Kori the Guard Cat

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[ask-kori]

Onii-chan, Kori-chan started her own account, nya~!

Ask your fascinating questions and buy the newest collection of our super-duper-sparkly-warkly-jiggly-wiggly-huzzah-ful merch in all of Hell and Heaven, nya~! Hurry up, nya~!

Admin is @silvireal

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[sinner-xiao]

Two sides of the same coin.

@ask-kori

[aceynk]

“play” is a fun verb in that it is nonspecific about the actual action, it just describes the attitude in which it is carried out. similarly, “toy” is a noun that does not specify any object in particular, just the attitude it is approached with. therefore, officer, you’ll find that i did not, quote, ““kill a man””; i simply played with a toy. now if you would please remove these handcuffs

[pseudobun]

@ask-kori

[ask-kori]

Xiǎo was very close on her target’s trail. After this job, she’d run back to her place, throw out the evidence and call it a night. It would all be—

Are you fucking kidding me?

From the corner of her eyes is the all too familiar sight of a pair of perked up cat ears. Kori. That homicidal annoyance had insisted on following her on her past few missions. Xiǎo was getting sick of the unwanted attention.

I thought I told you to get your own target. -🐾🩸

Oh yeah, you tell me this every single time I show up, nya! Xiao-chan, you're such a tsundere, nya~!!

Kori wags her cat tails and grins. She doesn't seem to notice the annoyance on Xiao's face.. or maybe she just doesn't care.

Sooo, who are we hunting today, nya~?

[sinner-xiao]

There is no we, xiǎobèndàn. I am hunting down a target who’s been giving my employers way too much trouble. And after this, I won’t be havin’ to worry about this job for a while. I hope.

She readies her gun, focusing her sights on the target as they stop for a smoke break in a shadowy alleyway. Looks like it would be a quick and easy hit. Just how Xiǎo liked it.

Now beat it. I need this to be done. -🐾🩸

[ask-kori]

Ohhh, don't say it like that, Xiao-chan! Don't you like your job, nya? Or maybe you just haven't had any interesting toys in a while! Kori-chan can fix it! She has a looot of toys, and some of them are labeled, but still wandering around freely, free for you to hunt the down! Aurelia, Cassian, Abby, Vixen, Chaz...

The list goes on and on.

[sinner-xiao]

Xiǎo usually tuned out of Kori's ramblings, until one name caught her attention. The blood drained from her face. She clenched the gun in her hand tightly, nearly warping the cool metal.

What did you just say? -🐾🩸

[ask-kori]

Kori blinks, then raises an eyebrow.

Seriously, nya? Chaz? Jeez, find someone better to be protective of, Xiao-chan. I mean, none of these trashbags really deserves your protection, but he's, like THE worst. Ew- I mean, nya~

[sinner-xiao]

Xiǎo growled. Actually growled. Her canine traits were something she was never fond of, so she always kept them hidden. But she couldn’t hold back now. Not when Kori was threatening her.

I don’t give a fuck about that shark fucker. I’m talking about Vixen, my employer. -🐾🩸

[ask-kori]

Kori pauses, taking a moment to understand why has Xiao suddenly gone so mad. And then it dawned on her.

...Oooh, I see, is this someone you want to deal with personally, nya? Kori-chan can help! Do you want me to tie her up with ropes or chains for you? Just don't ask me to do shibari, that's freaky, nya~!

[ask-kori]

Xiǎo was very close on her target’s trail. After this job, she’d run back to her place, throw out the evidence and call it a night. It would all be—

Are you fucking kidding me?

From the corner of her eyes is the all too familiar sight of a pair of perked up cat ears. Kori. That homicidal annoyance had insisted on following her on her past few missions. Xiǎo was getting sick of the unwanted attention.

I thought I told you to get your own target. -🐾🩸

Oh yeah, you tell me this every single time I show up, nya! Xiao-chan, you're such a tsundere, nya~!!

