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Welcome to VoxTek Enterprises.

@voxtek-official is the official home of your favorite tech and LGBTQ+ entertainment, from ‘Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?’ ™ (Airing Saturdays 9/8c) to 666 News, and beyond.

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Follow us to keep on the pulse of Pentagram City- or even get in touch with the Overlords behind your favorite content!

Yes, you're in luck - Vox, Valentino, and Velvette are here for your fanmail, questions, concerns, thirst, and more.

But, before you reach out, we have a few ground rules. By interacting with this blog, you agree to this contract, all small print included.

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#1 - I, the social media manager, as with all VoxTek employees, am over the age of 21. 18+ followers and interactions only- but please, no NSFW, leave that to Valentino’s studio. Suggestive content will be allowed on a case by case basis, approved by the Vees in question. No communication through DMs.

#2 - Not all asks might be responded to, though I’ll try to get to as many as I can. Being an assistant to the Vees, I have to juggle a lot of work- and the Vees, of course, can take some time to respond. Frequently asked questions will, in many cases, not be re-answered. Messages contentious to the reputable brand image of VoxTek and the Vees may be filtered.

#3 - When sending in an ask, make it clear whether it’s intended to reach Vox, Valentino, Velvette, or all three, and you will be put in contact accordingly. Otherwise, it’ll be answered by me, Ethan, Vox’s assistant. :)

#4 - The Vees are... the Vees. Discretion advised.

Thank you for your continued interest in VoxTek! TRUST US with your parasocial relationships!

- Vox’s Assistant (and now Social Media Manager), Ethan.

Shark Fact Tuesdays

[voxtek-official]

hey vox ! what will you specifically be doing to celebrate pride month for your corporate image? i know everyone just adores promoting queer company founders, and with that maybe even voting for them in popularity polls for pride ! that is, if they're a part of the community of course.

separate, happy pride val :D what do you think of vox's response when questioned about what he's doing this next month? also send my best wishes to velvette !!!

I forwarded Mr. Vox’s response to Mr. Valentino, as requested. - Vox’s Assistant, Ethan.

From Vox:

Is that so.

I’ll be looking into your… claims. It’s a good thing, regardless, that I’ve always been such a staunch advocate for the community, as I’m sure you’re aware. VoxTek has always stood as a pillar of progress in Hell– and, I’ll remind you, our Pride initiative started under my leadership. Just, y’know, something to keep in mind. …Merry Pride Month.

From Valentino:

HAPPY PRIDE bitchesssss 🏳️‍🌈🌈😘💖🍆💦🥵😩

idk, im kindaaaa… unsurprised? bc we go thru the same shit, like, every pride. lol– i swear to god though, if he cares enough about his stupid fucking numbers to change things up THIS year of all years im muting the dickhead

youll be seeing more from me and my babydoll this month!~ ugh ive been so busyyy i feel like ive been neglecting my valentinhoes 😢 will you ever forgive me?~

besos !! go be gay or smth

[voxtek-official]

How can I trust you with my money, when I get shipped the wrong item I've ordered every damn time!

We’re so sorry to hear that you feel that way. Are you sure we aren’t just anticipating your needs faster than you can realize them?

But, if this perceived “problem” persists, we recommend upgrading to VoxTek Instant Delivery*– the “fastest and most reliable” of our shipping options. Trust Us!

- Vox’s Assistant, Ethan.

*Instant Delivery varies from 50 to 500 business days.

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Does the iconic Velvette have any words for her fellow lesbians? :)

hi babes !!! 😘🌈 lets see. well obvs be hot ❤️‍🔥 dont take any shit 🖕 eat (in more ways than 1 😛) – oh ya and IRON UR FUCKING PRIDE FLAGS

if i see 1 more wrinkle out on the street i am going 2 go absolutely fucking mental. 🙂🙂🙂 youd think i was at the fucking old folks home 🤢❌ get it together like. ffs 🙄

- vel 😘❤️💜

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Mr. Vox, are the LGBTQ+ sinners in need that your (former) company claims to support just... You, Velvette, and Val?

In response to this post. - Vox’s Assistant, Ethan.

Though I’m not at liberty to say, trust me– your charitable donations are going to a great cause. And keep it coming, w– the Sinners in need are looking at ordering some takeout from Dante’s Inferno.

Vox, Media Overlord, Founder of VoxTek Enterprises.

[voxtek-official]

Are you really being an ally this Pride if you haven’t bought the Angel Dust: Greatest Hits DVD Box Set in each of its new Pride color variants? Frankly, it feels a little homophobic if you haven’t.

[voxtek-official]

did vox actually have to be sedated for the photoshoot? he had the same face for the christmas one as well 😭

No?? Not sure what the fuck you’re on about.

Your eyes must be total shit, because THAT, sweetheart, is a genuine smile from the hottest man in Hell. A man who, certainly, wanted to be there. Especially with our lovely star Angel Dust on my left. Truly, an honor to be there.

Vox, Media Overlord, Founder of VoxTek Enterprises.

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vox did you get your body back???!!!!

The photoshoot for the newly-released VoxTek Pride Collection™ was completed in October of 2025. Such campaigns are planned and executed months in advance to ensure the “best quality” product for you, our beloved consumers. We insincerely apologize for any confusion.

VoxTek: Trust Us With Your Pride.

- Vox’s Assistant, Ethan.

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SHARK FACT TUESDAY! with Vox #27

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Ethan, what the shit did you do to the template?… The fuck am I supposed to do, a gay shark fact?

