Uh, Kyle. That's my name.

+13 An ask/rp blog for Kyle Sanders from Wii Deleted You! WDY was made by IceyPie! M!As are allowed!

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

🕹(PROMO/INFO)💻

(THIS TAKES AFTER THE EVENTS OF WII DELETED YOU)

*There was nothing but a dark screen, empty and inactive. However, after a few seconds, an incoming video call from someone called "Kyle Sanders" goes through. The call is answered, revealing now on the other side of the screen a brunette young man with a red sweater and black stripes. He then begins to speak*

Wh- oh, there we go. That took a while.

Anyways, uh hello. I uh I'm Kyle, Kyle Sanders. I decided to come here to tumblr to maybe find different things to do. Y'know, anything that'll repress the past is fine. Besides, I've got nothing else better to do. Uh, anyways, ask anything if y'all would like.

Info!!!

Name: Kyle Sanders

Age: 22

Height: 6'2"

Occupation: Employee at a local store.

Pronouns: He/They/Xe

Sexuality: Transgender FTM gay.

NOW FT. AUSTIN/CM

Uh...ask I guess???

I still don't know what Tumblr is-

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Hey Austin, I know Eteled was basically your killer and ruined your entire life plan (which I know was seriously unfair, I feel for ya) but have you ever taken a moment to think that revenge isn't always the best? You spent 10 years trying to get revenge on him, what will you do if you're done with him?

I'LL NEVER BE DONE WITH THAT BASTARD. I WILL NEVER REST IN PEACE UNTIL HE IS GONE, OKAY?!

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

[...Soon...]

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Robo-Darkrai: [YO GIRL] IS COMPLETELY [ALL ABOARD!] WITH HIM [On SO many levels]! SO IF Y’ALL SO MUCH AS [Set FOOT] IN HER [Happy Home Paradise], SHE’LL [OWN] YOU TABBLE-FLIPPERS! [And another thing], THEY GOT [Other Friends] OUT DA WAZZOO! [Thank you for coming to my TED Talk], [Like, Comment, and Subscribe]. *She turns to leave, but turns back AGAIN* [Oh, one more thing!], THE [MegaMan Robot Master] LOOK SUITS YA WAY BETTER! [TA-TA~!] {2/2 You feel like you got your work cut out for you}

...The fact that she chose to side with that fucker is just making me more determined to break in there.

Agreed.

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

*uh oh. Looks like that crazy Darkrai look-alike is ready for round 2*. [ZOO-[REEEE]-[Mama]], DID YOU [PECK] UP! RIGHT WHEN YOU [F[BEEP!]IN’ NERDS] WERE PLANNING THAT [CALL]; YOUR LITTLE [Diagraphephobia] FRIEND WAS JUST ABOUT TO SPILL IT ALL TO THAT [Hoochi-Mama], ALL BY HIMSELF! ALSO, HE SPILLED THE [even SPICIER] STUFF, LIKE HOW HE [Legitimately] REGRETS KICKING YOUR [Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts] RIGHT INTO [Miitopia]. [And do you want to know something ELSE?] {1/2 oh god}

Jesus christ, now what.

Yeah, I don't believe any of that shit.

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

i... would not recommend breaking into her house. if she called the cops then kyle would end up being in some real hot water

And you actually think I don't know that?

Relax, I ain't letting anything deviate from the plan.

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

So what's the plan now?

We break in her house.

WHAT?!?

Is that the only way???

B Z Z Z Z T !

YES.

We end this right here and now.

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

How u feeling, Kyle?

Like shit, duh.

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

*Kyle sighed in frustration as he took one of the pills on his shelving and swallowed it before he had flopped down on the bed. Austin kept him company in his computer as Kyle tried to calm down after all that.*

[Kyle and Austin are available for questions again!]

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

AM I SENSING A RETURN???

(Ooc; Probably :3)

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

(Ooc; hi :) )

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Hey, Sam? Can... Can I tell you something? It's- kind of important."