Kori wags her cat tails and grins. She doesn't seem to notice the annoyance on Xiao's face.. or maybe she just doesn't care.

Sooo, who are we hunting today, nya~?

[sinner-xiao]

There is no we, xiǎobèndàn. I am hunting down a target who’s been giving my employers way too much trouble. And after this, I won’t be havin’ to worry about this job for a while. I hope.

She readies her gun, focusing her sights on the target as they stop for a smoke break in a shadowy alleyway. Looks like it would be a quick and easy hit. Just how Xiǎo liked it.

Now beat it. I need this to be done. -🐾🩸

[ask-kori]

Ohhh, don't say it like that, Xiao-chan! Don't you like your job, nya? Or maybe you just haven't had any interesting toys in a while! Kori-chan can fix it! She has a looot of toys, and some of them are labeled, but still wandering around freely, free for you to hunt the down! Aurelia, Cassian, Abby, Vixen, Chaz...

The list goes on and on.

[sinner-xiao]

Xiǎo usually tuned out of Kori's ramblings, until one name caught her attention. The blood drained from her face. She clenched the gun in her hand tightly, nearly warping the cool metal.

What did you just say? -🐾🩸

[ask-kori]

Kori blinks, then raises an eyebrow.

Seriously, nya? Chaz? Jeez, find someone better to be protective of, Xiao-chan. I mean, none of these trashbags really deserves your protection, but he's, like THE worst. Ew- I mean, nya~

[ask-kori]

Xiǎo was very close on her target’s trail. After this job, she’d run back to her place, throw out the evidence and call it a night. It would all be—

Are you fucking kidding me?

From the corner of her eyes is the all too familiar sight of a pair of perked up cat ears. Kori. That homicidal annoyance had insisted on following her on her past few missions. Xiǎo was getting sick of the unwanted attention.

I thought I told you to get your own target. -🐾🩸

Oh yeah, you tell me this every single time I show up, nya! Xiao-chan, you're such a tsundere, nya~!!

Kori wags her cat tails and grins. She doesn't seem to notice the annoyance on Xiao's face.. or maybe she just doesn't care.

Sooo, who are we hunting today, nya~?

[sinner-xiao]

There is no we, xiǎobèndàn. I am hunting down a target who’s been giving my employers way too much trouble. And after this, I won’t be havin’ to worry about this job for a while. I hope.

She readies her gun, focusing her sights on the target as they stop for a smoke break in a shadowy alleyway. Looks like it would be a quick and easy hit. Just how Xiǎo liked it.

Now beat it. I need this to be done. -🐾🩸

[ask-kori]

Ohhh, don't say it like that, Xiao-chan! Don't you like your job, nya? Or maybe you just haven't had any interesting toys in a while! Kori-chan can fix it! She has a looot of toys, and some of them are labeled, but still wandering around freely, free for you to hunt the down! Aurelia, Cassian, Abby, Vixen, Chaz...

The list goes on and on.

[everyday-cutephoto]

[joy-eris-joy]

@ask-kori

[joy-eris-joy]

Happy 20th birthday Avery (@/informist)!

Oh man oh god, did this take so long to put together. But it was well worth it! There have been times where I’ve called out of work just to work on this. After all, who needs money when you’ve got Salad birthday content!

This story takes place a bit further in the future of the RP, and yes, the Salad baby is very much canon. Their name? Only for me and the rest of the Loots to know (for now)!

(Also, thanks to @pseudobun for offering feedback and to @silvireal for designing the Salad kid!!! Love you besties 🖤)

[ask-kori]

Xiǎo was very close on her target’s trail. After this job, she’d run back to her place, throw out the evidence and call it a night. It would all be—

Are you fucking kidding me?

From the corner of her eyes is the all too familiar sight of a pair of perked up cat ears. Kori. That homicidal annoyance had insisted on following her on her past few missions. Xiǎo was getting sick of the unwanted attention.

