ask the Lydia and Beetlejuice ripoffs

WELCOME! I'm luci! ex angel and demon of greed! I was summoned by ted and now I'm stuck to him forever. too bad hes so depressing. (goth signs off with "🥀" luci signs off with "🗡") modded by: thebestbatz

[ask-benevoler]

"Benevolent once-ler" huh? Not many oncelers can claim that title! Hopefully you won't end up like them too... -🗡

I’m still new to this—“onceler multiverse”—thing. What do you mean by “end up like them too”?? I’m quite confused on that, can someone elaborate?

[ooc sorry no drawing, I’m really tired 😭]

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Well from what I've observed in recent times it seems a common theme among us oncelers is doing something terrible...and then facing the consequences. Pretty interesting stuff! It can be quite entertaining - 🗡

[ask-benevoler]

Huh…that’s quite awful to hear. I couldn’t imagine doing anything terrible, yet again I’m not the type to look into anything that isn’t very uh, friendly, haha—

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Hm interesting, well then good luck on your benevolence! If you keep it up maybe you won't end up uh... down there so to speak, hehe!

[ask-benevoler]

"Benevolent once-ler" huh? Not many oncelers can claim that title! Hopefully you won't end up like them too... -🗡

I’m still new to this—“onceler multiverse”—thing. What do you mean by “end up like them too”?? I’m quite confused on that, can someone elaborate?

[ooc sorry no drawing, I’m really tired 😭]

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Well from what I've observed in recent times it seems a common theme among us oncelers is doing something terrible...and then facing the consequences. Pretty interesting stuff! It can be quite entertaining - 🗡

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

~ Have you both ever thought of wearing something more... pink? Don't get me wrong, i love- your more "spiky" and darker styles, but it would be a nice adition to your wardrobe don't you think?*~

@ask-divaler

Ugh pink? Are you being serious??? In what world would I ever wear pink???

DON'T BE FOOLED FOLKS! Despite what he says goth actually likes the color pink it reminds them of-

OKAYYYYYYY THAT'S ENOUGH.

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

I can actually confirm plinko is real! At least in hell. It's one of the main torture methods! - 🗡

Well that sounds torturous, glad I'm not going to hell then...

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Sure hobo sure..... -🗡

[hobo-mod]

Been meaning to draw this bastard for a while now... enjoy the luci-ler from @ask-luciler-and-goth-ted

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

LOOK ITS ME!!!! -🗡

[killeronceler]

Kill-ler? I'm guessing you kill people? Very creative... though people call me goth can't say that's very creative either, not like i chose it though... -🥀

Well yes as my name very fucking clearly suggests. I also didnt personally choose that name. Killing is just my side hussle though I sell thneeds primarily but if u need to get rid of someone, I'm always up for the job. I like your style by the way.

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Wow I'm surprised there's oncelers out there that aren't completely annoying... I'll definitely think about taking up that offer -🥀

[butterscorner-deactivated202505]

So here’s an emoji I (re)made for a discord server, enjoy💖

Butter-ler🧈💖

[ask-divaler]

~Here’s mine sweethearts💖~

[hadeon]

Don't turn me into a crying emote noooooooo

[qtip-ler]

I'm.. I'm a victim

[hobo-ler-deactivated20240123]

What the fuck

[methcook-ler]

why the fuck are we crying

[moved-2-coyotemaximum]

poor little meow meow extreme

[noritaro]

cringe ass nae nae baby

[bad-facsimile]

you only live onceler, i guess.

[the-mf-peeler]

I never shoulda smoke that shit now I’m :cringe onceler:

[crue-ler]

Why crying

[ask-pink-finch-deactivated20240]

*sobbing hysterically*

[batzmatazz]

Pathetic babies

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

WHY. -🥀

Inaccurate I'm incapable of crying -🗡

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Ted is so cute! I just want to hung him and give him a thneed! He deserves happiness!

cute?!?! CUTE!?!? WHA- IM TOTALLY SCARY!!

No offense ted but you're totally cute- well in a wet cat sort of way he he

Grrrrrrrrr

[ask-doctor-med-ler]

Thanks for your service Dr. med-ler! Gives a lot less paper work for the people downstairs if you know what I mean..... -🗡

Unfortunately I think I have a fair idea of what you might be referring to.