"Of course man, you can tell me anything."

"...So, the Corrupted Mii. You know that he absolutely hates my guts, but I've never really told you why."

"Well... the reason is because I... I uh..."

"I k-"

Before Eteled can finish, however, the discord incoming call jingle begins to play from Sam's laptop. They both look over, their eyes widening as they see who's calling.

". . ."

". . . F u c k ."

[Sam and Eteled are temporarily unavailable for asks!]

@ask-kyle-sanders-wdy

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Yeah, me either. At this point I'm not gonna sugar coat anything.

She better answer RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I'm playing games no longer.

We HAVE to tell her. That BASTARD takes refuge by pretending to be the FUCKING victim.

And don't worry, I'll gladly join the conversation for proof~

[Kyle and Austin are also unavailable for asks temporarily.]

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam quickly sprints over to the tv and turns the Wii off, before running over to her laptop, grabbing it, and carrying it back over to her bed. She then takes a deep breath before answering the call.

"Yo."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Heyyyy...long time no see.

Except it isn't since I saw you sprint like hell out of the Gamestop that I was conveniently at.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh shit, you were there too?"

"Sorry about like, not saying hi or anything. If I saw you I would've, but I was kinda in a rush."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...Mhm, sure.

Anyways, how's everything, hm? Has anything new Wii related come up?

You know, after last time, we have to be careful another doesn't exist.

Since the last one was completely destroyed, right?

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Things have been alright. And no, nothing new has come up yet."

"How are things goin with you? Anything new on your end?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh you know, living.

And also finding out that Eteled is still around thanks to someone we both know of.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"...I'm sorry what-?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...

*sigh*

That's your cue

BZZZZZZT!

Hello, Sam~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam nearly jumps at Austin's sudden appearance.

"Holy SHIT-! Who the hell are you?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh we have met before, Sam. Let me remind you~

BZZZZZZZZT!

Did ya miss me? I'm sure Eteled misses me from your Wii~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me-"

"Okay first of all, the fuck are you talking about 'my Wii'? You of all people should already know damn well that it melted, since y'know, you're the one who melted it."

"And second, that's what you actually look like? Geez, you're about as much of a twink as Kyle!"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

A FUCKING WHAT?!

Oh God not this again-

YOU ARE A LIAR. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF PROTECTING A FUCKING MURDERER!!!

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"The fuck are you calling me a liar for?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

HE'S STILL ALIVE. YOU LIE WHEN YOU SAY THAT THE WII'S DESTRUCTION WAS HIS END.

AND HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY INGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID. HE'S KILLED PEOPLE. REAL PEOPLE.

HE KILLED ME.

. . .

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam paused for a second, taken aback. When he'd called Eteled a murderer, she had just assumed he was talking about the other Miis that she already knew about.

But this was completely different.

"He... what?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

HE. KILLED. ME.

I WAS A HUMAN JUST LIKE HE WAS. THAT BASTARD DRUGGED ME, TIED ME TO A CHAIR, CHOPPED MY FUCKING LEGS OFF WHILE ENJOYING MY SUFFERING, TO FINALLY FINISH ME OFF MY CHOPPING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF.

I AND I HAD NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO HIM.

A SHITTY LIFE DOES NOT AND WILL NEVER JUSTIFY MURDER.

YOU PROTECT A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam looks off to the side, thinking. She doesn't want to believe it. She really doesn't want to believe it. But... he sounds so genuine.

And considering the things she's seen him do and heard about him doing before, as much as she hates to say it, it doesn't seem like too much of a stretch.

...She'd have to talk to Eteled about this.

"...Look. I don't know where Eteled is. I have absolutely no fucking clue. But if he's really still out there somewhere, and I happen to find out where..."

"...I'll let you two know as soon as possible, alright?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

I don't believe you.

And you want to know something else, Sam? Kyle has the right to be a part of this. Not only because that prick took his childhood, but because guess fucking what?