I thought I told you to get your own target. -🐾🩸

Oh yeah, you tell me this every single time I show up, nya! Xiao-chan, you're such a tsundere, nya~!!

Kori wags her cat tails and grins. She doesn't seem to notice the annoyance on Xiao's face.. or maybe she just doesn't care.

Sooo, who are we hunting today, nya~?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @killerbeeswithattitude

glowy glowy

text: Some cats are radioactive and that's okay!

[joy-eris-joy]

@ask-kori (I think)

[ask-kori]

You'll never know, but you may be right, Joy-sama, nya~!

[silvireal]

hi! i'm mai

figured i should make a navigation post too, soooo

DMs & asks are OPEN

commissions are OPEN -> payment methods: hipolink or ask for my steam wishlist or russian card

tis banner is by @field-o-dandelions! thank u, i love it sm!

btw i rp as canon HH&HB characters:

@ask-sera (Sera)

@adam-the-dickmaster (Adam)

@maidniffty (Niffty)

and ocs:

@your-favorite-spyho (Lee/Luther/Lyra)

@your-favorite-therapist (Vienna/V)

@ask-kori (Kori)

@seraphim-perach (Perach)

@lanagonzalez (Lana)

[girlblocker]

me if meowing was a sin tbh

[girlblocker]

& heres me if meowing was illegal

[mysonglady-deactivated20230606]

But it’s not so enjoy

[girlblocker]

so true, here i am happy and free because nobody can morally or legally stop me from meowing

[joy-eris-joy]

@ask-kori

[ask-kori]

Nyan~!

[ask-kori]

Yeah, Kori-chan works here, nya~ uwu

[ask-kori]

😡

[ask-kori]

ask game: 😱💼

silly fear: water

true fear: Vienna; TBD

[grim-memes]

Fantasy Character Development

🎇 = Does your character possess magic? How do they feel about it even if they don’t have it?

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🤕 = Has your character obtained any unique or important injuries/scars, what are they and what are they from?

💼 = What does your character consider to be their ‘occupation’ how do they define it? Is it lucrative?

💧 = Has the type of world your character lives in claimed anyone they loved? How do they cope with it?

🏰 = Does your character feel any connection with the land/country they were born in, what sort of connection?

🔮 = Does your character buy into destinies, fate, or prophecies? Why or why not?

😡 = Is there something commonplace in their kingdom or world that your character absolutely despises?

🥊 = Has your character experienced war or conflict, directly or indirectly how did it effect them?

😱 = What does your character fear most in their world?

🐉 = Of the fantastical elements in their world what does your character actually find strange, or hard to believe?

😈 = Does your character believe in hard, definable good and evils?

💗 = Any unique traditions where your character is from that wouldn’t work or apply in the real world?

[ask-kori]

*After a long day of bringing Joy to the masses, Emily sat down at her desk in the JoyTeam™️ building and began working on paperwork. Only a few more minutes of quiet paperwork until she was free and could return home…*

SMASH!!

Something broke into Emily's office through the window, shattering it to pieces. A loud hiss followed.

WHAT THE MEOW?!! KORI-CHAN HAS FALLEN ASLEEP IN A DIFFERENT PLACE!

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

*Her head whipped and found a cat sinner and a drone crumpled in an angry pile on her floor.*

“Uh, hi! I’m Emily, but you can call me Em, Emmy or E. Whatever you’re most comfortable with- are you okay?”

[ask-kori]

Kori gets up and tries to fix her hair after sleeping.. and crushing into the Heaven's building on the drone.

Kori-chan isn't comfortable calling Emmy-chan at all, no matter the name! Kori-chan doesn't know you!! And also this place smells unfamiliar! Kinda like...

Suddenly, Kori's flattened ears perked up and her pupils widened.

Ava-kun?

She looks outside of the building.

Is it.. Heaven?

