherine]

yeah, sorry, darling…

katherine laughs awkwardly.

…we can adopt now.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah sits up quickly, and then mutters a swear.

ow. but yeah! ima can’t kill us now, we’re married!

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs at sarah's sharp attempt to sit up.

are you excited? oh, you’re gonna be an amazing mother…

[ask-sarahj]

aw, says you.

what’re we going to name the kids?

[askkatherine]

definitely luna, if a girl.

[ask-sarahj]

why don’t we have twins? oliver and luna.

[askkatherine]

oliver and luna…

…it’s perfect.

[ask-sarahj]

i love you.

[askkatherine]

well, i love you more.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah presses her forehead to kath’s, smiling.

[askkatherine]

good to know you still love me after that food i gave you.

kath teases.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah giggles.

i’m surprised nobody taught you to cook growing up-i’m sure you have a cook and all, but didn’t they teach you in society classes?

[askkatherine]

sarah sat up in her and kath’s bed, yawning. she perks up when she smells food.

kath? are you making breakfast?

katherine grins at sarah, nodding.

yes. only the best for my wife.

[ask-sarahj]

aw, wifey, no need to be so sweet!

[askkatherine]

but i want to be sweet.

[ask-sarahj]

mm…love you…

sarah flops back down on the bed, yawning.

[askkatherine]

love you, too, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

too bright out…

[askkatherine]

do you want me to close the curtains, dear?

[ask-sarahj]

please.

ugh, my head hurts…i must’ve had too much to drink…

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs, closing the blinds and kissing her wife on the forehead.

now, i don’t want to say “i told you so”, but…

[ask-sarahj]

i know, i know…

[askkatherine]

just watch how much you’re drinking next time.

[ask-sarahj]

yeah i know…

[askkatherine]

kath hands sarah a plate of food, sitting down next to her.

here. I, uh…tried my best.

[ask-sarahj]

oh, thank goodness.

…since when could you cook?

[askkatherine]

i’m…more self-taught.

it’s most likely not any good.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah takes a bite, wincing.

it’s…good! just let it cool a little next time. and less pepper. PLEASE.

[askkatherine]

yeah, sorry, darling…

katherine laughs awkwardly.

…we can adopt now.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah sits up quickly, and then mutters a swear.

ow. but yeah! ima can’t kill us now, we’re married!

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs at sarah's sharp attempt to sit up.

are you excited? oh, you’re gonna be an amazing mother…

[ask-sarahj]

aw, says you.

what’re we going to name the kids?

[askkatherine]

definitely luna, if a girl.

[ask-sarahj]

why don’t we have twins? oliver and luna.

[askkatherine]

oliver and luna…

…it’s perfect.

[ask-sarahj]

i love you.

[askkatherine]

well, i love you more.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah presses her forehead to kath’s, smiling.

[askkatherine]

sarah sat up in her and kath’s bed, yawning. she perks up when she smells food.

kath? are you making breakfast?

katherine grins at sarah, nodding.

yes. only the best for my wife.

[ask-sarahj]

aw, wifey, no need to be so sweet!

[askkatherine]

but i want to be sweet.

[ask-sarahj]

mm…love you…

sarah flops back down on the bed, yawning.

[askkatherine]

love you, too, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

too bright out…

[askkatherine]

do you want me to close the curtains, dear?

[ask-sarahj]

please.

ugh, my head hurts…i must’ve had too much to drink…

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs, closing the blinds and kissing her wife on the forehead.

now, i don’t want to say “i told you so”, but…

[ask-sarahj]

i know, i know…

[askkatherine]

just watch how much you’re drinking next time.

[ask-sarahj]

yeah i know…

[askkatherine]

kath hands sarah a plate of food, sitting down next to her.

here. I, uh…tried my best.

[ask-sarahj]

oh, thank goodness.

…since when could you cook?

[askkatherine]

i’m…more self-taught.

it’s most likely not any good.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah takes a bite, wincing.

it’s…good! just let it cool a little next time. and less pepper. PLEASE.