I am his uncle.

. . .

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"!"

"...Holy shit I can see it now oh my god-"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Hey, what the hell is that supposed to mean, huh?!

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Well for one the whole twink thing I mentioned earlier but-"

"You two also have the same hair color, green eyes, and weak ass facial hair-"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

EX-FUCKING-CUSE YOU?!?

EX-FUCKING-CUSE YOU?!?

*The screen glitches a lot for a hot second thanks to Austin.*

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Aaaand same short fuse."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

OH THAT'S FUCKING IT. YOU LIE, SAM, AND I KNOW IT. THAT BASTARD IS STILL ALIVE, BUT NOT FOR LONG. WE WILL END THIS.

YEAH!

I know you can hear me, Eteled.

BZZZZZZT!

See you soon~

[END OF THE CALL]

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Hey, Sam? Can... Can I tell you something? It's- kind of important."

"Of course man, you can tell me anything."

"...So, the Corrupted Mii. You know that he absolutely hates my guts, but I've never really told you why."

"Well... the reason is because I... I uh..."

"I k-"

Before Eteled can finish, however, the discord incoming call jingle begins to play from Sam's laptop. They both look over, their eyes widening as they see who's calling.

". . ."

". . . F u c k ."

[Sam and Eteled are temporarily unavailable for asks!]

@ask-kyle-sanders-wdy

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Yeah, me either. At this point I'm not gonna sugar coat anything.

She better answer RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I'm playing games no longer.

We HAVE to tell her. That BASTARD takes refuge by pretending to be the FUCKING victim.

And don't worry, I'll gladly join the conversation for proof~

[Kyle and Austin are also unavailable for asks temporarily.]

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam quickly sprints over to the tv and turns the Wii off, before running over to her laptop, grabbing it, and carrying it back over to her bed. She then takes a deep breath before answering the call.

"Yo."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Heyyyy...long time no see.

Except it isn't since I saw you sprint like hell out of the Gamestop that I was conveniently at.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh shit, you were there too?"

"Sorry about like, not saying hi or anything. If I saw you I would've, but I was kinda in a rush."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...Mhm, sure.

Anyways, how's everything, hm? Has anything new Wii related come up?

You know, after last time, we have to be careful another doesn't exist.

Since the last one was completely destroyed, right?

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Things have been alright. And no, nothing new has come up yet."

"How are things goin with you? Anything new on your end?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh you know, living.

And also finding out that Eteled is still around thanks to someone we both know of.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"...I'm sorry what-?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...

*sigh*

That's your cue

BZZZZZZT!

Hello, Sam~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam nearly jumps at Austin's sudden appearance.

"Holy SHIT-! Who the hell are you?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh we have met before, Sam. Let me remind you~

BZZZZZZZZT!

Did ya miss me? I'm sure Eteled misses me from your Wii~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me-"

"Okay first of all, the fuck are you talking about 'my Wii'? You of all people should already know damn well that it melted, since y'know, you're the one who melted it."

"And second, that's what you actually look like? Geez, you're about as much of a twink as Kyle!"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

A FUCKING WHAT?!

Oh God not this again-

YOU ARE A LIAR. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF PROTECTING A FUCKING MURDERER!!!

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"The fuck are you calling me a liar for?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

HE'S STILL ALIVE. YOU LIE WHEN YOU SAY THAT THE WII'S DESTRUCTION WAS HIS END.

AND HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY INGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID. HE'S KILLED PEOPLE. REAL PEOPLE.

HE KILLED ME.

. . .

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam paused for a second, taken aback. When he'd called Eteled a murderer, she had just assumed he was talking about the other Miis that she already knew about.

But this was completely different.

"He... what?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

HE. KILLED. ME.

I WAS A HUMAN JUST LIKE HE WAS. THAT BASTARD DRUGGED ME, TIED ME TO A CHAIR, CHOPPED MY FUCKING LEGS OFF WHILE ENJOYING MY SUFFERING, TO FINALLY FINISH ME OFF MY CHOPPING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF.

