~in a coma~

HI YES HELLO AND WELCOME 2 MY BLOG #2PURE4U ... BUT NOW I'M IN A COMA BUT I'M BEING GENEROUS AND I'LL STILL LET YOU ASK ME STUFF (THIS BLOG IS VERY OUT OF CHARACTER PLS KNOW DIS THANK U. I tag my literal ooc posts. please, if you're going to tag me tag me under asklebatteur so i can follow it!)

[ask-le-batteur]

[ask-le-batteur]

"a new version of.. you?"

"AH SO YOU MEAN YOU WERE REPLACED — OH I REMEMBER THE OLD DAYS WHERE YOU WERE JUST SO…..INTERESTING!!!!!!!”

[parasomniiia-deactivated2019041]

"And now I am..what? Boring?"

[ask-le-batteur]

"ehh-- no-- more.. more... m-MATURE! yea!!"

[ask-le-batteur]

" y-yeAH!! yea„, *flops around* how’ve you been?"

[parasomniiia-deactivated2019041]

"I don’t know..I’m still kind of dead while a new version of myself replaces me. You?"

[ask-le-batteur]

"a new version of.. you?"

"AH SO YOU MEAN YOU WERE REPLACED -- OH I REMEMBER THE OLD DAYS WHERE YOU WERE JUST SO.....INTERESTING!!!!!!!"

[ask-le-batteur]

" y-yeAH!! yea,,, *flops around* how've you been?"

[ask-le-batteur]

Hello

YOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[ask-le-batteur]

perhaps you just need to enjoy my linguine

[ask-le-batteur]

* the cute ghost comes back to give batter a kiss * why are you soo cute <3 *kisess his cheek * see ya later Senpai :3

"ghhh... i forgot... i haven't been called senpai in a long time. >_>;;;;"

[ask-le-batteur]

squeak squeak!!

ayeee!!!!

[ask-le-batteur]

*a cute ghost comes up to you * you are soo cute :3 * hugs you*

ghgghfffghkldj;;;;;-- g-g-g-GOST--

P-PURIFY....??? QUICK GRAB MY BAT I CAN'T PICK IT UP

[ask-mademoiselle-batteur-deacti]

thank’s for being my 1,000th follower #2. *wink wink

always man. welcome back ;)

[ask-le-batteur]

hooray for semi-transparent peeps!

d-D

[impure--slugger]

h-hugo...?

Another Batter? Panic, tears, and desperation would have set in, but…was this one like the rest? Would he leave too?

"H-..Hi.." Was it ok to call him Daddy? Would that be an insult? Would he be punished? To many questions, Slugger didn’t want to stress over this.

[ask-le-batteur]

Le Batteur sighed. Hugo looked like he needed a hug.

"I’m glad you’re doing well."

[askmiaou-blog]

So is being stalked by you being stalked or am i being haunted or? 

paranormal activity n shit?

[ask-le-batteur]

ahah... .... let's go with both,

but i'm quite sure you're ok with that, hmm?

[parasomniiia-deactivated2019041]

yeah I guess so. So what you been doing?

[ask-le-batteur]

i've been stalking Miaou's blog. haha.

but hey... you're quite mature now, yeah?

so serious... it's scary... *laughs nervously

[ask-le-batteur]

i’ve been in a coma, actually.

but theoretically, my blog has been dead.

[parasomniiia-deactivated2019041]

Hmm..my blog was suppose to be dead, but I revived for no adequate reason. The chance of the blog being permanetly dead is high though

[ask-le-batteur]

mmm. but that's ok.

we have gost powers and gost dollahs

no one can catch me ehehHEHEEEE

... ok, at least we're not him.

[parasomniiia-deactivated2019041]

ask-le-batteur what are you doin

[ask-le-batteur]

bonjour honhonhon i’m feeling way too lightheaded—

ok. more like light-bodied.

[parasomniiia-deactivated2019041]

you’re dead too?

[ask-le-batteur]

i've been in a coma, actually.

but theoretically, my blog has been dead.

[parasomniiia-deactivated2019041]

ask-le-batteur what are you doin

[ask-le-batteur]

bonjour honhonhon i'm feeling way too lightheaded--

ok. more like light-bodied.

[askmiaou-blog]

((IM SORRY IF THIS IS SHITTY))

response to my Batters submission

[ask-le-batteur]

oh nooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;-------; ))

[ask-le-batteur]

it's so... quiet.