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Madison: Alright, is everyone okay? Everything packed? We’ve got all our equipment, armour-

Ozzy: Weapons.

Ron: Food.

Ozzy: Toiletries.

Alice: All that and the rest of our gear, too. It looks like everything’s in order.

Ron: Great! We’ve got more than we could ever need for the trip.

Ozzy: Good to know. That’s at least one burden lifted from my conscience.

Alice: We’re going to set out first thing tomorrow, I believe- we could use the time to rest up and answer a handful of inquiries. So...

[ Alice, Ozzy, Madison and Ron are open for asks! ]

#kindergarten 2 #kindergarten game #ic #//my brain feels semi vegatative rn help me

Tenders is closed for asks!

#ooc #//uwu

wair how long did nugget go without showering

Tenders, licking her paw: Caretaker...? Since we arrived here, he showered twice within a few hours, I believe.

Tenders: Although granted, that was a special case! If you mean before that, then most likely, hm... a few weeks or so?

#msg #unsanitary//#//he’s fuccin NASTY

tenders, you are a babey. everyone loves you.

Tenders: :0 Thank you!! Rest assured, the feeling is very much a mutual one! I love everyone too!!

#msg #//love is stored in the tenders

[!] Achievement Get ☆ Tabby Smooches [!]

You have successfully given Tenders [10] Gentle Forehead Kisses!

It’s a little more tiring a task that one would expect, but hearing her soft little purrs of delight and witnessing how happy she is was definitely worth it! [+5 Serotonin]

#msg #//LILAC ILY BUT HOW DID YOU SEND ALL THOSE SO QUICKLY

Did you know that you’re the cutest little thing ever?

Tenders, chirping happily: Really? I am?? Thank you so much!! I greatly appreciate the compliment

#msg #//my own cat is on top of me as i write this

serious psa

the more asks you send, the closer lovely friend + tumblr user @impossiblycyberenthusiast gets to licking a rat.

#no i will not provide context #ooc #wait i need a mun tag #fluff speaks #there we go #there’s probably gonna be a scene change soon #so have fun w/ kibby while she’s here!

He clings? What does he cling to?

Tenders: You mean Caretaker? Anything he can get his grubby little fingers on! Pillows, stray blankets, stuffed animals, books, jars, cats, Lilith, pillows...

#msg

You can say it!! Remember, u will receive cronchy cat toy and either tummy rubs or behind ear scritches, whichever you prefer, if you do so! From me!

Tenders, perking up: Okay!

Tenders, stalwartly puffing out her chest: FUCK.

#msg #//SHE DID IT

I’m sorry honey... SOME people want to just corrupt u. *gentle headpats*. Fuck does mean different things based on in the context it’s said, but if you were to say it right now you would not be doing anything wrong! We wouldn’t trick you into saying something like that! Tons of people say “fuck”. It’s not wrong to say it unless there’s a human-ish child under 11 nearby and awake to hear u cuz some people think it’s Naughty (but it’s just a word with not really any bad background so)

Tenders: Oh! Okay, thank you very much for clarifying! I was worried it might be something far worse.

Tenders: So... does this mean I say it, or not?

Please describe Timothy further, I don’t know if I know them.

Tenders: Timothy! They’re a smaller adolescent human and they’re nice and they have green hair... or was it red? I’m not really sure what the difference is. Sometimes they even feed me!

#msg

Timothy?

Tenders: Timothy!

#msg #//heh

‘Sweater boy-girl-kid with the knives’?

Tenders: Oh, yes! Have you not met Timothy yet?

#msg

Fuck is a swear, generally used as a noun or verb, in various phrases to express annoyance, contempt, or impatience. Sometimes, if used in a sentence like “wanna fuck?” It’s a question if the recipient of the question would like to have sexual intercourse with the person asking. Any more questions?

Tenders, ears pinned back: I’ve been getting far too many mixed messages here! Have some of you been lying to poor Tenders this whole time? That’s mean! I trusted you. I don’t know who’s telling the truth and who isn’t :(

#msg #kindergarten tenders #//she’s sad now :(

(Still not an ask-) Well, Tenders, it can mean a lot of things. It usually depends on the tone of your voice! (W H E E Z E)

Tenders, still very confused: Depends on the tone of voice? Like a tonal language? But the Common Tongue isn’t a tonal language. What does the messenger mean by that?

#msg #//IM DYIGN SQUIRTLE

Not really much! But you’ll get the crunchy toy and some behind-the-ear scritches if u say it!

Tenders, curling her tail in confusion: So does it mean ‘I love you’, or does it not mean much at all? ‘I love you’ means a lot! This is all very confusing :/

#msg #//bby dont know

Tenders: Oh! Really? I suppose love is how babies are made! Still, I’ve never heard it before, though. Is it an acronym?

#msg #//HSJDHAGSHKK HACHI

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