Ask Kalem.

I am a unicorn that was stupid as a foal. I cast a spell on myself that would let me learn anything i wanted. however the only thing that was going through my mind at the time was. "I want to know everything". fucking hate it. I'm never in a good mood.

[ask-lordkalem]

[obviousplant]

Sick burn currently on display in the LACMA bathroom.

[inspired by an @jazmasta tweet]

[ask-lordkalem]

Now put one in the womens bathroom. see how long it takes before its smashed. i bet day 1.

[digitalkingpins]

SOUTHWEST MIAMI-DADE, Fla. (WSVN) — Police have taken a female student into custody accused of stabbing a male student at Miami Killian Senior High School Tuesday. According to Miami-Dade Schools Police, 15-year-old DeAndre Johnson was stabbed late Tuesday morning in the school’s courtyard, outside the cafeteria, by 17-year-old Brih Rolle. According to Miami-Dade schools, the victim is a sophomore and a member of the football team. Rolle is a senior. Miami-Dade Schools Police Lt. Raul Correa said, “There were witnesses that saw what occurred, and like I said, earlier, our officer was on the scene, was there, and within seconds, took action, so the suspect is being interviewed right now, and we’re trying to find out why this occurred.” Police said Johnson suffered injuries that were not life-threatening, and he was transported to the hospital from the high school, located at 10655 S.W. 97th Ave. During an interview with media, Johnson’s father said his son is in stable but critical condition. by balleralert

[ask-lordkalem]

FEMANISM. 

“we have the suspect in custody” 

were witnesses that saw what occurred, and like I said, earlier, our officer was on the scene, was there, and within seconds, took action”

if this was a guy the word they would have used is culprate or perpetrator. never “suspect” because “suspect” is a word reserved for people who we don’t know yet are guilty. 

[ask-lordkalem]

did anyone else see that garnet is technically a boy girl mix just like stevanie. 

ALSO THERE ARE BOY GEMS. HAH. ITS NOT ALL FEMALE. 

[basedshisui]

[ayomirandag]

[ask-lordkalem]

imagin how good those fingers are in bed ;)

[snow-fury-deactivated20170226]

"A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-"

"Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-"

“I bet he enjoyed it-“

"Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-"

“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“

“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

GIVE THIS MORE NOTES AND GIVE IT MORE NOTES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[ask-lordkalem]

"Men make more money than women in the same job who do the same work hours as women"

[pokescans]

Clearfile

[ask-lordkalem]

ALL BOW BEFORE ME. 

[comedycentral]

[ask-lordkalem]

no one will ever be able to replace you steven. simply no one. 

[distressingdisneydamsel]

Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact-

Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast-

Frozen is the first movie with magic-

Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam-

Frozen is the first to not have love at first sight-

Frozen is the first Disney movie to teach girls they don’t need to be saved by-

Frozen is the first movie where the princess isn’t only focused on marrying a prince-

Frozen is the first-

[imdemetrialynn]

!!!!!!!

[ask-lordkalem]

FUCKING FINALLY. 

[popmech]

Chilly.

[kqedscience]

Way cool.

[ask-lordkalem]

welcome to canada. would you like some maple syrup with that ice.

[apurvalman-blog]

Sikhism: a religion from the Vedic family of religions, which includes Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and more.

Islam: a religion from the Abrahamic family of religions, which includes Christianity and Judaism.

Both are very DIFFERENT religions; however one thing that’s constant is that both religions DO NOT ENDORSE NOR PROMOTE TERRORISM OR VIOLENCE.

Please educate yourself before making any stupid remarks. Thank you.

Please reblog and share.

[ask-lordkalem]

please educate yourself about the religion. it litteraly calls for blood on hundreds of passages. 

it flat out tells you to kill people who disagree with the book. 

it flat out tells you that women are equal to slaves and live stock. 

its teachers flat out call for blood to be shed for any decent or disagreeing with their religion. 

i fucking dare you to prove me wrong. i just fucking dare you to try. 