[askkatherine]

yeah, sorry, darling…

katherine laughs awkwardly.

…we can adopt now.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah sits up quickly, and then mutters a swear.

ow. but yeah! ima can’t kill us now, we’re married!

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs at sarah's sharp attempt to sit up.

are you excited? oh, you’re gonna be an amazing mother…

[ask-sarahj]

aw, says you.

what’re we going to name the kids?

[askkatherine]

definitely luna, if a girl.

[ask-sarahj]

why don’t we have twins? oliver and luna.

[askkatherine]

oliver and luna…

…it’s perfect.

[ask-sarahj]

i love you.

[askkatherine]

sarah sat up in her and kath’s bed, yawning. she perks up when she smells food.

kath? are you making breakfast?

katherine grins at sarah, nodding.

yes. only the best for my wife.

[ask-sarahj]

aw, wifey, no need to be so sweet!

[askkatherine]

but i want to be sweet.

[ask-sarahj]

mm…love you…

sarah flops back down on the bed, yawning.

[askkatherine]

love you, too, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

too bright out…

[askkatherine]

do you want me to close the curtains, dear?

[ask-sarahj]

please.

ugh, my head hurts…i must’ve had too much to drink…

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs, closing the blinds and kissing her wife on the forehead.

now, i don’t want to say “i told you so”, but…

[ask-sarahj]

i know, i know…

[askkatherine]

just watch how much you’re drinking next time.

[ask-sarahj]

yeah i know…

[askkatherine]

kath hands sarah a plate of food, sitting down next to her.

here. I, uh…tried my best.

[ask-sarahj]

oh, thank goodness.

…since when could you cook?

[askkatherine]

i’m…more self-taught.

it’s most likely not any good.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah takes a bite, wincing.

it’s…good! just let it cool a little next time. and less pepper. PLEASE.

[askkatherine]

yeah, sorry, darling…

katherine laughs awkwardly.

…we can adopt now.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah sits up quickly, and then mutters a swear.

ow. but yeah! ima can’t kill us now, we’re married!

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs at sarah's sharp attempt to sit up.

are you excited? oh, you’re gonna be an amazing mother…

[ask-sarahj]

aw, says you.

what’re we going to name the kids?

[askkatherine]

definitely luna, if a girl.

[ask-sarahj]

why don’t we have twins? oliver and luna.

[askkatherine]

sarah sat up in her and kath’s bed, yawning. she perks up when she smells food.

kath? are you making breakfast?

katherine grins at sarah, nodding.

yes. only the best for my wife.

[ask-sarahj]

aw, wifey, no need to be so sweet!

[askkatherine]

but i want to be sweet.

[ask-sarahj]

mm…love you…

sarah flops back down on the bed, yawning.

[askkatherine]

love you, too, darling.

[ask-sarahj]

too bright out…

[askkatherine]

do you want me to close the curtains, dear?

[ask-sarahj]

please.

ugh, my head hurts…i must’ve had too much to drink…

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs, closing the blinds and kissing her wife on the forehead.

now, i don’t want to say “i told you so”, but…

[ask-sarahj]

i know, i know…

[askkatherine]

just watch how much you’re drinking next time.

[ask-sarahj]

yeah i know…

[askkatherine]

kath hands sarah a plate of food, sitting down next to her.

here. I, uh…tried my best.

[ask-sarahj]

oh, thank goodness.

…since when could you cook?

[askkatherine]

i’m…more self-taught.

it’s most likely not any good.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah takes a bite, wincing.

it’s…good! just let it cool a little next time. and less pepper. PLEASE.

[askkatherine]

yeah, sorry, darling…

katherine laughs awkwardly.

…we can adopt now.

[ask-sarahj]

sarah sits up quickly, and then mutters a swear.

ow. but yeah! ima can’t kill us now, we’re married!

[askkatherine]

katherine laughs at sarah's sharp attempt to sit up.

are you excited? oh, you’re gonna be an amazing mother…

[ask-sarahj]

aw, says you.

what’re we going to name the kids?