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The clown looks up at him “why are your boobs so big?”

@askthecircusclown

He looked down at the clown and shrugged. "Genetics."

She nods “do you wear a bra?”

".... No." His eyebrows furrowed

She nods and continue to stare at him “ oh! I didn’t introduce myself I’m Pierrette Boulanger, The greatest clown Italy’s ever seen!” She holds up her hand

"Leone Abbacchio." He shook her hand, his facial expression remaining neutral and deadpan.

The clown thinks about biting him but probably not the best idea “ hey! Half your name is Abba, Like the band that’s cool!!”

Leone nodded. "Thanks, ABBA is a pretty good band."

She grins “ and I’m pretty sure you and I have the same lipstick color! That makes us lipstick friends!”

Leone huffed, a very small smile on his lips. "I guess it does, huh?"

“It totally does!” She stands on her tippy toes to make her taller “ that the rule of makeup and fashion!!”

"I like you, you seem like a good kid." He patted Pierrette's head, which was rare for Leone to do.

“Ah! Thank you!!” She digs around in her bag and pulls out a crab and hands it to him “ it for you! I give all my friends crabs!”

She nods “I was going to give this to my friend her name is Liliana but I call her lily baby but I think I give her enough crabs I think she’s scared of them!” She whispers the last part

He stared at the crab before taking it, patting it's shell with his finger. "Huh. I like crabs, I'll name 'em Pincher."

She giggles “that good name! Take care them, I stole them from a fish place! I’m banned from there but I keep sneaking in!”

He chuckled, putting the crab on his shoulder. "Oh really? Amazing how you haven't been caught."

“I like to see them try!! I have a pretty hard bite! I am a master of disguise!” She puff out her cheeks

"I believe that, you seem strong." He nodded.

The clown looks up at him “why are your boobs so big?”

@askthecircusclown

He looked down at the clown and shrugged. "Genetics."

She nods “do you wear a bra?”

".... No." His eyebrows furrowed

She nods and continue to stare at him “ oh! I didn’t introduce myself I’m Pierrette Boulanger, The greatest clown Italy’s ever seen!” She holds up her hand

"Leone Abbacchio." He shook her hand, his facial expression remaining neutral and deadpan.

The clown thinks about biting him but probably not the best idea “ hey! Half your name is Abba, Like the band that’s cool!!”

Leone nodded. "Thanks, ABBA is a pretty good band."

She grins “ and I’m pretty sure you and I have the same lipstick color! That makes us lipstick friends!”

Leone huffed, a very small smile on his lips. "I guess it does, huh?"

“It totally does!” She stands on her tippy toes to make her taller “ that the rule of makeup and fashion!!”

"I like you, you seem like a good kid." He patted Pierrette's head, which was rare for Leone to do.

“Ah! Thank you!!” She digs around in her bag and pulls out a crab and hands it to him “ it for you! I give all my friends crabs!”

She nods “I was going to give this to my friend her name is Liliana but I call her lily baby but I think I give her enough crabs I think she’s scared of them!” She whispers the last part

He stared at the crab before taking it, patting it's shell with his finger. "Huh. I like crabs, I'll name 'em Pincher."

She giggles “that good name! Take care them, I stole them from a fish place! I’m banned from there but I keep sneaking in!”

He chuckled, putting the crab on his shoulder. "Oh really? Amazing how you haven't been caught."

The clown looks up at him “why are your boobs so big?”

@askthecircusclown

He looked down at the clown and shrugged. "Genetics."

She nods “do you wear a bra?”

".... No." His eyebrows furrowed

She nods and continue to stare at him “ oh! I didn’t introduce myself I’m Pierrette Boulanger, The greatest clown Italy’s ever seen!” She holds up her hand

"Leone Abbacchio." He shook her hand, his facial expression remaining neutral and deadpan.

The clown thinks about biting him but probably not the best idea “ hey! Half your name is Abba, Like the band that’s cool!!”

Leone nodded. "Thanks, ABBA is a pretty good band."

She grins “ and I’m pretty sure you and I have the same lipstick color! That makes us lipstick friends!”

Leone huffed, a very small smile on his lips. "I guess it does, huh?"

“It totally does!” She stands on her tippy toes to make her taller “ that the rule of makeup and fashion!!”

"I like you, you seem like a good kid." He patted Pierrette's head, which was rare for Leone to do.

“Ah! Thank you!!” She digs around in her bag and pulls out a crab and hands it to him “ it for you! I give all my friends crabs!”

She nods “I was going to give this to my friend her name is Liliana but I call her lily baby but I think I give her enough crabs I think she’s scared of them!” She whispers the last part

He stared at the crab before taking it, patting it's shell with his finger. "Huh. I like crabs, I'll name 'em Pincher."

The clown looks up at him “why are your boobs so big?”

@askthecircusclown

He looked down at the clown and shrugged. "Genetics."

She nods “do you wear a bra?”

".... No." His eyebrows furrowed

She nods and continue to stare at him “ oh! I didn’t introduce myself I’m Pierrette Boulanger, The greatest clown Italy’s ever seen!” She holds up her hand

"Leone Abbacchio." He shook her hand, his facial expression remaining neutral and deadpan.

The clown thinks about biting him but probably not the best idea “ hey! Half your name is Abba, Like the band that’s cool!!”

Leone nodded. "Thanks, ABBA is a pretty good band."

She grins “ and I’m pretty sure you and I have the same lipstick color! That makes us lipstick friends!”

Leone huffed, a very small smile on his lips. "I guess it does, huh?"

“It totally does!” She stands on her tippy toes to make her taller “ that the rule of makeup and fashion!!”

"I like you, you seem like a good kid." He patted Pierrette's head, which was rare for Leone to do.

The clown looks up at him “why are your boobs so big?”

@askthecircusclown

He looked down at the clown and shrugged. "Genetics."

She nods “do you wear a bra?”

".... No." His eyebrows furrowed

She nods and continue to stare at him “ oh! I didn’t introduce myself I’m Pierrette Boulanger, The greatest clown Italy’s ever seen!” She holds up her hand

"Leone Abbacchio." He shook her hand, his facial expression remaining neutral and deadpan.

The clown thinks about biting him but probably not the best idea “ hey! Half your name is Abba, Like the band that’s cool!!”

Leone nodded. "Thanks, ABBA is a pretty good band."

She grins “ and I’m pretty sure you and I have the same lipstick color! That makes us lipstick friends!”

Leone huffed, a very small smile on his lips. "I guess it does, huh?"

The clown looks up at him “why are your boobs so big?”

@askthecircusclown

He looked down at the clown and shrugged. "Genetics."

She nods “do you wear a bra?”

".... No." His eyebrows furrowed

She nods and continue to stare at him “ oh! I didn’t introduce myself I’m Pierrette Boulanger, The greatest clown Italy’s ever seen!” She holds up her hand

"Leone Abbacchio." He shook her hand, his facial expression remaining neutral and deadpan.

The clown thinks about biting him but probably not the best idea “ hey! Half your name is Abba, Like the band that’s cool!!”

Leone nodded. "Thanks, ABBA is a pretty good band."

The clown looks up at him “why are your boobs so big?”

@askthecircusclown

He looked down at the clown and shrugged. "Genetics."

She nods “do you wear a bra?”

".... No." His eyebrows furrowed

She nods and continue to stare at him “ oh! I didn’t introduce myself I’m Pierrette Boulanger, The greatest clown Italy’s ever seen!” She holds up her hand

"Leone Abbacchio." He shook her hand, his facial expression remaining neutral and deadpan.