OOC:// Helloooo, The Creator here (@w3vil-grows)!! This is an RP blog for my RHPS OC named Kepler because the brainworms have been eating me alive recently
Some rules for Interaction:
✦ Don't send Hatespeech / Anything of the sort, if I see it, I won't be responding in any way
✦ Don't send anything TOO Suggestive, both me and Kepler are Grown Adults, and RHPS is a pretty Suggestive (more than) show, and that's okay, but don't go sending me straight up Porn please (Minors/Minor Characters keep interactions Sfw PLEASE)
✦ Be nice and Respectful both to me and eachother! This is all for fun!
✦ All art featured on this page is drawn by Me (unless specified Otherwise), do not steal or trace please (Reblogs are HIGHLY appreciated, though hehee)
Asks are always open and Highly Encouraged!
Kepler Lore under the cut for those interested <3 (SO many Transylvanian Headcannons will be in it though)
Kepler was born and raised on Transsexual, Transylvania. He was taught combat and scouting from an early age, thinking of it as a form of Play, more than anything serious, as is customary in Transylvanian Culture. Transylvanians, being a Conquering and Exploration based alien civilization like to grow their soldiers from childhood, and don't waste much resources on Education unless the child is well off or Royal. His childhood was rather uneventful, just a Lot of Training, some minor incidents with other children that gained him the label of 'Troubled', and a couple of Not So Good Choices in his teen to early adult years. Kepler was as Capable as any of the other soldiers, but he just... didn't Care for it. They'd much rather be in the company of others, or live a lifestyle that was more... Lascivious than what soldiers were really Allowed to. This, of course, made him quite despised by his superiors, and by some of their fellow Soldiers.
Kepler never saw a battlefield, he was never even shipped out, as one fateful day one of his Superiors gave him the orders that he was to be shipped off to Earth to aid some Generals (Riff Raff and Magenta) with the care and protection of one Prince Frank N' Furter. Of course, they couldn't say No, and was transported to earth the same day. Of course, they love it on Earth, much more than any of their Transylvanian Comrades, and they're obsessed with humans and Earth in general. He loves the lifestyle of living in the Manor/Castle, and honestly doesn't want to go back home. They earned themselves the title of 'Everyman' after their attitude of "Yeah, sure, I can do that!" when presented with most Any task.
In short, a pretty bohemian fellow, with a knack for getting on people's nerves juuuust enough to worm his way under their skin.
Bonus Doodle, for getting through all this yapping! <3
aye it’s me Italian mobster man… you got 5 days to tell me about your experience at the youth boot camp or it’s the ice bucket for you
Oh!! Hello, Italian Mobster Man!! Uh, how do you... know about the School??
I mean, it was good! It was... a lot, wakin' up at 6 to do the whole track run around the buildin', and the endurance tests were no joke (Very similar to your Ice Bucket actually!) but it... it was good! I never took it too serious, which they didn't like, and I mean I got punished for it pretty frequently, but... I was a shit kid, I probably deserved it khehe. Less of a Boot Camp, more like a Boarding School. They taught us 'till we were 18, and then we got shipped off into the military, it was... a whole thing...
Actually! I have a picture from those days laying around somewhere... It got a bit fucked up over the years, but it's still good!
A very Rose-Tinted Collab with the INCREDIBLE @lizardbethparson !!!
I love them both DEARLY they are so so so close to my heart ougghghgg my Sweeties... Kissing them both soft on their head <3
I had a lot of fun doing this, no matter HOW much I had to fight with the Physics of the Boa
Kepler! Youre like a “do-anything” type of guy right? I need help with something but I need you to say yes. I’ll tell you what it is I just NEED you to agree to do it first
-@bashyourbrainsout
This is maybe the most Scariest Ask I've ever gotten, but hell yeah!!! Absolutely!! I am AT YOUR SERVICE, Brainsie!
FANTASTIC I am SO glad you’re enthusiastic. There is a dead rancid cow on the property. It is so bad and we need to get rid of it. Nature isnt taking care of it and the dogs might eat it. I’d do it myself but I still have stitches so anything to make it easier on myself. So uh. I’ve got a chainsaw
oouhhhh so THAT'S what I've been smellin' when I go out...
But, Buddy, Babes, Sweetheart... You had me at Chainsaw. We could see if any bits of it are good... Give it to Magenta as a gift, or somethin'!
Also, it's not Frank's chainsaw, right? Cause he'll be Pissed if he saw us using it...
nah I bought myself a chainsaw for uh. Unrelated purposes.
You could be the one to cut it up, for sure. I’d just put on less-nice clothes if I were you. I’m about to head out the field with the wheelbarrow. Just yell for me out there when you’re ready and I’ll come show you where it is
(They grin and subtly sway at Keplers excitement)
Well… the closest farms are a long ways away… I think it just wandered off. Died since no one was caring for it. Thank god Frank never spotted it alive though. Take this.