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Do I HAVE a gay shark fact?…

heyyyyyy bitches !!! 😘😘 its ur favorite CEO~ Val, what– dont u worry ur flatass head, mi amor~ guess what. Val, I’m in the middle of something. yeah, AND !! i just had an amazinggg idea on how to make ur nerdy little series fit the theme. just start mansplaining like u usually do, and then i’ll make it gay ✨

…And how worried should I be?

just do ur thing!!! relaaxxxx. say ur fact or whatever. pretend im not even here 😙

…Sure. Ah– Have you ever wondered why many sharks have lighter underbellies? Well, it’s actually how they camouflage. Seen from above, the darker side fades into the ocean floor– and at the same time, from below, they’re less noticeable to their prey against the sunlight. They’re apex predators for a goddamn reason. You’re welcome, as usual.

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Val, you do realize this isn’t a visual medium, right? …. Okay, no– that doesn’t change with how many k– ……God, you’re… insufferable. you love it~ Come here.

😘 HAPPY PRIDE, VALENTINHOES !!!~

FUCK– The viewers. Ethan, cut all of that.

Vox, Shark DILF, Media Overlord, Founder of VoxTek Enterprises.

+ Valentino xxx

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They Vox if any of the archangels asked you out on a date would you go?

I don’t know shit about them, and I don’t exactly care to know. Much less date one of them, are you kidding? If my plans hadn’t... fallen through, they’d be fucking bowing to me right about now.

And, y'know, just checking- you DO remember that we're talking about the bloodthirsty killers that exorcised thousands of Sinners, right? Don't you think you sound a little... sympathetic to them? Interesting.

Vox, Media Overlord, The People's Voice, Founder of VoxTek Enterprises.

[voxtek-official]

Did you know that with every VoxTek purchase, you directly support LGBTQ+ Sinners in need?

VoxTek: Trust Us With Your Money.

[voxtek-official]

When's the next season of "yeah I fucked your sister so what?"

The next season of 'Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?' will be airing on Channel 666 starting Saturday, June 13th at 9PM, following Katie Killjoy Tonight. Tune in for a season like none before- more sex, more murder, more twists, more laughs, and, most importantly, more merchandisable catchphrases!

I'm sure you've heard the recent rumors of the delayed release being in part due to the alleged injury and subsequent regeneration of a main cast member. VoxTek would like to assure you that this is a baseless rumor. Production across all of VoxTek and its subsidiaries was momentarily slowed due to changes in management, but has since been restored.

VoxTek: Trust Us With Your Entertainment.

- Vox’s Assistant, Ethan.

[voxtek-official]

When's the next season of "yeah I fucked your sister so what?"

The next season of 'Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?' will be airing on Channel 666 starting Saturday, June 13th at 9PM, following Katie Killjoy Tonight. Tune in for a season like none before- more sex, more murder, more twists, more laughs, and, most importantly, more merchandisable catchphrases!

I'm sure you've heard the recent rumors of the delayed release being in part due to the alleged injury and subsequent regeneration of a main cast member. VoxTek would like to assure you that this is a baseless rumor. Production across all of VoxTek and its subsidiaries was momentarily slowed due to changes in management, but has since been restored.

VoxTek: Trust Us With Your Entertainment.

- Vox’s Assistant, Ethan.

[voxtek-official]

vox what the hell did val do to you i feel kinda bad 😭

In response to this post. - Vox’s Assistant, Ethan.

I don't need any pity. Valentino and I had a disagreement, and we reached a compromise, as we always do.

Vox, Media Overlord, Founder of VoxTek Enterprises.

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Val what did you say/do to Vox to make him type out that whole ass apology? I’m kinda impressed ngl. Idiot deserved it for implementing ai in this.

In response to this post. - Vox’s Assistant, Ethan.

lol arent i just a fucking natural at this boss shit? 😌 why dont you thank your papi for everything he does for you~

no but literallyyyy it wasnt even as hard (👀) as you might think. im, like, really persuasive~ at first, he did try and fight me on that veegbt shit- he was saying all this about it being the future or wjatever and how actually it wasnt even his responsibility anymore because he put his nerds on this project all the way back in like october or some shit……. sureee yeahhh bc im supposed to believe it just ACCIDENTALLY released on mi angelito’s bday …… and meanwhile, i was being a really sexy and responsible CEO caring about the company like… babeee look at all of these beautiful gorgeous voxteck customers who fucking hate your stupid AI garbage 🙂 and you wont believe this, but he wouldnt even listen to me bc apparently someone had just spent $$$$ on his card that day for angel’s bday. (wasnt me 😛)

…. BUT !!! as soon as he saw the bullshit his veegbtq was spewing on this blog he turned his attitude around 😌 and he begged me, as he should, to abort that shit. but i was like… hmm idkkkkk you were being a dick to me again, i think ill leave it all up and running - UNLESSSSS you write me a little something~

and tada! it all worked out in the end~ 😘 ughhh if only our bigger fights were that easy. maybe he should just give me whatever i want all the time~

~ Valentino xxx

[voxtek-official]

someone introduce vox to poly relationships lmao

…Do you think I was born yesterday?

Vox, Media Overlord, Founder of VoxTek Enterprises.

[voxtek-official]

SHARK FACT TUESDAY! with Vox #26

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Not that you'd need to know, as, y'know, I don't just let any random fucking Sinner off the street pet one of the sharks, but you may be surprised to hear that shark skin isn't all smooth. The scales that make up shark skin are called dermal denticles, which are kinda like little teeth. Those little fuckers can scratch you up if you pet a shark from back to front, but pet from front to back and you're golden. ...But, uh, don't try buttering up shok.wav to get out of danger. He doesn't fall for that. Anymore.

Trust Me With Your Shark Facts.

Vox, Shark Dad, Media Overlord, Founder of VoxTek Enterprises.