I AND I HAD NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO HIM.

A SHITTY LIFE DOES NOT AND WILL NEVER JUSTIFY MURDER.

YOU PROTECT A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam looks off to the side, thinking. She doesn't want to believe it. She really doesn't want to believe it. But... he sounds so genuine.

And considering the things she's seen him do and heard about him doing before, as much as she hates to say it, it doesn't seem like too much of a stretch.

...She'd have to talk to Eteled about this.

"...Look. I don't know where Eteled is. I have absolutely no fucking clue. But if he's really still out there somewhere, and I happen to find out where..."

"...I'll let you two know as soon as possible, alright?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

I don't believe you.

And you want to know something else, Sam? Kyle has the right to be a part of this. Not only because that prick took his childhood, but because guess fucking what?

I am his uncle.

. . .

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"!"

"...Holy shit I can see it now oh my god-"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Hey, what the hell is that supposed to mean, huh?!

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Well for one the whole twink thing I mentioned earlier but-"

"You two also have the same hair color, green eyes, and weak ass facial hair-"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

EX-FUCKING-CUSE YOU?!?

EX-FUCKING-CUSE YOU?!?

*The screen glitches a lot for a hot second thanks to Austin.*

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Hey, Sam? Can... Can I tell you something? It's- kind of important."

"Of course man, you can tell me anything."

"...So, the Corrupted Mii. You know that he absolutely hates my guts, but I've never really told you why."

"Well... the reason is because I... I uh..."

"I k-"

Before Eteled can finish, however, the discord incoming call jingle begins to play from Sam's laptop. They both look over, their eyes widening as they see who's calling.

". . ."

". . . F u c k ."

[Sam and Eteled are temporarily unavailable for asks!]

@ask-kyle-sanders-wdy

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Yeah, me either. At this point I'm not gonna sugar coat anything.

She better answer RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I'm playing games no longer.

We HAVE to tell her. That BASTARD takes refuge by pretending to be the FUCKING victim.

And don't worry, I'll gladly join the conversation for proof~

[Kyle and Austin are also unavailable for asks temporarily.]

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam quickly sprints over to the tv and turns the Wii off, before running over to her laptop, grabbing it, and carrying it back over to her bed. She then takes a deep breath before answering the call.

"Yo."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Heyyyy...long time no see.

Except it isn't since I saw you sprint like hell out of the Gamestop that I was conveniently at.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh shit, you were there too?"

"Sorry about like, not saying hi or anything. If I saw you I would've, but I was kinda in a rush."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...Mhm, sure.

Anyways, how's everything, hm? Has anything new Wii related come up?

You know, after last time, we have to be careful another doesn't exist.

Since the last one was completely destroyed, right?

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Things have been alright. And no, nothing new has come up yet."

"How are things goin with you? Anything new on your end?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh you know, living.

And also finding out that Eteled is still around thanks to someone we both know of.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"...I'm sorry what-?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...

*sigh*

That's your cue

BZZZZZZT!

Hello, Sam~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam nearly jumps at Austin's sudden appearance.

"Holy SHIT-! Who the hell are you?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh we have met before, Sam. Let me remind you~

BZZZZZZZZT!

Did ya miss me? I'm sure Eteled misses me from your Wii~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me-"

"Okay first of all, the fuck are you talking about 'my Wii'? You of all people should already know damn well that it melted, since y'know, you're the one who melted it."

"And second, that's what you actually look like? Geez, you're about as much of a twink as Kyle!"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

A FUCKING WHAT?!

Oh God not this again-

YOU ARE A LIAR. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF PROTECTING A FUCKING MURDERER!!!

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"The fuck are you calling me a liar for?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

HE'S STILL ALIVE. YOU LIE WHEN YOU SAY THAT THE WII'S DESTRUCTION WAS HIS END.