I just moved back to the area, and it seems like I might have my work cut out for me!

[ask-the-sock-ler]

So....you're a sock....do socks even have souls? If not maybe I could get ya one! ←～(o ｀▽´ )oΨ -🗡

I…..honestly don’t know if I have a soul? I try to not think about stuff like that too much bc if I do, I get all weird and existentially. How would you get me a soul? What does having a soul feel like?

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Well one of the perks of being a demon is that not only can you take souls you can also give souls and though most demons don't, i am a caring, loving, amazing, thoughtful demon and willing to give out souls to those in need (because I am great) and to answer your second question, having a soul is like a sign of holiness, something thats made from god, and as someone who's lost a lot of holiness, not having it feels a bit....empty at times but also freeing so maybe that's what NOT having a soul feels like! but I also didn't technically have a soul even as an angel so...who knows! X) -🗡

[ask-the-sock-ler]

Hmmm… I don’t know, having a soul just seems like it brings a lot of unwanted responsibility and morality. I think I’d rather go through life not knowing if I have one or not. Though according to my mother I’m a soulless monster.

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Fair, when I was an angel I was always expected to be perfect and great, responsibility can be quite annoying! Also morality, it's more fun to be a "soulless monster" :) -🗡

[ask-the-sock-ler]

So....you're a sock....do socks even have souls? If not maybe I could get ya one! ←～(o ｀▽´ )oΨ -🗡

I…..honestly don’t know if I have a soul? I try to not think about stuff like that too much bc if I do, I get all weird and existentially. How would you get me a soul? What does having a soul feel like?

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Well one of the perks of being a demon is that not only can you take souls you can also give souls and though most demons don't, i am a caring, loving, amazing, thoughtful demon and willing to give out souls to those in need (because I am great) and to answer your second question, having a soul is like a sign of holiness, something thats made from god, and as someone who's lost a lot of holiness, not having it feels a bit....empty at times but also freeing so maybe that's what NOT having a soul feels like! but I also didn't technically have a soul even as an angel so...who knows! X) -🗡

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Why so pissy, punk?

Actually its goth and shouldn't you be begging for money somewhere right now "hobo"?

[death-ler-deactivated20231002]

HELLOO HANDSOME! It's always nice to see another demon onceler BD -🗡

Why hello there, gorgeous! I have heard some stirrings coming from people about you. Do keep me updated on what you’re doing, yeah? I’m quite fascinated by you, Luci-ler, and your deal with the youth goth.

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Of course of course! I'm sure you're just DYING to know the things I've been up to hehe!!! - 🗡

[death-ler-deactivated20231002]

Oooh, I see what you did there, you slippery snail! You’re quite humorous, Luci-ler. And yes, I am on the edge of my seat. I must know what you’ve been up to. I encourage chaos.

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Ohhh I haven't been called that before! When I was in hell people usually just called me a snake! Anwayssss I've been trying to turn goth into a demon (as per our deal) but honestly i don't know if he can! You have to do something reallll bad to become a demon,trust me I know -🗡

[change-ler-deactivated20230914]

Lucky me! I can't get infected at all because I'm technically already dead! So can iiiiiiii have a hug? :3 -🗡

YOU'RE UNDEAD? STAY AWAY!

At least the towers heavily guarded and blocked off so no zombies can get in...

-K

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Awwwwwww ;(( -🗡

[death-ler-deactivated20231002]

HELLOO HANDSOME! It's always nice to see another demon onceler BD -🗡

Why hello there, gorgeous! I have heard some stirrings coming from people about you. Do keep me updated on what you’re doing, yeah? I’m quite fascinated by you, Luci-ler, and your deal with the youth goth.

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Of course of course! I'm sure you're just DYING to know the things I've been up to hehe!!! - 🗡

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

Oh hey you two!! What brought ted to summon a demon?

Well I wanted to summon a demon so they could turn me into one. Then I could be like.... the ultimate goth.

But luci hasn't turned me into a demon yet. all i got so far are these stupid green eyes.

[ask-luciler-and-goth-ted]

HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY!!

My name is luci-ler~

And this depressing young gentleman is Ted aka Goth!

Hi......

Welcome to the ask blog! Feel free to ask me, him or both of us anything!

preferably just him....