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@ask-klok
Basic Info
This is a silly 18+ blog for fun :) with drawn replies when we can (mostly lineart/sketches, occasional coloring)! Feel free to ask anything. Sorry if responses take a few days sometimes, both owners work the same schedule. We are 2 different artists, so expect the artstyle to vary among posts a little.
Ask any character anything pretty much (this includes Charles, Abigail, Magnus, etc.)
No official answers, this blog is not affiliated with Metalocalypse or Adult Swim
I 'discreetly' slide some cocaine to Pickles (I just slam it on the table)
Enjoy!
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Nathan: He’s pretty krump about that.
Draw something adorable (Toki)!!!!
Charles: To everyone sending us asks in the past months, we’re sorry. The, uh, boys have been so “busy” lately, we haven’t been able to get back to any of you. So! Here’s our most adorable band mate.
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Murderface: Yeah, we weren’t busy, we just didn’t give a shit.
OMG OMG HI HI- HH- I’m a big fan of Dethklok!!! Murderface needs a bit of love, here you go buddy have some kisses ( ˘ ³˘)♥
Murderface: Hell yeah!
Murderface: Bitches on my left AND bitches on my right
The best prank you guys have personally seen?
Nathan: Personally, uhhhh… my favorite was this kinda old one, the one where uhh.. that guy gets scared by that like scary maze thing and he cries and gets up and PISSED himself, I like that one, that one’s funny
Toki: I showeds you thats one!!!
Nathan: Yeah, Toki showed me that one.
Pickles: guys that one is totally fake. :/
smiles :3 since salacias here apparently .. how does murderface feel about that !!!! does he fw it!!! are they chill!!!!!
Murderface: No??? We’re not fucking ‘chill’! That motherfucker possessed me?!
Can charles hit the griddy
Nathan: He’d say he can’t, but we all know better, look at this shit
Magnus should rate this playlist <3
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/77xnmfV5lFfNiElCBQ74kK?si=LLwDG8AQSW-xS9v9mE6PXw
Magnus: Like the first one. Fuck the rest…
Nathan: FFFFUCK the first song, the rest is good, good job, it’s almost fuckin doable ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Skwisgaar, explain your hair care routine to us!
Skwisgaar: Wellsss… IIII turns the waters onnn, I sits there, lets it uhhh go through an thens i shampoos it, I conditions it, sometimes I use de ladys shampoos if I wants it to be extra softssss, uh I uh,, after I shampoos it I sit an thinks.. I conditions it, I rinse it, thinks some mores,, I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
*falls asleep*
Do Toki and Nathan ever brush each others hair? :) I feel like they'd both find it comforting
Nathan: Yeah, we do every now and then.
Nathan: Little fucker is rough with me though…
I need every dethklok member carnally
go to bed
We need Magnus revival I'm begging 🙏🙏🙏
Alright already, he has risen
Hey Pickles, what's your drug of choice other than, yknow, alcohol?
Pickles: Booze will aways be my number one, nothin’ll take its place. But boy do I I love smokin some pot
Guys i know we said it’s an 18+ blog but we barely get asked anything other than “I want so and so to f**** me so bad” 😭😭 pleaseeee ask us some normal stuff lmao
follow up on the Assassin one yes on those lips. Maybe you're so upset all the time because the sensory nightmare that is chapped lips let me give you some burts bees <3
Metal Masked Assassin: Ahhh, my lips feel so much more… plump and kissable now. Much better. Thank you.
is…. is salacia in the room with us rn…………
Salacia: Who told you..?
Not meant to be offensive, mostly to find out how Nathan understands them.
I have problems hearing and processing things said to me and the worst is with accents, I just stand there with a blank stare.
I figured Nathan had a cool way to process and understand his bandmates. I guess he has captions on for IRL interactions! I wish I had IRL captions...
For real though, I wasn't trying to be offensive. You have every right to not answer asks if you feel they are!
We just misunderstood you lol! We aren’t actually offended and didn’t mean anything rudely, just gave a silly answer! We want captions IRL too.