(They hand over the chainsaw. It’s purple with sexy decals on it)
You’ll just pull that bit to start it.
(They step off the porch and walk off to the side, coming back with a a wheelbarrow and a shovel)
(im taking the liberty of assuming theyre on the porch)
Ohhhh, if Frankie had spotted it alive, he might've made some use for it... After making Riff clean up after it... So yeah, maybe for the better..
[He takes the chainsaw, absolutely Giddy]
Ohhohohoo, oh, Brainsie, she is Gorgeous!! Such a shame she has to be used for nasty work like this! Ah well, we'll clean 'er up nice later!!
[They pull the chord, and the wonderful little machine roars to life. He runs to the cow, and proceeds with the Parting of the Cow from Itself, probably a little too happy about it all.]
Kepler! Youre like a “do-anything” type of guy right? I need help with something but I need you to say yes. I’ll tell you what it is I just NEED you to agree to do it first
-@bashyourbrainsout
This is maybe the most Scariest Ask I've ever gotten, but hell yeah!!! Absolutely!! I am AT YOUR SERVICE, Brainsie!
FANTASTIC I am SO glad you’re enthusiastic. There is a dead rancid cow on the property. It is so bad and we need to get rid of it. Nature isnt taking care of it and the dogs might eat it. I’d do it myself but I still have stitches so anything to make it easier on myself. So uh. I’ve got a chainsaw
oouhhhh so THAT'S what I've been smellin' when I go out...
But, Buddy, Babes, Sweetheart... You had me at Chainsaw. We could see if any bits of it are good... Give it to Magenta as a gift, or somethin'!
Also, it's not Frank's chainsaw, right? Cause he'll be Pissed if he saw us using it...
nah I bought myself a chainsaw for uh. Unrelated purposes.
You could be the one to cut it up, for sure. I’d just put on less-nice clothes if I were you. I’m about to head out the field with the wheelbarrow. Just yell for me out there when you’re ready and I’ll come show you where it is
(They grin and subtly sway at Keplers excitement)
Well… the closest farms are a long ways away… I think it just wandered off. Died since no one was caring for it. Thank god Frank never spotted it alive though. Take this.
(They hand over the chainsaw. It’s purple with sexy decals on it)
You’ll just pull that bit to start it.
(They step off the porch and walk off to the side, coming back with a a wheelbarrow and a shovel)
(im taking the liberty of assuming theyre on the porch)
Ohhhh, if Frankie had spotted it alive, he might've made some use for it... After making Riff clean up after it... So yeah, maybe for the better..
[He takes the chainsaw, absolutely Giddy]
Ohhohohoo, oh, Brainsie, she is Gorgeous!! Such a shame she has to be used for nasty work like this! Ah well, we'll clean 'er up nice later!!
[They pull the chord, and the wonderful little machine roars to life. He runs to the cow, and proceeds with the Parting of the Cow from Itself, probably a little too happy about it all.]
Kepler! Youre like a “do-anything” type of guy right? I need help with something but I need you to say yes. I’ll tell you what it is I just NEED you to agree to do it first
-@bashyourbrainsout
This is maybe the most Scariest Ask I've ever gotten, but hell yeah!!! Absolutely!! I am AT YOUR SERVICE, Brainsie!
FANTASTIC I am SO glad you’re enthusiastic. There is a dead rancid cow on the property. It is so bad and we need to get rid of it. Nature isnt taking care of it and the dogs might eat it. I’d do it myself but I still have stitches so anything to make it easier on myself. So uh. I’ve got a chainsaw
oouhhhh so THAT'S what I've been smellin' when I go out...
But, Buddy, Babes, Sweetheart... You had me at Chainsaw. We could see if any bits of it are good... Give it to Magenta as a gift, or somethin'!
Also, it's not Frank's chainsaw, right? Cause he'll be Pissed if he saw us using it...
nah I bought myself a chainsaw for uh. Unrelated purposes.
You could be the one to cut it up, for sure. I’d just put on less-nice clothes if I were you. I’m about to head out the field with the wheelbarrow. Just yell for me out there when you’re ready and I’ll come show you where it is
(They grin and subtly sway at Keplers excitement)
Well… the closest farms are a long ways away… I think it just wandered off. Died since no one was caring for it. Thank god Frank never spotted it alive though. Take this.
(They hand over the chainsaw. It’s purple with sexy decals on it)
You’ll just pull that bit to start it.
(They step off the porch and walk off to the side, coming back with a a wheelbarrow and a shovel)
(im taking the liberty of assuming theyre on the porch)
Ohhhh, if Frankie had spotted it alive, he might've made some use for it... After making Riff clean up after it... So yeah, maybe for the better..
