Real life Homoshreckxual

[My Tags] I'm Catnip , i'm 19 and live in Redding, California uwu. I like home stuck, anime, videogames, etc. I'll take art requests in my ask box. I like meeting people so feel free to say hi. [If you want me to see something tag my URL or i wont see it thanks uvu]

[sataniccatnip]

Check out my new makeup blog

[thisiswhereiletmymindexplode]

[wynn1ng]

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

[pammiejr]

[the-togepi-man]

When you run into a small Pokemon with a high CP

[slimetony]

dude i just solved all my problems

i just pretended it wasn’t happening and i instantly felt better

[ithelpstodream]

[oomshi]

[hutanna]

Just a small pebble in your path

[sataniccatnip]

me playing pokemon: why do all of these npc trainers have so many of the same pokemon, and only like teams of 2-3? this is unrealistic they should have full 6 pokemon teams and cover all their type weaknesses and

me playing pokemon go, arms full of nidoran,: I now understand

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[misanthropicmessiah]

[abysswatchers420]

i feel like im living in a bizzaro 90s dream world and i love it

[retrogamingblog]

Oh please, The Lord is my father’s name, just call me Cross Guy

[writteninlucidink]

[relsretiredblog-deactivated2018]

OK BUT LIKE I HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF MY OWN POKEGO STORIES TO TELL BUT LIKE one of my fave things to happen today was that my bro and i went to get refills for my grandma’s e-cig and im waiting in the car talkin to my gram and my bro gets in the car with the refill and a huge effing grin and is like “Bro, the vape guy is our pokemon professor.”

and im like “Get out” but apparently my bro walked in to the vape shop (which for some reason looks like the inside of what i’d imagine to be an old western saloon on a rustic settlement of the moon, which is cool) and the guy at the counter was telling these two girls playing pokego about all of the local spots for catching pokemon, where people weren’t catching as many, where there were flocks, etc. He literally knew everything about the entire local puget sound

told my bro where to find tons of charmander and where there was a flock of pidgeottos in our town and was super nice to them

Yeah so, long story short, i live in a cute little port town and our local pokemon professor is the vape guy

[legs-are-just-for-show]

i cant believe pokemon go has shown us what would happen if pokemon were real

[obfuscobble]

i can’t believe how much i love this reality

[sataniccatnip]

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