AND HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY INGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID. HE'S KILLED PEOPLE. REAL PEOPLE.

HE KILLED ME.

. . .

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam paused for a second, taken aback. When he'd called Eteled a murderer, she had just assumed he was talking about the other Miis that she already knew about.

But this was completely different.

"He... what?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

HE. KILLED. ME.

I WAS A HUMAN JUST LIKE HE WAS. THAT BASTARD DRUGGED ME, TIED ME TO A CHAIR, CHOPPED MY FUCKING LEGS OFF WHILE ENJOYING MY SUFFERING, TO FINALLY FINISH ME OFF MY CHOPPING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF.

I AND I HAD NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO HIM.

A SHITTY LIFE DOES NOT AND WILL NEVER JUSTIFY MURDER.

YOU PROTECT A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam looks off to the side, thinking. She doesn't want to believe it. She really doesn't want to believe it. But... he sounds so genuine.

And considering the things she's seen him do and heard about him doing before, as much as she hates to say it, it doesn't seem like too much of a stretch.

...She'd have to talk to Eteled about this.

"...Look. I don't know where Eteled is. I have absolutely no fucking clue. But if he's really still out there somewhere, and I happen to find out where..."

"...I'll let you two know as soon as possible, alright?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

I don't believe you.

And you want to know something else, Sam? Kyle has the right to be a part of this. Not only because that prick took his childhood, but because guess fucking what?

I am his uncle.

. . .

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"!"

"...Holy shit I can see it now oh my god-"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Hey, what the hell is that supposed to mean, huh?!

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Hey, Sam? Can... Can I tell you something? It's- kind of important."

"Of course man, you can tell me anything."

"...So, the Corrupted Mii. You know that he absolutely hates my guts, but I've never really told you why."

"Well... the reason is because I... I uh..."

"I k-"

Before Eteled can finish, however, the discord incoming call jingle begins to play from Sam's laptop. They both look over, their eyes widening as they see who's calling.

". . ."

". . . F u c k ."

[Sam and Eteled are temporarily unavailable for asks!]

@ask-kyle-sanders-wdy

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Yeah, me either. At this point I'm not gonna sugar coat anything.

She better answer RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I'm playing games no longer.

We HAVE to tell her. That BASTARD takes refuge by pretending to be the FUCKING victim.

And don't worry, I'll gladly join the conversation for proof~

[Kyle and Austin are also unavailable for asks temporarily.]

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam quickly sprints over to the tv and turns the Wii off, before running over to her laptop, grabbing it, and carrying it back over to her bed. She then takes a deep breath before answering the call.

"Yo."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Heyyyy...long time no see.

Except it isn't since I saw you sprint like hell out of the Gamestop that I was conveniently at.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh shit, you were there too?"

"Sorry about like, not saying hi or anything. If I saw you I would've, but I was kinda in a rush."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...Mhm, sure.

Anyways, how's everything, hm? Has anything new Wii related come up?

You know, after last time, we have to be careful another doesn't exist.

Since the last one was completely destroyed, right?

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Things have been alright. And no, nothing new has come up yet."

"How are things goin with you? Anything new on your end?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh you know, living.

And also finding out that Eteled is still around thanks to someone we both know of.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"...I'm sorry what-?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...

*sigh*

That's your cue

BZZZZZZT!

Hello, Sam~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam nearly jumps at Austin's sudden appearance.

"Holy SHIT-! Who the hell are you?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh we have met before, Sam. Let me remind you~

BZZZZZZZZT!

Did ya miss me? I'm sure Eteled misses me from your Wii~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me-"

"Okay first of all, the fuck are you talking about 'my Wii'? You of all people should already know damn well that it melted, since y'know, you're the one who melted it."

"And second, that's what you actually look like? Geez, you're about as much of a twink as Kyle!"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

A FUCKING WHAT?!

Oh God not this again-

YOU ARE A LIAR. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF PROTECTING A FUCKING MURDERER!!!