[soyu-k-deactivated20220608]

Wow everyone look at this- this is an amazing tablet, and I wish I had seen it before I just dropped $170 on a small intuos 5 This is called a Tursion  Huion tablet- looks pretty simple right- kind of like a bamboo here’s the thing. This tablet has 2024 levels of pressure- that is the equivalent  to the pressure an intuos 5 currently has (retail price: $229 for the smallest) You can get this lovely  tablet for under $50 dollars on amazon Only thing this beautiful table it lacking is a few simple buttons, but still, I mean, its drawing area is even bigger on average then most Wacom’s small tablets- and from the reviews ive seen on it people are very impressed….so just spreading the word around that Wacom isn’t the only one that is making good tablets- the more the company is  spread perhaps they will come out with even better products that not only match up to Wacom, but are with in our price range for once! You an buy one below at the link! http://www.amazon.com/Tursion-Graphic-Drawing-Capture-Tablet/dp/B008Y431CS/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1371642706&sr=8-4&keywords=turcom

[sataniccatnip]

I literately just bought one of these and got it today omfg, its great you guys ok!

[noooooooope]

Reblogging for my drawing friends.

[makkon]

Reblogging to spread the word, it has good reviews and is a great alternative to WACOM.

[gingerhaze]

I’ve been using a Huion for the last few months and I LOVE it. Mine cost me $75 and it’s comparable to a $200-$300 Intuos). You don’t need to break the bank for the sake of digital art!! Wacom isn’t the only choice for a quality product anymore.

[howtheyknew]

[ask-lordkalem]

totally missing the point that his only fear was whether or not its hygienic.

any guy would gladly go down on a women hair or no hair so long as they know its clean.

same as how most girls will gladly go down on their man hair or no hair so long as they know its clean. 

if you dated a man who never shaved even a little. who then came home from a long day of whatever his work is with sweaty groin. would you want to go down on him. no. and its the same for men. 

i know women who say they would never have sex with a man if he didn't shave his beard. should i claim them as being appalling for basing their sex life off of something unrelated and something as annoculous as whether the man has a beard. 

i know many women who would say its disgusting to even hear that a man would reject a girl for ANY reason. even if that reason was a std they would still say that no man should reject a women for ANY reason. yet they are perfectly comfortable and in fact fight tooth and nail to say that women have every right to deny and reject any man for literally ANY reason even if its simply that he likes a shampoo she doesn't like. 

should we call those women appalling. because apparently we should according to this logic. 

[emmetthelenart]

And that’s about all I have to say on the matter.

[nedahoyin]

White privilege..

[thebaronofeggs-deactivated20150]

Anti-SJWs in a nutshell.

[ask-lordkalem]

im pretty sure this comic is about rich people and poor or middle class people. it has nothing to do with sexism or race. 

and if it did. the man on the right would be a women. and the man on the left would be a women. 

and the man on the right would be Anita sarkeesian.

and the man on the left would be the rest of the feminist movement. 

[did-you-know]

Gobekli Tepe, which is 6,000 years older than Stonehenge, may be the world’s first temple. It’s estimated to have been built before the invention of the wheel, the idea of farming, or the tools that could have constructed it. Basically, it shouldn’t even exist. Source

[ask-lordkalem]

it takes less than 300 people to make stonehenge with nothing but dirt, water and sticks. and they can do it in under a year.

it takes nothing but a good amount of time spent with a rock to carve soft stone into bricks and to carve pictures into it. 

this temple could have easily been made using nothing but mud and rocks. 

today a single man can make a temple with his own two hands. using nothing but a shuval, hammer and some rocks. 

in those times they did have hammers of rock and wicker ropes. they also had stone knifes and they knew how to make pottery. 

learn history before making stupid claims.

[sixpenceee]

The Fallstreak Hole, or hole punch cloud, occurs when part of a cloud’s water droplets freeze into ice crystals and fall below the cloud layer, according to the Cloud Appreciation Society. (Source)

[ask-lordkalem]

RAINBOW DASH STOP DOING SONIC BOOMS AND CLEAR MY FUCKING WEATHER GOD DAMN IT. 

[pikapetey02]

whatever…. i was bored of the old tumblr anyway….  I’ll get around to re-uploading all the shit that made a person upset for no goddamn reason.   comickit you can choose to inform your friend or not because fuck that noise. 

as for me im just gonna making shit and living life.  Here’s for me getting back in shape for 2015!  MORE ANIMATION COMING SOON!

swiggety swoo!

[ask-lordkalem]

wow...