Something's Happened Sir.

Here to take orders. But not from YOU. Lieutenant Janowski, Harkness' right hand man. Well, when Lana's not around. Or Steve's not kissing ass. Or George isn't looking at pretty things in the sky. The competent one.

[ask-lt-janowski]

What

the

fuck.

[security-chief-harkness]

"Chief... w hat happened to your hair..? "

[ask-lt-janowski]

[security-chief-harkness]

[ask-lt-janowski]

"Steve! You're up!"

[ask-lt-janowski]

Question: You jumped on a grenade in a 'trust exercise' showing the strength, courage and selflessness to be ready to act and perhaps, sacrifice yourself should the need require. But the exercise was not real. Do you think you could have the same in a true situation? A live grenade? ((And what if someone else tried jumping on the grenade as well :P And do you still RP? You're not very active recently :c))

I…didn’t know it was a trust exercise until afterwards…

((This is mostly a joke RP blog I never intended to develop that deeply. Mostly made to try and make Hark!Mod laugh and get a few giggles out everyone. And make fun of Steve. I don’t have time or energy for another full-time blog at the mo, sorry anon!dude!))

[ask-lt-janowski]

Christ I hope I'm not the one who has to train the new guys.

[xtwos]

[missmaria101]

Ms. Morietti, if I got a report of a snake roaming the halls, it definitely wouldn't be crawling out your quarters, would it ma'am?

Cecil. 

Oh. 

God. 

She tries to stifle the panic that’s clearly starting to appear in her eyes. 

"…Not at all."Yes.

Oh.

God. 

Cecil. 

"…Is this, said snake, okay?" 

[ask-lt-janowski]

"Said snake is in the lab, being cooed over by one of the scientist. Would you like to visit to see if it looks familiar?"

[security-chief-harkness]

Harkness throws a dud grenade into a group of guards.

"Trust exercise!"

[ask-lt-janowski]

Janowski looks up from the ground where he had jumped down to cover the grenade with his body. The look from his eyes is not unlike a kicked puppy.

[ask-lt-janowski]

Short video on day-to-day life in Rivet City.

[ask-lt-janowski]

I wonder if it's too late to pretend I'm Jewish.

[ask-lt-janowski]

What if we exchanged Steve for the Brass Lantern's fry-cook...

[ask-lt-janowski]

I wonder if I should give my gun a name. Oh hell, the best I'd ever come up with is something like "Mr Shooty."

[ask-lt-janowski]

Apparently George is old friends with Jenny Stahl's older brother.

I wonder if he knows how to make a decent cup of coffee.

[ask-lt-janowski]

I wonder if I should tell Harkness I just saw Steve leave the bathroom without washing his hands. See how he loves that coffee now.

[ask-lt-janowski]

Why is the water blue in Pre-War pictures? Sure as hell doesn't look blue to me.

[ask-lt-janowski]

I had a dream Steve set off the nuke in Megaton.

I woke up strangely happy.

[ask-lt-janowski]

I should really do something with this engagement ring. I mean, I know Janice isn't coming back.

...

Damn it.