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"The fuck are you calling me a liar for?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

HE'S STILL ALIVE. YOU LIE WHEN YOU SAY THAT THE WII'S DESTRUCTION WAS HIS END.

AND HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY INGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID. HE'S KILLED PEOPLE. REAL PEOPLE.

HE KILLED ME.

. . .

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam paused for a second, taken aback. When he'd called Eteled a murderer, she had just assumed he was talking about the other Miis that she already knew about.

But this was completely different.

"He... what?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

HE. KILLED. ME.

I WAS A HUMAN JUST LIKE HE WAS. THAT BASTARD DRUGGED ME, TIED ME TO A CHAIR, CHOPPED MY FUCKING LEGS OFF WHILE ENJOYING MY SUFFERING, TO FINALLY FINISH ME OFF MY CHOPPING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF.

I AND I HAD NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO HIM.

A SHITTY LIFE DOES NOT AND WILL NEVER JUSTIFY MURDER.

YOU PROTECT A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam looks off to the side, thinking. She doesn't want to believe it. She really doesn't want to believe it. But... he sounds so genuine.

And considering the things she's seen him do and heard about him doing before, as much as she hates to say it, it doesn't seem like too much of a stretch.

...She'd have to talk to Eteled about this.

"...Look. I don't know where Eteled is. I have absolutely no fucking clue. But if he's really still out there somewhere, and I happen to find out where..."

"...I'll let you two know as soon as possible, alright?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

I don't believe you.

And you want to know something else, Sam? Kyle has the right to be a part of this. Not only because that prick took his childhood, but because guess fucking what?

I am his uncle.

. . .

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Hey, Sam? Can... Can I tell you something? It's- kind of important."

"Of course man, you can tell me anything."

"...So, the Corrupted Mii. You know that he absolutely hates my guts, but I've never really told you why."

"Well... the reason is because I... I uh..."

"I k-"

Before Eteled can finish, however, the discord incoming call jingle begins to play from Sam's laptop. They both look over, their eyes widening as they see who's calling.

". . ."

". . . F u c k ."

[Sam and Eteled are temporarily unavailable for asks!]

@ask-kyle-sanders-wdy

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Yeah, me either. At this point I'm not gonna sugar coat anything.

She better answer RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I'm playing games no longer.

We HAVE to tell her. That BASTARD takes refuge by pretending to be the FUCKING victim.

And don't worry, I'll gladly join the conversation for proof~

[Kyle and Austin are also unavailable for asks temporarily.]

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam quickly sprints over to the tv and turns the Wii off, before running over to her laptop, grabbing it, and carrying it back over to her bed. She then takes a deep breath before answering the call.

"Yo."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Heyyyy...long time no see.

Except it isn't since I saw you sprint like hell out of the Gamestop that I was conveniently at.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh shit, you were there too?"

"Sorry about like, not saying hi or anything. If I saw you I would've, but I was kinda in a rush."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...Mhm, sure.

Anyways, how's everything, hm? Has anything new Wii related come up?

You know, after last time, we have to be careful another doesn't exist.

Since the last one was completely destroyed, right?

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Things have been alright. And no, nothing new has come up yet."

"How are things goin with you? Anything new on your end?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh you know, living.

And also finding out that Eteled is still around thanks to someone we both know of.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"...I'm sorry what-?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...

*sigh*

That's your cue

BZZZZZZT!

Hello, Sam~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam nearly jumps at Austin's sudden appearance.

"Holy SHIT-! Who the hell are you?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh we have met before, Sam. Let me remind you~

BZZZZZZZZT!

Did ya miss me? I'm sure Eteled misses me from your Wii~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me-"

"Okay first of all, the fuck are you talking about 'my Wii'? You of all people should already know damn well that it melted, since y'know, you're the one who melted it."

"And second, that's what you actually look like? Geez, you're about as much of a twink as Kyle!"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

A FUCKING WHAT?!

