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HEY PEOPLE OF TUMBLR.

IT'S ME, YOUR NOT-FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD KARKAT, HERE TO ANSWER ALL YOUR BURNING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SHITSHOW OF A LIFE.

ASKBOX IS OPEN, KEEP IT CALM SOMEWHAT.

BYE.

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SHARK FACT TUESDAY! with Vox #13

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Ahem.

“Chat”, the shark is usually a sigma lone wolf that doesnt concern itself with a squad. It’s giving, um, aura. However, when a shark is lowkey friend-maxxing in a group of 2-3... twins, that fam is called a shiver. But– if the vibe is really turnt and a whole… rave?… of sharks pops off, then that’s a frenzy. And that’s the tea.

No cap. Skibidi. Yolo.

Yeah, I fucking crushed that. They’re gonna love it. In your face, Velvette.

Trust Me With Your Shark Facts.

Vox, Shark Dad, Media Overlord, Founder of VoxTek Enterprises.

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OH, PRETTY PLEASE, CAN WE SMITE THIS FUCKER DOWN.

#ask karkat vantas #ask karkat #karkat #karkat vantas #ask blog #ask blog reblog #// i dont usually do crossover stuff but i felt the urge today

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wats ur opinion on aquagas boy

WHO THE FUCK?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

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my sign #mysign

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THAT LOOKS LIKE A HEADBAND.

how do you guys feel about erikar. is that on the table or no

wwhats an erikar

OUR NAMES COMBINED TOGETHER, NUMBNUTS.

oh for that shippin thing nep talks about

YES.

huh

haha wwell

ahem

...HM.

#//hi if you read the tags i LOVE erikar #//erikar welcomed they r lovely #ask karkat #ask karkat vantas #karkat vantas #ask blog #homestuck #ask eridan ampora #eridan ampora

wats ur opinion on aquagas boy

WHO THE FUCK?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

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TG: hey karkat just wanted to let u know ur a real one. i see all the work you do. you are appreciated. even if it may not always feel like it

TG: okay feelings jam over get your ass here so we can watch that movie you were gonna show me dude

OH.

AHEM, HAHA, HELLL YEAH. THANKS.

kar youre fumblin

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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hello. it is me again. since eridan didnt get a lick i lick him

oh wwoww haha thanks

are you free tonight or someth

HE APPRECIATES IT OKAYTHANKSBYE

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licks karkat /pos

DON'T FUCKING???? LICK ME????? WHAT????

wwhy dont i get a lick =:(

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*orders you guys pizza. theres a lot of pineapple on it*

a humble scrawling in sharpie on the box reads

"hiii karkaliscious! hi the other one. since you two are so odious I can smell you from across the screen I figured a little pheromone booster couldn't hurt

-<3< your secret admirer "

I'M SORRY? DO YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN? PERHAPS, MAYBE, TO MY FUCKING FACE?

good lord kar jus take the pizza

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uh dint ask abt my following crisis. this might not be your main but i will not be stopped

// its ok goat...my main is @caligulas-aquariumz if you wanna go follow me there

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A trolley is heading towards five people tide to a track. You can pull a lever, which makes the trolley go towards a different track track, one where only one person is tied. Do you pull the lever?

WHY WOULD I BE IN THAT ODDLY SPECIFIC SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE?! I DON'T TAKE THE TROLLEY. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO DOES, EITHER!!! THIS QUESTION IS BEYOND STUPID!!

id pull the levver but at the last moment id push it back

...ANY, UH. COOL REASON WHY?

the terror on their faces wwould be funny i think

...AH.

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wow. this is definitely a Thing!

WOW, THANKS. REAL FUCKING FLATTERED.

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hello. i have returned *sprinkles happiness on the floor*

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?

HOW????

theyre jus little smiley faces wwhat