[He takes the chainsaw, absolutely Giddy]
Ohhohohoo, oh, Brainsie, she is Gorgeous!! Such a shame she has to be used for nasty work like this! Ah well, we'll clean 'er up nice later!!
[They pull the chord, and the wonderful little machine roars to life. He runs to the cow, and proceeds with the Parting of the Cow from Itself, probably a little too happy about it all.]
Kepler! Youre like a “do-anything” type of guy right? I need help with something but I need you to say yes. I’ll tell you what it is I just NEED you to agree to do it first
-@bashyourbrainsout
This is maybe the most Scariest Ask I've ever gotten, but hell yeah!!! Absolutely!! I am AT YOUR SERVICE, Brainsie!
FANTASTIC I am SO glad you’re enthusiastic. There is a dead rancid cow on the property. It is so bad and we need to get rid of it. Nature isnt taking care of it and the dogs might eat it. I’d do it myself but I still have stitches so anything to make it easier on myself. So uh. I’ve got a chainsaw
oouhhhh so THAT'S what I've been smellin' when I go out...
But, Buddy, Babes, Sweetheart... You had me at Chainsaw. We could see if any bits of it are good... Give it to Magenta as a gift, or somethin'!
Also, it's not Frank's chainsaw, right? Cause he'll be Pissed if he saw us using it...
nah I bought myself a chainsaw for uh. Unrelated purposes.
You could be the one to cut it up, for sure. I’d just put on less-nice clothes if I were you. I’m about to head out the field with the wheelbarrow. Just yell for me out there when you’re ready and I’ll come show you where it is
Kepler! Youre like a “do-anything” type of guy right? I need help with something but I need you to say yes. I’ll tell you what it is I just NEED you to agree to do it first
-@bashyourbrainsout
This is maybe the most Scariest Ask I've ever gotten, but hell yeah!!! Absolutely!! I am AT YOUR SERVICE, Brainsie!
FANTASTIC I am SO glad you’re enthusiastic. There is a dead rancid cow on the property. It is so bad and we need to get rid of it. Nature isnt taking care of it and the dogs might eat it. I’d do it myself but I still have stitches so anything to make it easier on myself. So uh. I’ve got a chainsaw
oouhhhh so THAT'S what I've been smellin' when I go out...
But, Buddy, Babes, Sweetheart... You had me at Chainsaw. We could see if any bits of it are good... Give it to Magenta as a gift, or somethin'!
Also, it's not Frank's chainsaw, right? Cause he'll be Pissed if he saw us using it...
Kepler! Youre like a “do-anything” type of guy right? I need help with something but I need you to say yes. I’ll tell you what it is I just NEED you to agree to do it first
-@bashyourbrainsout
This is maybe the most Scariest Ask I've ever gotten, but hell yeah!!! Absolutely!! I am AT YOUR SERVICE, Brainsie!
OOC//: Saw this, and HAD to do it!! It was a lot of fun heheee
Kepler likes to think he's Friends with literally almost Everyone and Everyone else is.... Ambivalent about him amen
I do wish I could somehow make Kepler and The Criminologist Meet, I think they'd get along weirdly...
Heyyyy maybe I like it Diet!! It's got a weird aftertaste... Humans hate it, but I kinda like it. It's nasty, but in like... A rounded way. Sweet in a bitter way.
Maybe YOU need to be put in that big, Beautiful white room for Not likin' it... Hehe
it’s like if you were to urinate in a water bottle, shake it, mix it with baking soda, and leave it in the sun for 2 days straight. that. that’s what you drink instead of this sweet succulent godsend of accessible kelp shake.
Heyyyy maybe I like it Diet!! It's got a weird aftertaste... Humans hate it, but I kinda like it. It's nasty, but in like... A rounded way. Sweet in a bitter way.
Maybe YOU need to be put in that big, Beautiful white room for Not likin' it... Hehe
it’s like if you were to urinate in a water bottle, shake it, mix it with baking soda, and leave it in the sun for 2 days straight. that. that’s what you drink instead of this sweet succulent godsend of accessible kelp shake.
Heyyyy maybe I like it Diet!! It's got a weird aftertaste... Humans hate it, but I kinda like it. It's nasty, but in like... A rounded way. Sweet in a bitter way.
Maybe YOU need to be put in that big, Beautiful white room for Not likin' it... Hehe
My relationship status is... Complicated but simple? I live in Frank's house, so you can assume how I pulled that off, but I'm, like, not Taken! I'm open to anything and Anyone, really hehehe <3
I'm no romantic, though, I've never been in a Relationship relationship...
My job is whatever job needs Doin' really! I'm kind of an... Whaddya call it? Everyman!! I can fix stuff, I can clean stuff, I can be trusted not to burn down the kitchen... I do a buncha shit around the castle! And I Usually don't fuck it up! Usually....
Mostly I sit around waitin' to be called on, so I guess you can say my job is Loungin' Around aswell hehe!