Oh God not this again-

YOU ARE A LIAR. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF PROTECTING A FUCKING MURDERER!!!

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"The fuck are you calling me a liar for?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

HE'S STILL ALIVE. YOU LIE WHEN YOU SAY THAT THE WII'S DESTRUCTION WAS HIS END.

AND HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY INGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID. HE'S KILLED PEOPLE. REAL PEOPLE.

HE KILLED ME.

. . .

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam paused for a second, taken aback. When he'd called Eteled a murderer, she had just assumed he was talking about the other Miis that she already knew about.

But this was completely different.

"He... what?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

HE. KILLED. ME.

I WAS A HUMAN JUST LIKE HE WAS. THAT BASTARD DRUGGED ME, TIED ME TO A CHAIR, CHOPPED MY FUCKING LEGS OFF WHILE ENJOYING MY SUFFERING, TO FINALLY FINISH ME OFF MY CHOPPING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF.

I AND I HAD NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO HIM.

A SHITTY LIFE DOES NOT AND WILL NEVER JUSTIFY MURDER.

YOU PROTECT A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Hey, Sam? Can... Can I tell you something? It's- kind of important."

"Of course man, you can tell me anything."

"...So, the Corrupted Mii. You know that he absolutely hates my guts, but I've never really told you why."

"Well... the reason is because I... I uh..."

"I k-"

Before Eteled can finish, however, the discord incoming call jingle begins to play from Sam's laptop. They both look over, their eyes widening as they see who's calling.

". . ."

". . . F u c k ."

[Sam and Eteled are temporarily unavailable for asks!]

@ask-kyle-sanders-wdy

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Yeah, me either. At this point I'm not gonna sugar coat anything.

She better answer RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I'm playing games no longer.

We HAVE to tell her. That BASTARD takes refuge by pretending to be the FUCKING victim.

And don't worry, I'll gladly join the conversation for proof~

[Kyle and Austin are also unavailable for asks temporarily.]

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam quickly sprints over to the tv and turns the Wii off, before running over to her laptop, grabbing it, and carrying it back over to her bed. She then takes a deep breath before answering the call.

"Yo."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Heyyyy...long time no see.

Except it isn't since I saw you sprint like hell out of the Gamestop that I was conveniently at.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh shit, you were there too?"

"Sorry about like, not saying hi or anything. If I saw you I would've, but I was kinda in a rush."

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...Mhm, sure.

Anyways, how's everything, hm? Has anything new Wii related come up?

You know, after last time, we have to be careful another doesn't exist.

Since the last one was completely destroyed, right?

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Things have been alright. And no, nothing new has come up yet."

"How are things goin with you? Anything new on your end?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh you know, living.

And also finding out that Eteled is still around thanks to someone we both know of.

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"...I'm sorry what-?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

...

*sigh*

That's your cue

BZZZZZZT!

Hello, Sam~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

Sam nearly jumps at Austin's sudden appearance.

"Holy SHIT-! Who the hell are you?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

Oh we have met before, Sam. Let me remind you~

BZZZZZZZZT!

Did ya miss me? I'm sure Eteled misses me from your Wii~

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me-"

"Okay first of all, the fuck are you talking about 'my Wii'? You of all people should already know damn well that it melted, since y'know, you're the one who melted it."

"And second, that's what you actually look like? Geez, you're about as much of a twink as Kyle!"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

A FUCKING WHAT?!

Oh God not this again-

YOU ARE A LIAR. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF PROTECTING A FUCKING MURDERER!!!

[ask-my-haunted-wii]

"The fuck are you calling me a liar for?"

[ask-kyle-sanders-wdy]

HE'S STILL ALIVE. YOU LIE WHEN YOU SAY THAT THE WII'S DESTRUCTION WAS HIS END.

AND HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY INGNORE WHAT I JUST SAID. HE'S KILLED PEOPLE. REAL PEOPLE.

HE KILLED ME.

. . .