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

“Yes! This is heaven! Do you know how you got here?”

*Emily kept her distance, not moving from her seat quite yet. Keeping the strayed sinner as calm as possible felt like a good idea.*

[ask-kori]

Kori looks at the drone.

. . .

She throws it out of the window.

Kori-chan got redeemed!

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

*Emily’s eyes flicked to where a halo would be before flicking back down and pursing her lips. Behind her, the drone floated up and continued watching. Why did it look so familiar?*

“I don’t… uh, I don’t know if thats really what happened. It might be better if you return back to hell. Would you like a free portal?”

[ask-kori]

Kori hisses again and shakes her head. She quickly looks around, searching for a quick way out.

Kori-chan won't return! Kori-chan..

Think! There must be some valid excuse!

...wants to visit her friend, nya!

Kori has no friends. But, well, that'll do. She already knows who's she's gonna pay a visit to anyway.

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

“Oh that’s nice!”

*Emily smiles at Kori before realizing that a sinner in heaven will most definitely come to bite her in the rear.*

“Or- well what if you just called them? I really have to insist that you go home!”

*She pushes herself out of her office chair, worry tight in her brow.*

[ask-kori]

Kori steps away, fluffing the fur on her cheeks slightly.

Nope! Kori-chan is already here, nya!

Kori looks on Emily's table and, without thinking much, knocks the mug off it.

...And she stays here, nya!

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

*Emily gasps as the mug with Iris’s baby handprints all over it in various colors of finger paint falls and shatters on the floor.*

“Hey! My—someone made that for me!”

*She looks up and glares at the sinner before taking a breath, she’s just being obnoxious because it’s in her nature.*

“Okay, it’s time for you to go home.”

*She opens a portal to the protecting right below Kori.*

[ask-kori]

Kori flattens her ears and uses her huge hands to maintain the balance and avoid falling into the portal.

Hey, nya! I didn't say "yes", you baka!

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

“I didn’t say you could break my mug, you- you- mean person!”

*Emily widened the portal slowly so that she could drop gently into hell.*

[ask-kori]

Kori meows in protest but falls through the portal. And here she thought she has a chance to play with Ava-kun again!

KORI-CHAN WILL BE BAAAaaaaaaack

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

*Satisfied that the job was done, Emily closed the portal with a sigh and got to work cleaning up the mug.*

[ask-kori]

As the result of the rude angel's merciless actions, Kori, despite obviously being the cattest cat in the world, fails to land on her paws and falls right on @sinner-xiao.

[sinner-xiao]

Oof— what the hell!

Xiǎo jumps up, startled by the sudden appearance of the cat Sinner. She grabs Kori by the shoulders.

You again! I thought I told you I wasn’t interested! -🐾🩸

[ask-kori]

Kori hisses at her in response.

Kori-chan knows that you're a lame grump who doesn't like to have fun, nya! She wouldn't come to you on purpose, nya!

She tries to wriggle out of Xiao's grip.

[sinner-xiao]

Xiǎo drops her to the ground ungraciously.

Right. Because apparently Hell isn’t big enough for the both of us.

She groans.

If this is another convoluted scam to get me hired as muscle, I already got a job. I don’t need another offer for somethin’ I already hate doin’. -🐾🩸

[ask-kori]

Kori gets up and huffs, immediately fixing her clothes. She quietly mumbles to herself something incoherent.

Why would you need all these unstable one-time jobs that you hate when you can just go sign a contract with someone worthy and contribute to an already big and decent company? People like you are just parasites of our society and-

Kori quickly snaps back in character.

Anyways, Kori-chan's nap time is over, time to go back to work, nya! Good luck with guarding.. whatever abomination you're hired to guard today, Xiao-chan, nya~! I hope one day you'll understand that you're walking the wrong path and join me as Vox-sama's left hand, nya~! Since Kori-chan is already his right hand, she cannot offer a better position, nya~!

