Bullets don't work, Jon.

A roleplay blog for Jon from Garfield Gameboy'd and Jon from Lasagna Boy. Not affiliated with Lumpy Touch, Trashy Rascal Studios, or the Vs Gorefield developer team. NSFW/PROSHIP DNI magic anons no longer than 10 asks. Independent portrayals of both characters.

[ask-lb-n-jon]

time for a short lore recap! *Lasagna Boy and Jon encounter @vixensillybonez's Microwave!Garfield. *Lasagna Boy and Jon encounter @gnarpian-general. *Lasagna Boy makes contact with @askjonarbuckle which leads to an accidental trauma dump. /j *During the conversation with Gnarpy, a third party with red text seemed to talk from within Jon's head, yielding the start of a new arc.

[thatoneimpostor]

Y'all smell like shit

[ask-lb-n-jon]

WHAT THE—

HANK?????????

WAIT, HANK’S HERE???

APPARENTLY—

[thatoneimpostor]

Yeah sup I'm here

Hi

Hewwo-

GREENIES????

[ask-lb-n-jon]

YEAYEAYEAYEAYEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUITE LITERALLY RUNNING IN CIRCLES AROUND HANK]

HI HI HELLO HI!!!!!!!

[thatoneimpostor]

AWAWAWA???-

HEWWO????

[oh-OH THE GOOBER IS JUST CHASING LB AROUND AS HE RAN IN A CIRCLE LIKE A FUCKING DORK-]

[ask-lb-n-jon]

EEHGEGEGEFEHEGE ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU HERE??????

[bro’s kitty’d out!!!!!!]

[thatoneimpostor]

Y'all smell like shit

[ask-lb-n-jon]

WHAT THE—

HANK?????????

WAIT, HANK’S HERE???

APPARENTLY—

[thatoneimpostor]

Yeah sup I'm here

Hi

Hewwo-

GREENIES????

[ask-lb-n-jon]

YEAYEAYEAYEAYEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUITE LITERALLY RUNNING IN CIRCLES AROUND HANK]

HI HI HELLO HI!!!!!!!

[thatoneimpostor]

Y'all smell like shit

[ask-lb-n-jon]

WHAT THE—

HANK?????????

WAIT, HANK’S HERE???

APPARENTLY—

[sillyrlittleman]

Drew Nermal dying in a glue trap

fuck nermal all my homies hate nermal (this post was sponsored by Garfield)

[i-am-actually-garfield]

Are you sure your name is garfield and not barfield? Its garfing time could also be Its barfing time

How dare you

I am the lasagna loving Monday hating cat

I have never been treated this way in all my nine lives

[vixensillybonez-deactivated2025]

Microwave 15- Dumb

I’m sorry this is short i promise I’ll be making longer ones this year 🙏

[ask-lb-n-jon]

…

you know what, no, i’ve had it—

you probably can’t hear this, Randy…

[he takes a VERY deep breath. oh lord get ready.]

but you are a vile, dim-witted, rancid, piss-stained MORON.

Everyone makes mistakes but you're REALLY abusing the privilege.

If being an idiot was a crime you'd have already been sentenced to death. Y’know, some people have a stick up their ass, you have the whole tree. If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't you happier? Looking at you is the best excuse to drink I've ever seen. You're so full of shit you need a laxative just to talk. Were you dropped on your head as a baby, or thrown against a wall??? I WISH you were clean enough to spit on. If you keep this up, this is going to end with that cleaver sticking out of your ass. Realistically, it’s pointless to even insult you because you'll die before you figure it out.

[exhausted breathing.]

I am QUITE done.

. . .

…DEAR GOD, LB.

[garfening]

garfield soup

[ask-lb-n-jon]

the last straw

[ based off the most recent part of @vixensillybonez’s comic! ]

jon has had enough of randy’s shit

[ask-lb-n-jon]

What’s you guy’s opinion on rock and roll ?

oh! it’s nice, but it’s not really my favorite genre, y’know?

[he’s trembling in his boots he fucking LOVES it]

[ask-lb-n-jon]

reviving this blog ummm uhhhh send them asks NEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bad-star]

Evangelionfield!

[ask-lb-n-jon]

“Oh, lord…again? A-fucking-gain?? Nothing new, nothing changed, same old shit! SAME OLD FUCKING SHIT!”

[omoriboye]

double whammy.. silly galore

thas all, im sleept.

[cosmaticmango]

FreakyField is calling, do you pick up?

[ask-lb-n-jon]

”…I’m going to throw something or someone.”

[ask-lb-n-jon]

intro post again,,,

here’s the silly art

[askjonarbuckle]

”There’s other Jons here than just us?”

“Huh, what do you know..”

-@ask-lb-n-jon

what...?

...who are you people?

[ask-lb-n-jon]

"Oh, boy...this is gonna sound really, really confusing at first, but...I think I'm technically you from another timeline. Same for this guy."

[askjonarbuckle]

oh.. uh, cool…? I guess…? I just hope Garfield didn’t force you to kill somebody like he did to me… is odie ok in your place…?

[ask-lb-n-jon]

"...no. He did the job himself. Everyone...everyone's gone except Lyman."

"...I'm so sorry..."