ON HIATUS/ Ask The "Liar"-ler @ask-liar-ler-blog - Tumblr Blog

💐 - it's nice to meet you, Liar.... You can call me Petal.

What a beautiful name you got, Petal~ The same goes to you; It’s always nice to meet a few maybe future customers here. Do you know what a thneed is, dear? If not, you should take a look at it, I can promise you that it’s a thing you definitely need, it’s worth it. A lot of people love it~

#asks #anonymus

Ah, yea, I did hear about the relationship they have now. It’s fine, it’s not like we dated anyway;

I, actually, made a friend till I was away~

But really. I’m not jealous. I have Robbie dear here, who is sooooo nice, he even said “hey, how are you” when I caught him trying to steal my money with those greedy little hands. But I am not jealous, and definitely don’t keep him just to show that I don’t care.

Totally not.

#myart #asks #anonymus #liar-ler #rob-ler #//hAHHHH he's jelly #//but hey at least i could show you my new Once-ler guys <3 #//maybe he will get an askblog too;)#//hE WILL GO TO JAIL

Another little kitten here? It’s interesting, how come?

But anyway, you want a petting too, hm~? Here you go, kitten~

#myart #ask-catboy-onceler #//ew this is sucks sorry i wanted to redraw this but im lazy #//and maybe it's not how your Once-ler look like but #asks

💐 - who are you..?

Who am I, you ask? Well, it’s a shame that you don’t know about me already, dear greyface. But alright, I will tell you who I am~

I am the owner of a big factory, I am the inventor of the thneed, I am The Once-ler. I just go by “Liar” as a nickname. But don’t worry; you can trust me, it’s just for fun~

#asks #anonymus #myart #liar-ler

i feel bad about writing smut of you,,,, ᵃᶰᵈ ᵒᶰᶜᶦᵉ⋅⋅⋅⋅ʷʰᵒ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᶜᶫᵒˢᵉ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒᶰᵃᶫ ᶠʳᶦᵉᶰᵈ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ᶦᵐ ᵈᶦˢᵍᵘˢᵗᶦᶰᵍ,,,

Oooh~? Well… I hope it’s at least well written.

Maybe you could show it to me too, I’m getting curious here~ ;)

#asks #anonymus

You might wanna check to make sure your pants aren't on fire Mr. liar liar~ ;3

Haha, yeah, maybe. But I’m a bit lazy here, you see; so I’m going to wait ‘till someone else check it instead of me~

#asks #nekodorei #myart #liar-ler

Excuse my inactiveness, darling dears, but don’t worry, I am still here; I’m just a busy businessman, who needs to take care of the big stuffs too. If everything is going the way I would like it to go, I will be back the next week, and answer you all and try to be active again~

#//dannnng im so sorry i just disappeared but #//shit happened oh well #//i just wanted to apologize and drop da shittiepie here to say hi and apologize hhh #//also i wont be back until next week #//prepare yo asses for da liar to trash around again #//plus heyyo i even got artblock fAK #myart #liar-ler #//i wanted to say something else but i forgot #//fml #//well I HOPE i can be back next week ew

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why cant i stop drawing @ask-liar-ler

great start to a new trimester at school

draw this fucker

i still cant GET THE RIGHT COOLORS i am anger-

#fanart #//i still dont wanna help ya fhdjsjgksdgk #//GOOD LIL ONCIE #//sssh even i scream bloody murder when i color him *cries*

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sketches from today

i didn’t didnt them, and i’m not sure if i will. so ooo im posting them now

its really hard to find the right colors for @ask-liar-ler

help i’m drawing him too much

#fanart #ship #//MUN DONT WANNA HELP YA MUN LIKES THIS

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Ooh, what do we have here~ A lil Oncie in a cute dress. I can appreciate that~

Ah– Um..

That’s it!

You’re banned! Everyone is banned!

No more dresses

I’m outta here

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~ ♪

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[sighs]

okay- fine..you’re not banned

t-thank you..

..dont expect much from this un-banning though!!!!

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Thanks for the un-banning, beautiful~

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o-oh, um..

[he hesitated for a second, before pulling the other into a hug]

i-its…no problem, really-

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Aw, so as I got the un-banning, I got a hug too? Nice~ *grins* Should I get you to ban me more often, to receive more nice things like this~? *hugs you back*

#ask-irl-oncie #//jdsfndgk thats so cute omgggg

Ooooh~

Got a nice night the other day, darling~?

The sad thing is, that you had fun without me; I’m sure that I would have helped you to get under the sheets and make you calm down~ ;)

#ask-irl-oncie #asks #myart

So, ya know I just gotta ask! Why do they call you Liar-ler?

Haha. that IS exactly my question too. I am a honest, innocent man, who never tells lies, a man of his word. Yes, so I am kind of confused why people called me a “liar”. After a while it got so amusing, I started to think about it as a nickname; at least when somebody calls me that, it sounds like they only called my name~

#//see that’s why he’s the liar-ler he’s a fucking asshole this whole speech was a lie from the start #//dont believe him #//kiCK HIM #ask-irl-oncie #asks

You never did pet me -huffs-

Ah yes, I’m sorry, kitten; here’s your petting~ *pets your head, then scratches gently under your chin* You are a pretty kitty, don’t you~

#nekodorei #asks #//i wanted to draw this but hjgjgdh my arm hurts fuck