[sinner-xiao]

Uh huh. Yeah. Because serving a corporate type is so tight.

Maybe when I’m down on my luck and outta better options. Maybe you got different ideas, but I don’t got plans on making my afterlife as messy as my living one was. -🐾🩸

[ask-kori]

Messy?

Messy?

Someone probably took this personally. Hm, I wonder who.

How DARE you?! You're the most MESSY thing in my whole afterlife! Unlike you, I work in a STABLE company, have a COMPLETELY NORMAL life with STRICTLY defined tasks, KPI and a STABLE salary depending on it, and YOU are the jobless little brat that ruins my perfect life by randomly getting in my way!

[sinner-xiao]

You naïve little bitch…

You have NO idea how this actually works do you?

Don’t your boss got other lackeys? Ain’t he just gonna throw you out as soon as he decides ya ain’t useful anymore? It’s just how it goes, no matter how many benefits you get! -🐾🩸

Her voice raises, her eyes becoming enraged, anger boiling at memories she’s tried to forget ages ago.

[ask-kori]

YOU are the only one so stupid and clueless here!

My position is only my position, there are no "other lackeys"! I was born to work there and will die working there! I've been doing my job for DECADES! Because that's just how things work in a civilized world!

An employment contract is like a marriage, but without the gross part of it. Simple, pre-determined and lasts forever.

She scoffs.

Not that someone of your heritage would understand.

[sinner-xiao]

Xiǎo bristles at the way Kori spits the words, years of repressed anger coming out all at once.

My heritage? MY HERITAGE??

She grabs Kori by the tails.

MY FAMILY DID NOT CROSS DANGEROUS LANDS AND WATERS TO MAKE IT TO AMERICA JUST FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO TALK YOUR BULLSHIT!!!

She swings Kori quickly.

YOU WANNA TALK SHIT? FUHGGEDAHBOUIT BITCH!!! -🐾🩸

Xiǎo finally lets go, flinging Kori through the air, until she’s out of view. Her breathing calms down as she grounds herself. Fear pricks at her as she feels the side of herself she always tries to repress slowly start to seep out. She should probably find herself an anger management therapist.

[ask-kori]

CURSE YOU FUCKING GAIJIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Kori helplessly waves her paws, as if this can make her fly. She falls, punching through the ceiling and the floor of Pruflas' chambers.

MEOW OW!!

[prince-pruflas]

OwO what’s this?

A pussy in my room? Oh wait you’re Voxxy’s kit. Cory or something? Hey sisssss, how are you doing~!!! -👑

[ask-kori]

Kori jumps to her feet and hisses at him for as long as she can hold her breath. Her fur stood up and eyes fixed on the huge birb. And all that just because she saw bro's behavior as a sexual harassment.

Why she hissed instead of attacking him immediately?

...

Obviously, because she's a cat. And maybe. Just maybe. Because he's a Goetia and that would trigger a massive scandal.

BAD! ONE MORE STEP AND YOU WILL TOO!

[prince-pruflas]

What? Oh, calm down now murderbot! Women aren’t my thing. I just wanna chat! Like what got you over here in this part of Hell? Get into a…cat fight? Haha, I’m so funny! -👑

[ask-kori]

Kori's ear twitches nervously and she huffs, trying to calm down.

No idea, nya! Kori-chan just tried to give good advice to a friend and got punched so hard she almost learned to fly! Seriously, what's wrong with people these days, nya!!

[prince-pruflas]

Oh tell me about it sis!! I just had a little chat with an old pal of mine and he was sooooo cold. And I’ve been trying to reach my little brother recently but he won’t return any of my calls — how rude!! Girlies need to chill for real. -👑

[ask-kori]

That's what I'm talking about! The only person I can talk to these days is Vox-sama, but he's always so busy that I just can't get rid of my boredom, nya! Everyone else is just running away or not interested or being weird! Not a single person Kori-chan can talk to or play with...