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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@ask-lockdown
Altihexian pride. S'good to have some of us left. Heh.
Lockdown, Salvage, and Decoy.
Decedents of Amalgamous Prime and his Shifters.
All of us share this account, jus' so ye know. But we'll tell ye who's talkin'. Usually it's me, Lockdown, though. Heh.
Damn we look good.
blue-and-black-hero replied to your post: blue-and-black-hero replied to your photo: ...
So it’s not actual paint? It’s…nanites? Micro-machines that change the color?
In basic terms, yes.
blue-and-black-hero replied to your photo: SALVAGE by ~peanutchan Hello. I am Salvage. I...
Love the paintjob!
Thank you, sir. I prefer the one with more color, myself. Lockdown and I have the same nanite-based armor so that we might change our paint jobs... I think I might flux between the two until I settle.
SALVAGE by ~peanutchan
Hello. I am Salvage. I have come aboard Moot, drawn to this planet by the War. I have scanned an Earth mode.
I find the prospect of interacting with the organic life on this planet via a console to be rather brilliant; after all, we cannot pose any threat to one another this way. I am pleased with such an advance.
So please; if you so desire, feel free to interact. I have only been on this planet a few days... And am very new to the culture. I will gladly answer your questions. As a proud Altihexian, I will do my best to educate you.
Salvage!
Another of our old friends dropped in. S'name is Salvage; he's another Altihaxian mech, like me'n Decoy. He seemed pre' curious 'bout this whole tumblr business, so I told 'im he could use my account. S'not like Decoy doesn't whenever he wants.
Anyway. You can go ahead and talk to him if you like, just make sure we know it's for him. Salvage is pretty... Eh... "Zen" is the nice word I'd use for 'im.
Didn't ya 'ave ears, patches? I said Amalgamous Prime, yer daddy is datin' a lady!
Amalgamous Prime? First off, he's not our 'daddy'. And a lady?
Decoy v2 by ~peanutchan
Decoy here! I wanted to show off my new root mode since I scanned a new alt. It's this, by the way:
Heh. Pretty 'sweet', right?
Oy, yer dad's datin' a lady.
What.
ask-lockdown replied to your post: I PFfftffHaHAHA. STRATS. LOOK AT YOU. FFAAHAHA. YOURE SUCH A FAG.
FEEEHEHEHEHEH! Fuckin Primus, kid! How?! How did you wearing a dress not your doing?!
Alright. Alright, look. I cannot explain this in terms you will understand. It’s… it’s some sort of magic. I can’t even take it off! What the… frag!
Heh. Bet I could help you with takin' it off...
"Wait really, that's your root mode? Huh. And here I thought you'd scanned some sort of bizarre, tricked out human car. Nifty!"
Nope. Just put tires on what I already had.
"No clue, just curious what made that model of car stand out for you is all."
It's actually not. It's just my cybertronian mode with rubber wheels.
"Huh. So, if my questions aren't being too annoying, one more that's on my mind. Your alt-mode. Why that particular model?"
Why not?
"Were your marks always other Cybertronians, or did you ever have marks that were other races?"
Plenty a both. When th' war moved off-planet, tha's when I joined up with 'Byte, an' we went out of th' way of the factions fer the most part. 'Byte's bounty was pre' high by then, so the farther away, th' better.
I took a lotta alien bounties then, I 'member I was hired ta' kill a whole race a real tiny organics ones, 'cause they were some kinda issue. Messy work, organic bounties. Usually they wanted 'em alive, though.
"Alright. I think you're pretty cool and all. But then you're the first bounty hunter I've met. I didn't think there would've been much of a market for a job before the war." Pause. "What /did/ you do before the War? If you don't mind me asking?"
Ya'd be surprised. Been a bounty hunter fer a long time, eve 'fore the war.
Donno why the 'Cons had so much trouble. It wasn' hard to find the Autobot base... Then again, 'Cons never were very smart.
Don' go assumin' yer base is as secure as ya think it is.
"Well if it's any consolation, I don't have a bad impression of you, but then I'm human so I dunno if that counts for much really. I can't speak for Stratos or Wheeljack. But really, I'm sorry about that. Can I make it up to you? Since I know Jackie probably won't apologize or anything."
Strats-o-flames is a differen' story. Make it up ta me? Snrk. Nah, squishy, it's fine.
"You don't /have/ to listen to him. Besides, I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself. I dunno what got under his plating anyway."
Mmm. Jus' tired of mechs jumpin' down my throat. First Strats and now the Wrecker, who Ah greeted nicely.
