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@ask-marvellous-chester
Hm? Well, look at this... Seems that they've all flown the coop!
A-hah! Friends in fair weather, I suppose.
Not that I care -- it was getting awfully crowded here. But if Oolacile doesn't yield her secrets soon, perhaps I ought to take to the road again...
[This isnāt my usual cup of tea, but curiosity has gotten the better of meā¦]
The Punchline
Crossbow made from the soul of Marvellous Chester, a man of mystery lost in the past.
Though his choice of professions seemed dichotomous, Chester understood that...
Hah! You know me too wellā¦ [The gold inscription is the perfect ācherry-on-topā detail.]
Using my muse's soul you forge a weapon. What type of weapon is it? Does it have any special traits or abilities?
[This isn't my usual cup of tea, but curiosity has gotten the better of me...]
I ask from the distant land of Skyrim. I've met a jester named Cicero. Is he your cousin or something?
Oh, from Skyrim, are you?Heh! Well, in that caseā¦
Cicero is my dear brother; we lived together in a castle made of sugar and cinnamon. But our father sent me away, in a magical boatā
Nyahahah! Should I go on?
boltedbicorne:
People in fanfics that write Solaire as stuck up
did u even play the video game
Almost all Dark Souls fan fiction, ask blogs and role-playing on this site is full of made-up trash that clashes severely with the actual world and characters in the game. Welcome to Dark Souls on tumblr.
[This is the chief reason why this blog has been so inactive -- apart from having, you know, better things to do. It's such a turn-off to see established characters being used as mouthpieces for a blogger.
[I don't mean to offend anybody here -- but really, folks. If you enjoy this game's lore so much, stick to it. Creative license goes only so far.]
The wrinkle lines threw the mask off
Hmph! Tell that to the sot who made itā¦
[That was a submission; I wouldnāt be caught dead cosplaying.]
What are you, casual?
Casual? Oh, Iām relaxed as can be!I could place a bolt between your eyes -- casually and comfortably.
Hehehehehā¦
Did I do it right? __________________________________________
A little clownish -- but marvellously so! Nyahah!
(Throws one of his wooden ornaments at Chester)
"HELLO!"
Oh! And I thought that old Hawkeye had starved by now.
A charming little pieceā¦How grotesque!
Is this how the Lordās mighty knights spend their talents? A-hah!Send another, why donāt you?
You walk down the street at night in colonial America. As you walk down an alley, you see a man dressed oddly with a facemask and a large brown hat, leaning against a wall.
Oh, come nowā¦Whatever youāve been told, imitation is hardly the best form of flattery.
"I hear that there is a plague doctor that treats you quite well, what are your thoughts on him?"
Oh, that one? Hm! His taste in boutonnieres does him credit, but heās far too stingy.
Doesnāt he know that generosity is the bread-and-butter of life? A-hah!
The mage sits on the other side of the bridge, staring oh so intently, almost as if he could stare through you...
The man in the black leather longcoat offers no response. He merely stares ahead, cracking a permanent grinā¦
For all anybody knows, he could be looking at nothing in particular.
So Chester, I learned from our previous encounter that you seem to have talents for marksmanship and martial arts. Pray tell, where did you learn to kill so efficiently?
Hehehehā¦ In my mother country, killing is just a matter of course.
Every squire is taught the proper dancing steps ā but if he means to reach the other side of the ballroom, he tucks a dagger in his boot. The same rule goes for archery, elocution, and all the restā¦
And to be a truly marvellous man, you ought to have danced a thousand dances ā and never skipped the beat! Mwahahah!
" Ah Chester you forget, I have all the cures I need to survive the plague and any illness. On the other hand, you seem like you need a new flower. Have a new red rose." Gives Chester a brand new rose.
Mwahah! Yes, of courseā¦
Ah! For a surgeon, youāve a good eye for boutonnieresā¦My coat is all the fresher for it.
How did you happen upon that beautiful mask?
How did I āhappen upon it,ā now?Hehehehā¦
You could say that it happened to me!
But if I were you ā¦ I wouldnāt press the question, hm? Rain or shine, I always turn a smiling face to the world ā and why ruin such a beautiful thing? A-hah!
Quite the striking resemblance... Only yours truly can inspire such masterpieces! Mwahah!
Heheheh... Not shabby at all!
Oolacile would have benefited from a few more serpents, hm?
